Strangers in the night, exchanging glasses...

well I was only young at the time!

..maz..

I used to dance around the living room like a maniac to ABBA, using a neon green jumprope for a microphone and singing "dancin' on a mo-nack-a-rock" instead of "does your mother know that you're out." I always wondered what a mo-nack-a-rock was. I figured it was a planet.

heather

I thought in the opening of gone in 60 seconds the movie the song was bring sally up bring sally down when it was really "Green sally up Green sally down" Ive been singing it wrong until i found it on a lyrics page.

Robbie Starr

i used to think that meatloaf paradise by the dashboard light used to say " aint no doubt about it he was looking gay cos he was barely 17 and he was wearing a dress", when it actually says "aint no doubt about it we were doubtly blessed cos we were only 17 and we were barely dressed.

stacey

In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"

Anon

part of John Mellencamp's song "jack and diane" said, "suckin on a chili dog; the outisde tastes freezed." but i thought he said, "run along, chili dog; your butt is green."

JC

I used to think in Nirvana's song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" The line "A mosquito, my libido!" was "I'm afraid of, Albino!" I sung it out loud like that numerous times.

Sounds Like teens Singing

I used to believe that the lyrics to
"jenny ive got your number, i've got to make you mine, Jenny dont change your number 867-5309" said
"daddy ive got your number, im gonna take you on, daddy dont change your number ....867-5309"

Whitney

In the song "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" from Oklahoma, I used to wonder what was so wonderful about corn that was as high as an elephants eye. I didn't think that an elephants could have an eye that was more than two inches high.

vina

My boyfriend thought that the Leann Womack song entitled "I Hope You Dance" went "I love you Dan". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard

Stephanie

A friend of mine thought that the Alanis Morsette song "Thank you" whose lyrics go:
"...I want to Thank you Thank you..."
They believed that the lyrics were:
"...I want to vacuum, vacuum..."
after hearing it, they proceed to say "Man this chick sure does like to vacuum"

-Whitney

for years i thought whitesnake's here i go again went "the lovely stream of 3 degrees" when its really "the lonely street of dreams" god i feel dumb...

lynn

I used to think that Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" was "Do This Like a Lady". I sang that my whole life till I saw the real title on this website.

Smith of Aero

In the song "This Land is Your Land" there is a line that goes "From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters." I thought the line was "...to the ghosting waters." I thought it was refering to the white foam in the ocean waves that I thought looked a little like ghosts.

Lauren P

in the song JUMP by Van Halen I thought David Lee Roth was singing: "I got my back against the wrecking machine" when he really says "... against the record machine"

don goth

in the song SWAY (song 2 in 'sticky fingers' album) by the Rolling Stones, i used to think the chorus went: "It's just that needle I forgot you in its sway", when he (mick jagger) really sings: "It's just that demon life that's got me in its sway"

tod greenhouse

When I was little, i used to believe that the popular childrens tv theme "pink and the brain" went "pinky and the brain, pinky and the brain, one's in the juniors, the others in spain" rathet than the correct "one is a genius, the others insane!"

Chris