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When I was little there was this song and the lyric was "solve the mystery" and I thought it was "gotta get some listerine" so I would run and get the listerine and put it on the radio.

LyricFreak
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I remember thinking that the Take That song 'Could it be magic now' that got heavy radio play in 1993 had a lyric "come into my arse" instead of "come into my arms". No wonder I thought they were gay...

brmanuk
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when i first heard smash mouths im a believer i thought it was rather strange to sing bout a girl with "her finger up her bum and the shape of an L on her forehead i've since discovered its actually " her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead"!!! u no wot they say bout pure minds lol

debi
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when i was younger, instead of singing, "and a partridge in a pear tree" i sang, " and a partridge ginger had a tree." lol

Ellie
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i use to beleive that the song"My baby loves me cadallic style" Was " my baby loves me blackalack stlye. I would run around for hours singing that song and would not let anyone correct me!

Carolyn
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I used to think that the song on Dirty Dancing called "she's like the wind" that line that says "just a fool to believe I have anything she needs." I thought instead of "just a fool" I thought it said "Jessie poo" so I always told my parents I wanted to listen to the Jessie Poo song. They never understood what I was talking about.

Ryan
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When Macy Gray was big, my sister thought the line in the chorus of her first song 'my world crumbles when you are not near' was 'i blow bubbles when you are not near'

shauna
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Heh heh, "Billy Jean" by Michael Jackson:

Billy Jean is not my mother!
Just a girl who says that,
"I am your mom",
But the chair is not my son!

Nobody can tell me different, because that's how it goes. Seriously. I know. I think.

Caitlin from Canada
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when i was younger i thought the chorus to 'Lucille' was 'with four hundred children, the crops and the field' when it was actually 'four hungry children, the crops and the field'

ritz
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I used to think in Britney Spears' song "Baby one more Time" instead of "My loneliness ... is killin me" I thought she sang "my lonely ass...is killin me".

Pug
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In February me and my family went to a concert with Kraftwerk. When the song "Numbers" came up, my life stopped for a second. I´ve always known a part of the lyric as:
"I am Padding,
and Sam Tackting".
Now, in the age og nineteen, I do not have to ask myself who the heck this guys are anymore, and why they´re mentioned in a song about numbers.. Because the correct lyric is:
"I´m adding,
and subtracting"...

-Great concert, by the way! ; )

Sita, Norway
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I thought that at the end of the Ben Folds song "Army" he was saying "thought about your mommy" when he's really saying "thought about the army"

Anon
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Ok, if you've ever seen the kid show Veggietales, you have heard the theme song. When they were singing "Gotta BE...VEGGIETALES!!!", I thought they were singing "Gotta go PEE on Veggietales!!!" I thought that was so mean!!!

GC rox my sox~Courtney
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i used to think the hyena's line in the lion king song "Be Prepared" was 'make love to the king' (as oppose to long live to king) My mum tried to subtly suggest that this wasn't entirely correct, but i was utterly convinced and went on singing it at the top of my voice regardless - completely unaware of the implications!!

Anon
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I used to think that the chorus from the song "Stop In the Name of Love" was "Stop! in the neighborhood... before I break your heart" I was singing it at the top of my lungs one day and didn't understand why my brothers were laughing hysterically at me.. they explained of course and then laughed at me some more. Ah well.

Vay
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When I was young my parents were very keen on 70's and 80's rock and "Dire Straits" were one of their favourites. They would listen to "Money for Nothing" which has a lyric "get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free".
Now, I misheard that line and on a family day out in the car to said song, I came out with; "Daddy, if I grow up to be a rock star, will I get free chips?"

Damo
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I thought the first line of the national Anthem (Australian) was:
"Australian's all eat ostriches,
For we are young and free"

Xyla
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when watching Dirty Dancing I thugth the lyrics were: Hungry eyes. They got the flavour you cant disguise, ive got hungry eyes.

Julia
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I always thought that the words to the song yellow taxi were "they paved paradise, and put up a fucking lot" I was really puzzled when I heard this on the radio and it wasn't censored, until I realized the actually words

val
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when I was little, I thought that in TLC's song dont go chasing waterfalls, the line went "don't go Jason Waterfall".

val
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