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i used to believe that when fireworks exploded, the sparks in the sky were fairies who liked to entertain humans by flying around a bit before they dissapeared

val
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When I was in fourth grade, one of my friends thought that fertilizer pelets were leprecon eggs, and they would grow into leprecons. We also believed that the spraypainted gold gravel the teachers put out on the playground really was leprecon gold, and we were always dissapointed when our St. Patrick's day leprecon traps never caught anything.

Meg
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I once lost my tooth in a piece of pizza at a Bar Mitzvah in Colorado. When I put the tooth under my pillow, the next morning I only got 50 cents, when I would normally have 1 dollar. I told my parents, and every single member of our family about how cheap the Colorado tooth fairy was. Then, when we got back to Detroit, my mom slipped a not under my pillow that said, "Well, your a cheap little kid. From: The Colorado Tooth Fairy" From then on, I thought that The Colorado Tooth Fairy was out to get me and that I couldn't lose any teeth while we were in that state

Rachel
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When I was about 8 I was on my swingset outside Icould have SWORN I saw a fairy. She was green and smiled at me and looked like a dragonfly.
I still believe that I saw her ;)

Christine
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As a child I thought the tooth fairy would gather all the children’s teeth and make dentures out of them. Why else am I getting paid for my tooth and where the hell where dentures coming from.

Danielle
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I used to beleive that when you point you kill the fairys

Miss. Understood
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I used to believe that the tooth fairy would take your tooth, and add it to her home, like her home was a palace made out of all the teeth in the world, and that she had a section of her palace for each person, and she would have molar stools and teeth walls, etc., and that she would label the rooms according to your name, like: Adora Fae's room, it used a lot of imagination, but when I was 7 I stopped believing in the tooth fairy, but before that, I used to think that she was evil, and hated me, because I lost my tooth on Christmas, and she didn't come... :(

Adora Fae (Fae means fairy, which is pretty cool...)
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I believed in elves and fairies and one night a bunch of neighborhood children and I went to a toadstool ring under a full moon and we saw them dancing!

So...I still believe!

Dreamy
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I used to believe that the dew you would see on the grass in the early morning were fairies sitting in the lawn.

Kinezovich
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I used to believe that in the tooth fairy took all your teeth and built a tooth city for her to live in!

Anon
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when i was little i used to set traps for the tooth fairy whenever i lost a tooth so i could have the tooth fairy grant all my wishes

nweitz
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I used to believe that the Tooth Fairy made dollhouses out of the teeth she collected. I do not know why I believed this. :)

Danielle
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As a child I was taught that the tooth fairy would buy our teeth so she could add them to her crown.

Lola
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When I was younger, despite what my dad said, I thought the tooth fairy was greedy and evil. I was positive that she took all the teeth and used them to build giant mansions.

Toothless
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When i was a little girl I actually thought I could fly. Just like in the disney movies with the fairies and the fairy dust. I figured if i could just get a hold of some "fairy dust" I could reach straight up to those clouds. In fact, I remember having a little necklace w/ something attached to it, on the outside it said fairy dust...(you could open it up...it had to be glitter or something in there) but at the time i thought it was real fairy dust! So... one day i went in my backyard, sprinkled some on, stepped up on my slide w/ my arms spread out, and jumped off. Hahah! I was so disappointed to find out i was just falling.

Lauren
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You know when you look up at your dark ceiling at night you can kind of see spots? Well, my sister told me these spots were fairies and that in the center of every room was a tooth fairy. Every bedroom had it's own tooth fairy and the other fairies worked for her and would pass messages from room to room.

Emily
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When I was younger every time I lost a tooth I would get a tiny letter that I had to read through a magnifying glass that the tooth fairy himself had signed! I heard some kids saying the tooth fairy was a girl, while mine was named Victor, so I asked my grandmother and she said that there were a lot of tooth fairies, and that she was a close personal friend of all of them. I still don't know how those tiny letters came about.

Madii
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When I was about 7, my younger brother (4 at the time) came home from Preschool with a "Leprechaun Finder." It was a piece of cardstock cut into the shape of a clover with green celophane in the middle. He explained to me that if you looked through it, you could see Leprechauns. He led me around the whole yard and inside the house, telling me he could see them, but they always ran as soon as I asked to see them because they were scared of me.

At one point I got incredibly frustrated and said to him "Tell the Leprechaun I'm not going to hurt him. I just want to pet him!" (who knows why I wanted to "pet" a leprechaun). He looked up at me and laughed and explained that it was a joke, and he had gotten me good.
Now that I look back at it, I was a real moron to let my little brother pull the wool over my eyes.

Amy
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I actually used to believe that there was a fairy called 'Fairy Nuff'. When people said 'Fair Enough' I thought that they were referring to her/it.

Nick
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I used to believe that if you point at somebody you make holes in the air and the fairys fall over

Bob #1
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