language : swearing - I Used To Believe

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When I was little, my older brother told me that "ditch" was a swear-word. I used to call people 'stupid ditches' under my breath (stupid was also a really bad word)

I also believed that 'Fuddruckers' was a curse-word. (Fuddruckers is a restaurant, just in case you didn't know...)

C-Duck

I used to think that the worst thing you could ever say was "fudge buckets", because thats what my mom said when she was really angry instead of swearing in front of us.

gabrielle

I used to call fish sticks 'fish dicks.' (It really sounds like that!) Of course I didn't know what a dick was, but I knew it made all the adults laugh every time I said it, so I just kept saying it over and over intentionally to get them roaring.

Heather C

I thought, that a word "whore" was just another word for "woman" and my mom was furious when i called her that.

Joanna

I used to think that fart was a bad word and then i heard my mom say it once and I was so shocked.

Tara

I use to think that slow-poke was a bad word because my mom always used and she seemed to be mad when she said it.

Brooke

i used to think the word "suck" was a swear word

Anon

in my old christian school they said its against the skool rules to swear, but since I was young I thought the swearing they meant was like a promise...

Damian

When I was 6, I used to believe that the S' word meant "To pee".

Babalugats the Third

When i was in kindergarden, my family moved (military), so i went to 2 schools for kindergarden. Anyway, when i got there, the first thing they did was recess before school started. I met this kid, and he told me that the middle finger meant hello. So when we got to class, i walked in and flicked off everyone. I spent the next 5 weeks in a corner.

Blood Gangsta

I used to believe everything starting with f was a bad word after I learned about the "f-word".

Sarah

I thought I had invented the word "asshole". At this point I was too young to have heard it on TV. A few years later I was allowed to watch some films and TV with swearing in and when the word "asshole" was used, I was delighted. I assumed that in the few years since I had invented it, its use had become more widespread to the point that it had entered the English language. Go me!

Lady M

When I was younger, I had growing pains. One day I told my friend that my shin hurt really bad. Shocked, she shushed me and said that I shouldn't say that because God didn't like that. Anyway, it took me around 3 or four years to realize she thought I said shit. This realization was sadly discovered on a bathroom wall, when I thought they spelled shin wrong.

Anon

When i was in juniour high my teacher always told us that if we swore more than 3 times then our tounges would drop off

crying snott

When I saw my 6th grade teacher for the first time at a school assembly, I leaned over to my mom and said "He looks like a prick" thinking it meant uptight and proper, she gave me a look like she was going to smack me and told me never to use the word again. Only later, when finding a dictionary, did I understand its true meaning.

When I was around five, me and my brother would have constant competitions on name-calling. The all-famous term was "You doo-doo bird"... Until, that is, my brother mistaken it as "You dildo!" -_-'

ACK!

when i was about 6 or 7 i heard someone say the word "f**k" and later on asked my mum what it meant. She told me it was another word for poo....which was a bad idea really considering the next day at school i informed my teacher "you've got f***ed on!" in my innocent childish way, after observing that a seagull had pooed on her....

sarah t

My mom told me that "shut up" was a TERRIBLY bad word, and that "piss" was completely HORRID! My mom also never told me what the word "fart" meant. I use all 3 of these terms CONSTANTLY now, even though my mom tries to drive it from my head.
I also used to believe (Without anybody's help but my own warped mind) that these terms were BEYOND the F-word magnified by 10. "Mind your own bisiness" "Mind your own beeswax" (These I use consistantly) and, this is hilarious and my parents still tease me about it now, "Your car smells like chocolate" (I don't say this one often)

I really needed help and I still do.

A wacked out phsyco

I used to think that "giving someone the finger" ment to litteraly give someone THE finger. I really thought that there was a golden finger being passed around! So, when someone said " You better stop or I'll give you the finger!" I was overjoyed !

MAU!

My Dad told me that a cuss word was a word that you should never ever use, or something terrible would happen to you. I don't remember how I came to know which words were the "bad" one's. But I remember sitting on the toilet repeating every cuss word I knew and telling myself to never ever say them aloud.

s***,f***,a**,b**** (Madi)

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