In Good Charlotte's The Anthem I thought that they were saying "This is the end, so blow all your heads up!" instead of "This is the Anthem, throw all your hands up!"

Elizabeth

I have an Uncle who when he sings the Billy Joels song "allways a women to me" he will sing the line "oh she takes care of her son"When it's "oh she takes care of herself" lol

Fredric the entertainer

When I was little i used to the song Achey Breaky Heart would go "My achey breaky heart makes me wanna fart."

I later found out I was wrong when i said it in kindergarten.

Tom

I thought in Elton John's Levon, the song said "Count the head-locks on the highway" instead of head-lights.

Mark W.

Until recently when my friend informed me that the words to 'sweet chariot' were what they were, i thought they went like this 'swing low, sweet chariot, mummas gunna carry me home' what an idiot!

Paula Bussey

I used to think that the "All In the Family" theme song sang, "G R OL L SAL AN GRATE" and never understood this. For years, this was what I thought, until my 13 year old daughter corrected me with "Gee our old La Salle ran great," Whoops.

Mary

When I heard the Sum41 song 'Still Waiting', I thought the chorus was *clears throat*

'Why am I still waiting? Why am I constapating?'

Shadow Spider

When Eminem first came out my mom listened to his song Ï think ym dads gone crazy" or w/e the name is.. And she thought it said "I love my hair", dont know how she got that, but she did.. And whenever she sings it we laugh at her and she's like "What?"

MellisaButtButt(Soap)

When I was little, I thought that the song "This Old Man" ended with, "Knick-knack, patty-whack, keep it on the phone" (instead of "give a dog a bone"). My little brother (two years younger) picked it up from me, and once I found out the truth, it took me the longest time to convince him of the real words. :)

Kootie

Ya know the song "Stop in the Name of Love", well when I was little I thought the part where they say "Think it o over.. think it o over!"
I thought it was "Stop in the name of love before you break my heart, like a boldozer.. like a boldozer!

:)

When Madonna first came out, she had a song called "La Isla Bonita". A section of the lyrics says, "... A young girl with eyes like the desert....". Well, at first, I thought she was saying "with eyes like potatoes" (no...THAT couldn't have been right! How rude was that for Madonna to compare a girl's eyes to potatoes?!) So I listened and listened. Then I thought she was saying "with eyes like two pesos" (THAT made a bit more sense but what do pesos really look like? And do they look good as eyes??) THEN I finally listened and figured out what the proper lyrics were!! Boy, was I a LOSER!! hee hee!

Lorena

I misheard 'she just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich' in 'Down Under' by Men at Work. Not having heard of Vegemite then I thought it was a 'bitumen sandwich'. I still annoy my husband by deliberately singing this version whenever it comes on the radio.

Anon

In The Bee Gees' 'Too Much Heaven' where Barry says 'Ooh you and me girl', I thought for years that he said 'Ooh you nigger' and was quite upset that he had said this and had been allowed to get away with it.

Anon

at the time when TLC's "waterfalls" was popular, my brother was 5 years old. the line that goes "don't go chasing waterfalls", he thought it was "Go, GO, Power Rangers!

Anon

When I was about 4, my dad would play travis tritt songs all the time. There is a song (T-R-O-U-B-L-E) I thought he was saying "tea all over you baby)

Jerrica

I used to think the lyrics of "Boys of Summer" said "poison summer"

Lindsay