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I was smart enought to know that you killed a vampire with a wooden steak, but I was a little confused how that worked. Perhaps they got splinters in their gums and their fangs fell out so they couldn't feed any more. It was quite a revelation to discover that it was a actually a stake.

Jeremy
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When I was about 7 or 8 my best friend convinced me that she was a vampire and that she could do a spell to turn water into blood, even though it just looked like water. One day she told me that she turned me into a vampire over night and I believed it for months.
My freshman year of high school I was in a class with a girl who had lived on my street when I was a kid. She was like "Hey you're that girl who told my little sister that you were a vampire". Soooo awkward.

Lily
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I used to believe that vampires menaced the residents of Pennsylvania. Since The Magic Treehouse books took place there, I was of course worried about their protagonists.

Haley
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I have two older sisters and on family vacations, we usually shared one room. Because my oldest sister likes the bed by the window, she used to tell me that I shouldn't sleep in that bed because vampires can come in through the window and would obviously go to that bed first. I started crying wondering what she would do if a vampire came in and she told me that vampires only like girls with blonde hair (i have blonde hair, she doesn't). To this day, i don't sleep in the bed by the window.

Anon
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On a dangerous rural road in Texas there are lots of crosses that people leave for their loved ones who have died on the road. I thought they were to ward off vampires.

Sarah
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From the age of 3 or 4 I believed that Satan and Dracula lived under the toys in my room, and would come out at night when I was asleep and taunt me.

Emily
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For as long as I've been alive my Mother has worked the night shift at Quest Diagnostics. She's a lab tech and runs blood samples from 9pm to 6am. All I knew about her job was that she worked at night and handled a lot of blood.

My Mother also has a slight allergy to vitamin D and because the sun's rays give off a great deal of vitamin D, she breaks out whenever she's in the sun too long. Effectively, she's "allergic" to the sun.

In 4th grade, I started to put these pieces together...allergic to the sun? Works at night? Handles blood samples? Obviously, my Mother was a vampire. I scared the poop out of some of my friends who were over at my house on a weekend telling them this about my Mom.

Rachelle
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When I was around 6, I used to believe vampires were real. One morning my mom came out of her bedroom and showed my dad a big mark on her neck. I saw it and thought that Dracula had tried to get her, but did not succeed. I started to sleep with the covers right under my nose so the vampires couldn't get to my neck. I guess I thought vampires couldn't move sheets, either. Anyway, it wasn't until years later that I realized my mom had a hickey, courtesy of my dad.

TL
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I used to think vampires lived in my sisters old room and would fight the gremlins in my closet. They were good vampires. The gremlins in my closet spawned from the furby my parents got me. It looked like a mogwai and talked in the middle of the night, even when we removed the batteries. But anyway, the vampires were protecting me from the gremlins because I was charismatic.

Grayson
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when i was little i used to be believe vampire meant gentle man but when i once saw a phota in which a dragon was indicated as vampire.

jetendra kankane
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i used to think i was a vampire (i had teeth that stuck out at the front) i used to think i had fold up fangs lol after i found out it wasn't real i told a friend of mine when she stayed over that i was a vampire and if she annoyed me i would kill her in my sleep i was a horrible child XD

xoiamboredox
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My grandmother was always a big fan of vampire movies, and I used to be afraid that if a vampire bit me I wouldn't be a virgin anymore, because my grandmother would also give me lectures about the importance of being a virgin- so I would have all my stuffed animals set up around my bed to protect me, and I would pull my covers tight up to my chin.
I still sleep with blankets up to my chin, but oddly enough I like vampires now lol

Danielle
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I use to believe I was half vampire. I had a very long sharp fang on one side of my mouth.

Anon
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I once believed Vampires came from Pennsylvanian. Needless to say I was terrified when I learned I may be moving there.

S.A.N.H
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When I was small I believed in vampires so every night when I went to bed I would put all my "babies" on the outside edge of the bed and above my head while I scooched down under the covers so the vampires couldn't bite my neck.

Colleen
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When I was younger I was at a friends house for a sleepover party. Another one of the guests, also my friend was really pale. When we all layed down to sleep my sleeping bag was beside hers. I became convinced that she was a vampire because she was pale and just layed there and didnt go to sleep. EventuallyI had to change places with someone else. We're still friends and I know now she is human.

Aqua
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I just recently read The Saga of Darren Shan (thats the author he put himself in the books lol) and the are such things as vampires because when I go outside without sunscreen for about 1 hour my skin darkens really fast (like in teh books) and it burns. i also have ten tiny scars running across all my fingers (including thumbs) and thats a way to spot our kind (Vampires or our blood-cousins, the Vampaneze) THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ps i am in 7th grade [3) i still believe in vamps. people say i need a doctor ]['

Miyako Sumizone
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I always used to think to think that if you stayed out on midnight in complete darkness and silence a vampire will turn you into a vampire.

Courtney
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when i was younger me and my best friend use to believe in vampires. she told me she was reading a book and it said in it that vampires lived in this house...and the house had the same name as my house!! of course she was just playing a trick on me but i was only about 5 and from then on couldn't go to sleep unless my covers were pulled right around my neck so vampires couldn't bite me...even though after a few years i realised vampires didn't live in my house i still can't get to sleep unless i have the covers round my neck!! despite giving me these weird phycological problems i am still best mates with this girl.

Rachel
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When I was 5, my brother told me that the bats from the beach caves (which was close to our house) turned into vampires and came up to everyone's houses looking for blood to drink. So every night before i went to bed id make sure my windows were locked, I tied my curtains at the bottom ( I though the vampire wouldn't get through them lol) and i also slept with my duvet covering my neck so it wouldn't bite me.

Lizzie
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