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When I was very litte (4 or 5) and I would be in my bed at night I would think I heard Dracula walking across my carpeted floor coming to get me (why Dracula, I don't know) I discovered later that I was just hearing my own heartbeat when my ear was pressed against my pillow.

Anon
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I used to believe that there was a trap door to my vampire hideout underneath my bed, where my friends and I (Queen of the Vampire Club) would congregate each night. The trap door was really just the area where a fireplace once was.

Eleanor
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After I watched "The Lost Boys" I was terrified of vampires. I thought one lived in my closet, and I slept with garlic around my neck, and had a sharpend wooden crucifix under my pillow

xxXSaraXxx
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When I was little I was petrified of vampires and used to sleep under the covers with my teddy bear wrapped around my neck to protect me from being bitten. I'd also take the top bunk as it was 'safer' from the monsters - they couldn't reach that high.
I blame my parents for making us sit throught the radio play of Bram Stoker's Dracula...

Vampires
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I used to believe that when i closed my eyes in bed a vampire would come in and bite me, so evry minutes or so i spend sleeping, and the other i would spend watching the room for any movement. One night My dad came in a kissed my on my neck and i thought it was a vampire- I slapped my dad on the head and ran away for my life! My dad wasent very happy with me...Oops...

lizzeh
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I used to believe that if i pulled the bed covers up tight round my neck that the vampires could not get me. Even to this day if its a dark moonless night i will still pull the covers round me.

Anon
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When i was around two or three my mom and i would go into the backyard of my grandmothers and there was a stone wall in her backyard. There was a hole in the middle of it and apparently to me it looked like a cave.. Whenever we would walk outside i would say "Mommy.. do the grampires live in there?" apparently i associated grandparents and vampires with each other lol.

carli
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When I was a kid I used to believe that there was a vampire that lived under my bed and I was absolutely convinced that there really was.
So I have this dog and he ALWAYS sleeps in a beanbag next to my bed but one night I guess he decided to sleep under my bed.
Now picture this: 6 year old girl just having fallen asleep at midnight beacuse of the "vampire" under her bed. She is woken up by an at first low, but then louder growling sound while something moves out from underneath her bed.

My throat is still hoarse

Katelyn
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One of the neighborhood kids claimed he was a vampire. He had pale skin, pale hair, and a big ugly scar under his eye. He was also bigger than me so it took verly little imagination for me to believe him. When I was about 7 I remember him biting me because I didn't give back his basketball then worrying all night because I thought I was a vampire too.

confuzzled
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When me + my sis were little we believed we were vampire slayers. We used to walk around with sharp sticks and think that vampires really existed. Too much Buffy i am thinking.

the chosen one
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You know how vampires are supposed to live in transelvania, well when I was a kid I thought they lived in Pennsilvania

Megan
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I'm still in the habit of covering my neck when I'm in the dark, whether it's with my hands or cover...it also worked against the Headless Horseman ^_^

Usagi Ohkami
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I used to be absolutly convinced that a vampire lived in my bathtub because it was like a coffin without a lid. I could not go to the bathroom until someone went and checked it first.

amanda
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I did not believe that vampires couldn't get you if you pulled the covers up to your neck. Whether it was covered or not was immaterial. The real trick was to make sure you slept on your side. While some might argue that this would only better expose your neck to them, I firmly believed that if presented with the side of my neck, the vampires would become utterly confused and leave.

Anon
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I used to believe that if you pulled the covers up tight around your neck that vampires wouldn't be able to bite you. I believed this because I thought they would think you were just a head with no body.

Stefanie
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I used to believe that every one of my family members was a vampire, and that I was one too. I used to tie my hands and legs at night with blankets to make sure that I wouldn't sleepwalk away from my bed and drain someone's blood.

chica
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When I was around five, I became rather fixated with vampires. First, I thought my mom was a vampire, and thought she would bite me at night while I was sleeping. Then, I briefly thought that I had somehow become a vampire, because I thought my teeth were poinity, and that I'd have to spend all my life controlling myself and trying not to bite my parents.

Finally, I thought that vampires would come into my bedroom through my window and try to bite me. I thought the only way I could stop them was by sleeping with the covers up to my chin. My theory was that since they'd have to pull back the covers to get to my neck, they simply wouldn't bother. And if they did try to pull back the covers, I'd immediately wake up and they'd flee. It became a habit, and it was only in the last few years that I felt safe sleeping over the covers, even though I wasn't scared of being attacked by a vampire anymore.

Dae
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For the longest time, my little sister believed she was a vampire. Why? Because she can't balance a spoon on her nose. And everyone knows that only vampires can't balance spoons on their noses...

Freezair
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When I was a kid I was really scared of vampires and I though that my mom would change into one! I have no idea where this idea came from but it was giving me a hard time; at _least_ once a day I told my mother to show me her teeth, so I would be sure that they aren't changing into fangs! And it lastet for a pretty long time. My mom was really tiers with this, but she always showed me them, 'couse I just wouldn't let it go.

Maja ^_^
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When i was little i thought that vamires were real as i used to watch Buffy the vampire slayer and i was fine whiule watching it but i wasnt when it came to bed time! As soon as my mum had gone out of my room i used to cover up my neck with my hair and my teddys and i always used to see these shadows walking past my door. I didnt grow out of it and am a bit weary of them now!

Sarah
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