I used to think that at weddings, the preist would say, "Do you take this woman to be your awfully wedded wife?"

Amir

When I was little, I used to think that one line in the wedding vows was "Will you have this woman to be your awfully wedded wife"
I could never figure out why you would want to marry that person.
It actually made me giggle durring that part of my wedding ceremony!

Sharon

After watching too much English tv, I used to believe that only men named James could get married. When I realised there were hardly any men named James in Belgium (where I live) I cried for days thinking I'd never find a husband unless I moved to England.

Devilfish

I used to believe that when I used up all the sheets in my desk scratch pad, I would be married.

Barb

I used to beleive that when newly weds went on their honeymoon i believed they were actually going to the moon to eat honey!!!!!

Racy

Until the age of 9, I used to believe that marriage was a fancy church wedding that commenced in the bride and groom HAVING SEX in front of everyone. No wonder why I never wanted to get married.

Elisabeth B.

For the longest time I believed that you had to get Divorced the same way you got Married. All of your friends and relatives from your wedding would have to come to the Divorce and instead of wearing white everyone would have to wear black.

Sam

My parents have the same birthday. When I was little, this led me to believe that if you were going to marry someone, you HAD to have the same birthday!

Jenni

When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!

Lucy

I used to believe that when you wanted to get married, you would put on your tux, and walk around until you found a woman in a wedding dress, and then you'd be married.

Peet

I used to think that when a couple went on a honeymoon, it was always to a quaint inn or cabin in the mountains. I'm not sure where I got this belief, since my parents went to Toronto on their honeymoon. I also thought that the couple stayed dressed up (i.e. the bride always wore the dress, and the groom always wore the tux) for the entire honeymoon.

Anonymous

My mom and dad happened to have the same birthday (dad is one year older). I used to think, similar to the way a wife changes her last name to her husband's once they get married, that she also changed her birthday to match the husband's!

Miguel

i used to believe that everyone got married the day they graduated from college

Anon

When i was younger i used to belief that when people got married and went on their honeymoon, thay actually went to the moon and ate honey.

Elisa

I used to believe that if a woman saw any man naked, apart from her husband, she would have the urge to cut their penis off.

Marc

When I was about 4, my mum informed me that when women get married they have to change their names. Obviously she didn't explan very well and I went round for weeks telling people "When I get married my name is going to be Sarah so you had better remember it!"

Marie

My parents divorced when I was 5 years old. To get divorced, I thought they had to go to the church where they were married, and walk backwards from the front of the isle to the back. I even pictured my mother holding a bouquet during the reverse ceremony.

TZ

i used to think that it was a law that people with the same color hair had to get married to in order to ensure that their children had the right color hair. this was corroborated that both i and my parents have dark brown hair. i was very confused when a friend of mine had dark hair but his mother was a blonde.

helen

I used to believe that what they called the people getting married were "the bride and broom". I only realized when I was 9 and going to be a jr bridesmaid that the proper term was the "bride and groom".

broom/groom.....whatever

I used to beleive that divorce court was when two people went to court and after stating their cases the judge pressed a huge red button and lights and sounds would scream and flash and when the smoke settled the two people would be DIVORCED!

roz