Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Life is not a dream.

Well, duh!

Anon

I thought the song was High on the G string (not peace train)

Forrest

I thought that the line was "Lucy in the Sky with Linus" (not lucy in the sky with diamonds)

Forrest

"what a wonderful world" by Louis Armstrong still is my favourite song but I used to believe he sings "the dog says goodnight" instead of "the dark sacred night" I only discovered that last week and I am fifty years old....well never too old to learn...

cobus

In "God Bless America" I thought it was "With the light from a bulb" instead of "from above."

Carol

When I was little there was this song and the lyric was "solve the mystery" and I thought it was "gotta get some listerine" so I would run and get the listerine and put it on the radio.

LyricFreak

I remember thinking that the Take That song 'Could it be magic now' that got heavy radio play in 1993 had a lyric "come into my arse" instead of "come into my arms". No wonder I thought they were gay...

brmanuk

when i first heard smash mouths im a believer i thought it was rather strange to sing bout a girl with "her finger up her bum and the shape of an L on her forehead i've since discovered its actually " her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead"!!! u no wot they say bout pure minds lol

debi

when i was younger, instead of singing, "and a partridge in a pear tree" i sang, " and a partridge ginger had a tree." lol

Ellie

i use to beleive that the song"My baby loves me cadallic style" Was " my baby loves me blackalack stlye. I would run around for hours singing that song and would not let anyone correct me!

Carolyn

I used to think that the song on Dirty Dancing called "she's like the wind" that line that says "just a fool to believe I have anything she needs." I thought instead of "just a fool" I thought it said "Jessie poo" so I always told my parents I wanted to listen to the Jessie Poo song. They never understood what I was talking about.

Ryan

When Macy Gray was big, my sister thought the line in the chorus of her first song 'my world crumbles when you are not near' was 'i blow bubbles when you are not near'

shauna

when i was younger i thought the chorus to 'Lucille' was 'with four hundred children, the crops and the field' when it was actually 'four hungry children, the crops and the field'

ritz

I used to think in Britney Spears' song "Baby one more Time" instead of "My loneliness ... is killin me" I thought she sang "my lonely ass...is killin me".

Pug

In February me and my family went to a concert with Kraftwerk. When the song "Numbers" came up, my life stopped for a second. I´ve always known a part of the lyric as:
"I am Padding,
and Sam Tackting".
Now, in the age og nineteen, I do not have to ask myself who the heck this guys are anymore, and why they´re mentioned in a song about numbers.. Because the correct lyric is:
"I´m adding,
and subtracting"...

-Great concert, by the way! ; )

Sita, Norway

I thought that at the end of the Ben Folds song "Army" he was saying "thought about your mommy" when he's really saying "thought about the army"

Anon

Ok, if you've ever seen the kid show Veggietales, you have heard the theme song. When they were singing "Gotta BE...VEGGIETALES!!!", I thought they were singing "Gotta go PEE on Veggietales!!!" I thought that was so mean!!!

GC rox my sox~Courtney

i used to think the hyena's line in the lion king song "Be Prepared" was 'make love to the king' (as oppose to long live to king) My mum tried to subtly suggest that this wasn't entirely correct, but i was utterly convinced and went on singing it at the top of my voice regardless - completely unaware of the implications!!

Anon