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When I was young I used to think the line 'She wrote upon it.' in Elvis's 'Return To Sender' was actually 'She rode a pony.' I still sing the wrong line to this day (although only with happy irony) because it sounds so much like it!!

Nick England
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My dad is a huge AC/DC fan, so I grew up listening to them...a lot. Now, Dirty Deeds is one his all time favorite songs, and I used to think that they said, "Dirty jeans and a thunder jeep," instead of, "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap." And I can still listen to that song and hear my version of it. Try it sometime. It's funny.

skiba
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a lil boy told me the words to the Zephyer song by the Chilis was "fly away on my surf board"

Anon
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Only recently when I've been listening to ABBA again with my children have I realised that what I thought for years in 'Gimme, gimme, gimme' was "take me to the doctors at the break of the day" is in fact "take me through the darkness at the break of the day".

Anon
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when Rush, Rush by Paula Abdul came out, my aunt had just had her baby. So in the chorus, when Paula says, "Rush, rush" My aunt thinks she is saying, "push, push". To this day, she refuses to believe otherwise.

Fallon
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i used to study in a chinese kindergarten. i still remember the last lyrics of the school asthem was "be a good child"(jok ho hi ji) but i sang it as "be a good banana"(jok ho heung jiu). at that time i kept wondering why and how to be a good banana.

oiman
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"Aye, little girls with battered heads... hey Aqualung!"

Blynke
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When i was younger i liked the song lets talk about sex which goes, "Lets talk about sex baby lets talk about you and me..." My mom, not wanting to explain sex to me yet convinced me that it went "Lets talk about socks baby, n how they get dirty..." I thought that it went like that until i was about 12.

haha
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I used to believe that in David Bowie's Song "Changes", instead of "strange fascination", I thought it was "strange vaccinations"!!!

oops
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That Madonna song 'Get Erotic' kinda came funny to my ears. To me, it sounded like 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'

Ai
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there's a song "so happy together" that i used to hear on the radio. one line goes, "the only one for me is you, and you is me, so happy together". until i was at least 11 i thought the line was, "the only one for me is sue, and sue is me, so smack me with feathers." and i still sing this whenever it's on.

Gina
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That song that goes "Please don't go. Don't go. I'm begging you to stay." when I was little I thought he was saying "Read the book. The book! I'm begging you to say."

Anon
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I thought for the longest time that elvis' "Suspicious Minds" began "They called him a tramp! I can't hold back!"

trampy tramp
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I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"

Anon
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at shristmas in school we had to sing christmeas carols and i always thought "oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh" was 2 oh what fun it is to ride on a one foot horse and sleigh" oh how wrong i was lol

sausage
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I thought Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' was 'Loving a man like Victor'.

Tracy Miller
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theres this song i listen to, Evaporated by Ben Folds Five, and i swear he is about to say "i've a faith that theres a salsa where there's a sauce" and hes actually saying "I've faith that there's a soul
whose leading me around"... i always think that hes saying salsa!!

Emily
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when i was little i heard the charlie daniel's song "devil went down to georgia". then i heard it on the radio and i believed the song had been changed because on the cd version he says " i told you once you son of a bitch" and on the radio "he says you son of a gun". this was before i knew about censoring things...

beth
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When i was about 2 or 3 years old, i used to sing "twinkle twinkle" all the time. In the part "how i wonder what you are", i always thought it was "how i wonder what your doin'"

b.w.
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I used to believe that when the little animatronic people from Shrek sung "Up a pine," instead of "get along fine,"
Whoops.

Kya
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