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At about the age of six, I believed that two little penguins lived under the pews in my family's church. I saw them peeking out at me from beneath the pew in front of us on quite a few occasions when we were kneeling and praying. Sometimes I whispered quietly to them to see if they'd play with me, but they never did anything but sit there and stare, so I eventually gave that up and just watched them.

Years later I realized that the "penguins" had actually been the high-heeled shoes of the woman sitting in front of me. They were black on the top and white on the bottom, so when the woman knelt and the heels were sticking out, they looked like little tuxedoed birds! Good thing I never tried to touch them or told anyone about my little friends.

BandGeek
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When I was in elementary school, I hung out with some of the cool girls in school and we were always competing with the other cool girls in different classes, starting trends like making up clubs and stuff (like the spice girls club!) Well, in 7th grade, (middle school) my friend Libby, me and a few other girls all knew this turkey named Turkey, and he was a really funny turkey, gobbling and strutting around my middle school and stuff. Turkey didnt have all the same classes as us, so when Libby and I were in History class, Turkey would come by and wave hi to us, making sure our teacher didnt see. One day Libby saw Turkey at the door and told me. We both looked over and waved to him. Well, our teacher saw this and asked who we were waving at. Libby and I were at a loss for words, but it was really damn funny.

The Fox In Socks
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When I was about three or four, my parents took me to France for a holiday. I had recently watched Puff the Magic Dragon, and it was my favourite film. One day, we were walking down a busy boulevard, when my old man told me a rather amazing story about Puff. He told me that he had been stuck on an island when he was small, and that Puff had rescued him, and that only kids rescued by Puff could talk to him. He said that since he'd been rescued, he was allowed to give one other person the gift of being able to speak to Puff, and he gave that gift to me. Apparently, when you talked to Puff, only you and puff could hear it.

This resulted in me running down the boulevard, getting odd looks as I yelled at the top of my voice, "PUFF PUFF I LOVE YOU PUFF! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND PUFF!" to some nonexistant dragon. My dad will never let me forget about that day..

Mazza
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When I was 8 years old I had an imaginary hamster. It had a three room box with shredded toilet paper in it. I carried that thing with me everywhere. I even cleaned the 'dirty' bedding on a regular basis, it used to make my cousin SO mad! (She was a year older and MUCH wiser..lol) It's amazing how real that stupid thing seemed.

Spot"68
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when i was about 5 years old i had an imaginary friend.her name was tina.then when i got older i stopped believing in tina.when people asked me where she is i was embaressed to say thati didn't believe in her''i thought i wouldn't get b-day presents''. so is aid she jumped off a cliff and died.

supergirl101
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Me and my twin sister used to have an imagenary friend called billy. billy was a twin so i got 1 twin and my sister got the other twin. we would argue how stupid our billy was like "He drove to his next door neighbours!" and "he feel out of the window while he was on the loo!" i always imagined my billy to be a waterbottle!

w
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I thought my imaginary friend was real and he imagined me

I hope he still believes I exist

Anon
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i have imaginary friend when i'm 8 years old
her name is ashley she is a nice friend
sometimes she helps me ..when i got
danger or something that bad thing happends to me it means bad luck but now sad she was
gone because my mother said " if you believe that
thing again i will call father that you been possesed
by a ghost or demon"

sometimes parents can be a pain.....

Sad Boy
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One of my main Imaginary friends was Penny, the substitute sister for me when my real one was at college. (she was like, 18 when I was 9) Penny had a magical skateboard that could change to any action thing possible...like a snowboard or hangglider or jet pack.

I remember I used to watch the telephone pole lines when we would go driving, cause I pretended she was rollerblading along them--and when they ended, she would jump off and hang glide. Fun fun!

Heather
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I used to have an imaginary friend named drop dead fred then the movie came out and evereyone flipped every since then people have thought that i was psychic and it's awesome.

livi
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I used to have an imaginary friend named Bob which happened to be a shadow of a tree at night from a streetlight. Well every night I would go to my window and talk to "Bob" so when my parents would come in and ask me what I was doing I would say "I am talking to Bob" They just said Ok just go to bed soon. I sure was freaked out when Bob went missing when the tree was cut down.

LOL! how was i supposed to know? I was only 4. hehe
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I had an imaginary friend named Kelly and her hair was hot pink and was always in pigtails. She had twin baby brothers who had blue hair. She would come out of the cupboard carrying them.

Anon
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My imaginary friend is named Corey. I've known him since I was 12 years old. Since we knew people would make fun of us if we talked to each other out loud, we learned to talk to each other telepathically. He's really nice and always comes to visit when I'm lonely.

Angel
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When I was about six, my first imaginary friend turned up. Her name was Kate, and she was sixteen, tattooed, and with multiple piercings. I used to adore Kate, but she couldn't stand me, and I'd often go crying to my mother that Kate was ignoring me. Luckily, Kate had a brother, named Montezuma, who was much nicer. He was any age I decided he should be, but was most often thirteen. Strangely enough, I got a crush on Montezuma when I was eight... Yes, they both lasted until I was nine...

Erika - with the bizarre childhood.
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Ok, well, you know how when you are drinking from a cup, and you look in and see your reflection at the bottom? Well, when I was little, I used to think that reflection was a little man living in a different world at the bottom of the cup. lol, a very werid imagination I had.

Taryn
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when I was little, around four or five, I had a couple of imaginary friends. Littlefoot, sara, and Petree from The movie land before time. And peter parker. I always used to look up at the ceiling and say" hey peter! come down from there!!!

Jimmy
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When i was about 5 i thought my soccer team lived in my stomach. When no one was around, I would talk to them. There was one boy on it that i had a crush on, and I thought we were secretly growing closer whenever i talked to him. Sad, eh?

Gina
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I used to have an imaginary lame squirrel called norris who stayed on my shoulder. I carried him around with me and pointed out the sights of where ever we were.

me
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When I was a kid I had several vivid imaginary friends. One of my favorites was Star, a silver cat with a very long tail who lived in the stars where she would watch over me but would come down whenever I called her with this star necklace I had. I had her for about 2 years but then she had to return to the stars forever.....

Marisa
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My BFF used to believe that Bert from Sesame Street lived in her closet.

Ernie Fans unite
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