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When i was little my mom told me that the easter bunny lived on the moon and he ate all the cheese. i swear i could see him sometimes

Nick
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I used to believe that if you saw the Easter Bunny, you would turn into a rabbit!

Anon
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I've known Father Christmas wasn't real nearly all my life, but I used to think that the easter bunny was real. I also used to think he was green and very fast.

Claude
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I used to believe that the Easter Bunny was going to eat me and take me to his layer! So when we were taking pictures with the Easter Bunny I screamed and cryed and through a HUGE fit. It was crazy.

Anon
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For easter my grandmother came over, and my brother and I had to share a room. We were very young, and my brother sat up from the floor and looked up at me.
He hatched an idea that we would take pictures of the easter bunny.
My parents caught us scheming and made my brother sleep with them so we wouldn't try anything.

Nitori
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I used to believe that th easter bunny would get angry when you ate chocolate bunnies (I ate them anyways!)

Anon
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I am the youngest of 9 children and when I was 4 years old, we went to my grandparents' house for Easter Sunday, like always, where we were supposed to get our Easter baskets. Of course, the older kids knew there was no Easter Bunny, but I had no idea. When we got there, my oldest siblings took my Easter basket and hid it. When everyone went to grab their Easter baskets and mine was missing, my brother pulled me aside and explained that the Easter Bunny was a hoax--the "bunny" was actually an Easter Turtle who delivered baskets based on the age of the recipient and, being a turtle, he was too slow to deliver mine. I cried until my parents made my siblings return my basket, but they insisted all year that the Easter Bunny was a turtle. About three weeks before Easter the next year, I started mailing letters to the Easter Turtle reminding him to please send my basket with all my brothers' and sisters'. The mail man must have thought I was crazy.

Anon
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I used to believe that when I sat on the Easter Bunny's lap, that I would somehow lay an egg. I was only 4 years old at the time, though.

Anon
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Out of all the make-believe characters from childhood, the Easter Bunny was the one I maintained belief in longest. For some reason, a fat man with presents or a fairy that took my teeth seems silly, but an anthropomorphic rabbit that brought colored eggs and chocolate made total sense to me.

Chris
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when i was reallly little and i went to go get my picture taken with the easter bunny..my mom told me.."its ok maddy he is just going to come into our house tonight....etc...." but i thought she ment like sneek in and do something horrible....not leave me presents...so i started crying and didnt wanna go near him....it was really hard to go to sleep that night......

maddy
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i used to belive the easter bunny pooped out the eggs.


also, every year when i was little, my sister and i would wake up at dawn and force our perants to wake-up and see what the 'easter bunny' left. well then my mom would always say, look outside and say good-bye to the easter bunny! so we would. but dogs would always poop on our sidewalk and my perants would joke around saying 'look! another present from the easter bunny!' so my sister and i belived he really did poop on our sidewalk..

dessy
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When I was 6 or 7 I was seriously terrified of the easter bunny. So it was Saturday night and i was just dying! I kept crying and crying I was soo scared. My mom told me to go to bed and I obeyed. Soon after that i went downstairs and no one was down there. I was so scared. In my head i was thinking, "I'm gonna stop that bunny from getting anywhere near here." I kept walking around the house and looking out for, "Him". I heard a noise coming from upstairs. So I hid behind the hallway entrance. I saw a figure coming down stairs and once it passed me I leaped at it and attacked it. Figures, it was my dad.

Anon
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I believed that if you have Easter baskets out in the living room while you're sleeping, the Easter bunny would wiggle his nose, which made him pop in, put presents in the baskets, wiggle his nose, then he'd magically disappear.

Samantha
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When I was about 8, when I woke up on Easter morning i ran to the living room and looked out the window, my sister was out there with a bag full of eggs @_@
I screamed at her, shouting that she couldn't take any eggs until we both started the hunt, and my sister then came in the house and said that the easter bunny wasn't real. I burst into tears and shouted that the bunny was real, then my mum took me into my dads room and he told me the truth about santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc.
That ruined my day.

Anon
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when i was in 1st grade mt wonderful father told me that the Easter bunny peed on all the Easter candy. . . i didn't eat jelly beans for years especially the yellow ones

one wierd kid
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i thought the eatser bunny was real,and santa,too,lmao, but my parents and family members told me on xmas eve night,lmfao

Anon
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I used to belive that the easter bunny lived under my closet floor.

Anon
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my little brother thought that he came from the drain and that the easter bunny made him leave, so he came to live with our family.

Anon
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When i was little i use to believe that the easter bunny contoled the traffic lights , so every time we were at a red light i use to ask the easter bunny to hurry up and change the light LOL

anon
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I thought the easter bunny was real

courtney
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