when i was about five my step dad and my mom were going on a honey moon, it had been my first time hearing the words honey moon, so i asumed it was a moon made of honey, i knew honey was a liquid so i was in fear of them drowning

jasmine

When I was little, I thought that when you got married you decided if you wanted a kid or not and the minister or pastor or whatever would give it to you then. and I was deathly worried that I wouldn't be able to make up my mind and would want one after I already said no!

Anon

A much older friend of mine once told me that you can only have a baby if you're married. I was only small at the time so of course i believed her! boy was i ever surprised when i first heard of single parents.

internet freak

I used to think you had to get married to someone whos birthday was the day before or after yours. My parent's birthdays are next to each other, I just figured it was the same for everyone! I blame my dad.

Cat

i used to believe that when you are older you could marry as many people as you like as my mum used to kiss many men all the time!!

roxy s

i lost interest in marriage when i learned NASA didn't organize little vacations on the moon for honeymooners.

optional

I have another one. When I was a little bit older, right after I found out that kindergarten wasn't a mass-wedding...I began to form, not really a crush, but what I thought was going to be a forced marriage. Everyday my family would go over to this couple's house named "Aunt Kathy and Uncle Jon's". Then they would force me and this little terror named "Scottie" to play together. It wasn't until during my kindergarten year that I figured out that Aunt Kathy was my mom's sister and Uncle Jon was her husband. It wasn't until 2nd grade that I found out that me and Scottie weren't going to be forced to marry, but that he was my cousin!

Incest (Madi)

I used to think that I had to marry all the older guys I met so whenever my parents had guy friends over I would ask them to marry me. All of them said yes too! ^_^

k e l l i x3

I thought that people who got divorced would eventually marry each other again.

Anon

When I was little and asked my mom what adultery was, she said it meant that a grownup ran away from home. So, for the longest time, I thought that parents who ran away together, abandoning their kids, were committing adultery.

Anon

when I was a kid i used to believe that people were born married and taht their parents knew about it(somehow) and when their child grew to would to to live with there spuose.

Mushfiqur Rahman

When I was little I always thought marriage was one of life's little traps into making your life miserable because I always use to hear my dad say "MARRIAGE IS MISERABLE". LOL. Needless to say him and my mom got divorced lol.

Brenda T.

I used to think that being in love was some kind of horrible addiction that brain-washed you. Why else would you still love someone who treated you like crap, and stay married to him?

me again

when i was small,my friends and i had a discussion if we ever wanted to get married(the hate-boys stage).while two us didn't want to...this girl said she wanted to because she liked kids and wanted some of her own....and so the rest of us tried to convince her that you didn't have to marry and that when you grow big enough you will get pregnant on your own without any body's help.

Anon

When I was little I used to believe you didn't have to be a adult to get married so I proposed to a boy when I was five. Now i'm thirteen and I just concentrate on TV romances and no I haven't proposed to any boys since then.

Ashley

My parents were both twenty when they got married. I thought for sure that I would be married when I was twenty, and that all nice people were.

NuMo

I thought that when someone got married, everybody in the world got an invatation, but all the invatations we got were people we knew. I thoguht that all the people who had weddings were married before i was born and that When we heard that our family's friend's cousing was getting married, i wondered why we weren't going

GSA

i thought when you got married you have to choose a whole last name (not your hubbys name) and for ever i was thinking of a good lastname for me!

Mrs.Wonderful

When I was very small, I thought my older brother was the greatest guy alive and when we played make-believe, I always wanted to marry him. I remember telling Mother that "I want to marry Jeremy when I grow up!" And she said, "oh no, dear, you can't!!!" I asked, "why?" She then patiently explained that sisters cannot marry their brothers and it was against the laws of nature. My father, a doctor, later explained to me that such things cause weird birth defects.

Hilary the Baker

I once tred on my fathers wedding ring and was caought by my aunt who then said that I would now never get married becasue of it.

Michael