One summer I realized all kids got a break from school in the summer. So I asked Mom, "Does Dad go on summer vacation from work, too?" I guess I thought Dad was going to some kind of grown up school.

Smarter now

when i was three years old, and at home while my parents were on the work; i saw parliament assembly on tv, and thought, that my parents are probably there, working all day.

en

When I was young, I wanted to be a taxi driver. I have no clue why, lol. But now I realized it isn't the most exciting job...

Anon

I wanted to be a fireman when I was around the age of... 5 or 6, I guess. My 2 years younger sister objected; Then I couldn't be the uncle of her children!

Norwegian Dude From Kopervik

I THOUGHT PLUMBERS PICKED PLUMS FROM TREES ALL DAY HAAA HAAA

KRISTINE

i thought that being a stripper ment that i got to make clothes.

Anon

I used to believe that "when i was an adult" in a past life i was a food taster!

sMELL

I used to think that my uncle was a secret agent because everytime he came round to our house when I lived in Glasgow he used to speak to me in a series of grunts and whistles and stuff rather then in english. He'd then sly-lee give me money.

Sumeet S

I used to believe when I was child that what elder people can do in their office work, even we children can do better if we are given a chance.

shashikanth

I once told my whole family i wanted to be a dancer as in the movie Fast Foreward where dancers dance up and down the strip. Not having a particular title for the profession i called it strip dancing and being 8 years old i got some really weird looks.

soulfire

When I was little my dad made me belive their was a midget in the box saying the numbers as you push them. He also led me to believe that he was especially trained to sound the same every time.

Jared

i thought that men had to go fishing or we would starve

david

This is something I shouldn't say,but I ought to.
Until I understood what busy phones were,when I heard that telephone lines were busy,I actually thought they were doing some kind of work and could not be talked to by anyone until they finished their shift.

epimeno01

When we would have firedrills the firemen would come tot he school to see how long it would take them to get there.I used to be afraid of them and when the teachers said d'ont be afraid of the nice firement. but itf its not a firemen just kick them were the sun dont shine!" I would soemtimes get them confused when i saw them cuz some of the firefighters woudlknt wear uniforms so i ended up kicking a firefighter!

Kelsey

When my sister was in first grade, all the kids had to write down what they wanted to be for the yearbook....my sister wanted to be an old farmer woman

Filla

I used to think I was going to be a zookeeper. Then I went on a field trip and saw how nasty the Ape House was.

Klayne P.

when i worked at papa johns as my first job, for awhile i thought you couldnt relax in the back of the store, like it was forbidden or something.

Mrs.Wonderful

My dad worked 3rd sh ift when I was growing up and he would get home usually before I had to go to school. Well we had a big window I used to stand at and wait for him to arrive...the window had nails all around it that we used to hold christmas lights. I believed that if I pulled all the nails out and put them back in he would be home before I was done. It worked EVERY time.

Andy

I used to believe I could be happy at work, but even when I'm are doing something I love.. I still get bored with it! :(

James

i used to think that customers were people who work behind counters until i learnt what they really were at drama club

Anon