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When I was young, we learned about the witches burning at the stake in Salem, I was confused with the word "steak" and "stake" and I thought that the witches were burned in the barbeque grill along with raw steaks which is ready to cook. How does one cook steaks on the grill with a witch sitting on it?

Anon
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okay here's my belief:

I kinda blamed Wizard of Oz for this..

I use to believe that I have 4 witches not from the compass it's of colors

White Witch would live in my closet she's scary but nice, Black Witch would live in my Drawers She's scary and mean, Rainbow Witch would live under my bed she's beautiful and nice, then lastly Brown Witch would live in my Toy Chest she's beautiful but mean. oh god! But I am always afraid of Brown Witch cuz everytime i need a toy to cuddle with but can't because the Brown Witch would drag me down soon as I put my hand in.

Still teriified of Colored Witches!
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When I was little, I used to see witches everywhere in my house (it got even worse on Halloween). The Silver Witch lived in the bathtub and she stared at me as I raced down the hall to escape her. The Green Witch lived in the toy room, and unless I touched the couch as soon as I ran in, she would attack me. The Black Witch lived in the closet; she was worst of all. The Pink Witch was good, though; she was a bit like Glinda from Wizard of Oz but she was a bit weird and never said much to me.

Rachel
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When I was about 6 or 7 years old, my best friend's mom put rubber bands on her rubber plant in the living room and told us that that's where the rubber bands came from! This same woman washed her hair with mayonnaise and said all witches do that. I wondered for years if she truly was a witch.

B.A.
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when i was around 10 my friend told me that she own a magical spellbook called misty and that she found it in the local library and kept it she told me that if i was mean to it that she would cast a magical spell on me so i would always offer 'misty' a seat next to me or something LOL also my friend which by the way was called Millie told me she was a witch and that witches were allergic to grass. I think i had stopped believeing her when i was in year 6

Gullable
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i used to believe that it was possible that any one could be a horrible witch trying to poisen me, until about the age of 5 when i became christian. I was still a bit weary and only worked it out by telling my mum that she might be a wich when i was 8 years old!!!!!

Anonamous spy
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i used to believe that when you cut your nails at night during a full moon...a witch will come out...and get you and the next day when you wake up your nails are thick and long.

Mochu
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My sister used to tell me that the only way the veins in your wrists could be blue was when a witch had put a spell on you. She said the only way to counter it was to lick a snail shell...And I dont recommend them :S

Fridgy
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When I was younger I used to believe that if I stuck my feet out from my covers, a "witch" would come and eat them.
Weird

Ken
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When I was 4-5 years old, I heard my mom call midnight the "witching hour". I had a sleepover at my friend Jami's house and we were up late. It was 12ish and since we were still up I freaked out and ran into her parents room screaming because I was convinced that witches were coming to get us.

One-gimpy-kid
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When he was little my brother was sure that a witch came to the kitchen window and somehow touched him on the back even though she was outside and he has inside.

Our dad tried to convince us that a draft from the fanheater touched him (even though he was sitting on the floor facing it). We both still believe it was a scary witch, even though I'm 37 and he's 35.

Mandy & Anthony's Story
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When I was a child I used to believe that there was a witch waiting outside my window at night, and she would be able to come and get me only if she could see my toes. So I would be awake for a long time, avoiding to sleep in the dark when everyone else were sleeping because I was afraid that, if I slept, I could put my feet out of the sheets without noticing it and therefore having to face the ugly woman... Well, the monsters under my bed also had that "seeing the toes" condition to be able to harm me.

Ana Paula
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When I was little my grandmother told me that witches hated turtles.

So on Halloween, I came to school with my Yertle the Turtle stuffed animal and everytime I saw a witch, I whispered mysterious words to my turtle and made weird noises if the kids in witch costumes saw me...they were very confused when they turned around with me holding my turtle and saying, "heh heh heh.." under my breath.

But the controversy didn't really start until after I chased my teacher around holding out my turtle saying, "I'm gonna get you!" and shreiking with laughter.

Ok, so I made this story up. But my grandmother really did tell me that turtles scared witches.

Why is this text all slanted?
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When i was younger i used to do things really weird! I used to say something and then it would come true! Because of this i believe i was magical or that i was a witch! If people used to say thing like it isnt true i used to say i would put a spell on them! Then soon in about a couple of days they were ill or something bad happened to them! Some little kid went and told the teacher on me and she spoke to me after school! She said if i didnt stop telling people i was a witch she would place a spell on me and it wouldnt be a nice one! I NEVER said anything about being a witch again!!!!!!!

Popsickles
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I used to believe that there was always a witch waiting at the bottom of the bed waiting to snag my feet and send me far away from my parents. I used to have to hug my knees to fall asleep

Kelly Pereira
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When I was about five years old I used to believe that Ursula the sea witch from the Little Mermaid was going to come up from the bottom of my covers and eat me, I never went to bed without securing the covers underneath me.

Melanie
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My parents separated when I was 5 and my Mom moved back to PA where her family lived. I was deathly afraid of staying there. I had a dream there when I was like 6 that a blond girl was sitting on a porch step and a mysterious figure floated up and handed her a letter..When the girl opened the letter, she died and immediately turned into a pile of bones. From that night on, I believed it was a witch and she was out to get me and hand me my death-letter. I would keep my bedroom door open and pull all the covers up to my neck, in case the witch came, because in that case, she would think that I was just a head because another witch had come and already gotten the job done.


I was a weird child.

Kate
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I used to believe that, if I went to bed with the curtains open, any passing witches could see me, fly in and steal me away!

janie
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This is about me, but my cousins, Taylor and Molly.

One Christmas Eve, we all get together at my grandfather's house. He said a witch lived in the garage. Of course, I didn't believe it, but they did. They went ourside in front of the garage and said "Why can't we see or hear her?" Grandpa said that see's invisible and she doesn't like to talk.^_^

SailorLove90
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Ok I'm 11 now and I have a cousin Scarlett 7 who thinks that we are witches. My imagenary name is DragonStone and her's is MoonFire. We aren't witches but she thinks we are so we walk around putting spells on Hillary Duff (her idea) and scaring the crap out of her little sister Amie 5 who is afraid of witches. Also we are friends with the faerie clan who is ruled by all these freaky faeries that Scarlett made up like: Senrya, Vecepianaah, Nooria, etc. But I wonder when she's gonna stop beliving in these things... Allthough it was my fault I'm the one who told her we were witches and faeries were real... LOL. haha

Senrya gurl
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