People still erroneously believe that the Beatles have a song about a 'paperback writer', when clearly it's about a paper bag writer as I have known since the age of four.

Lily The Pig

my mum or my brother used to think the words to a song ( i dont no the name) were ' some times i fell like throwing my pants up in the air' instead of 'some times i fell like throwing my HANDS up in the air'

Lu,ur like sooo imbaresed now mattpo. mwhahahaha

It was roughly the same time that I started to eat Indian food and discovered Abba. I thought that Abba sang about Chicken Tikka when in fact it was Chiquitia.

Helen

I thought that the line in The Beatles' Get Back "I loathed that sweater" in fact it is "low necked sweater"

Helen

My youngest brother used to sing to Paul Youngs "Every time you go away" with the line "Every time you go away you take a piece of MEAT with you"

Anna

Remember the song "Out of Reach" by Gabrielle? Well my horrible elder brother convinced me that she wasnt' singing "out of reach" but was singing "Valerie".....and I was caught singing Valerie in public.....lol...

Kate the Kat

I always thoguth that Natalie Imbruglia was actually singing 'Didn't wanna leave you with my last infection' instead of 'Didn't wanna leave you with my last inflection'
I always wondered what she'd caught and who from!!!!!!

Heat

My twin sister and I used to sing "We're gonna rock down to electric companoo" instead of electric avenue!

Erica Coppinger

Ive just read that the song Poison Summer is actually called Boys of Summer....well, my Grandad used to tell me that I should learn something new every day!
Also, last week while singing along to Nirvana's About a girl, my sister belts out "I need a measley friend"...stupid girl!

Kelly (Newcastle)

Cher's 'Do you believe'
My niece used to sing ....'and I don't need a new coat...' the actual lyrics are '....and I don't need a miracle....'Don't ya love it?!!!!

Leanne

Up until a couple of weeks ago (and I'm nearly 40 !), I was convinced that in the song "How Deep is Your Love", the Bee Gees sang that "You came to me on a submarine". I've always thought it was a bizarre lyric. (It's actually "on a Summer breeze")

Steve

Until I was about 21, when the penny dropped, I used to think that the song lyrics "One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow", was about a bloke and his dog who went to a place called "Mow-a-Meadow".
Well my parents didn't have a lawn... :)

Dave Rigby

When my younger sister was about 5 she misheard "Sad Sweet Dreamer" - she thought they were singing "sexy people, it's just one of those things you put down to experience". Well maybe it is, but I'm sure that's not what they're singing!

Lynne S

Similar to Jo, I had a friend who thought that Freddy Mercury was singing "spare him his life from these pork sausages"! I can't listen to Bohemian Rhapsody without hearing that -even though I know the correct lyrics!

Lynne S

we used to sing as kids
(thinking we were right)
mais e dotes an dos e dotes
and litte lamsitivy
a tiddly tivie to
wouldnt you
(real words)
mares eat oats
and lambs eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy
id like to eat ivy too wouldnt you

Anon

When my son was small, whwnever the Kenny Rogers song "Lucille" came on the radio he would say..I hate that song!..one day I asked why & he said..cause his wife left him with 400 children ^ crops in the field!!..the lyrics are.... 4 hungry children...I'll never forget that to this day!!

Helen

The REM song The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight. Here comes my crazy lyric, the chorus line "going in to wake her" i was convinced and i want all to listen because Michael Stipe is messing with us really says "Born in Jamaica" honest

George

in the well know song "i can see clearly now the rain has gone" i used to think that ob-stickles referred to were a kind of rainy dewdrop thingy that clung to you eyelids if it was raining and that became visible when the rain stopped and the sun came out.....in fact i'm still not emntirey convinced that they aren't

owen cash

For years I used to think that Wombles were "common" due to thinking that the theme tune talked about "Wombles of Wimbledon - common are we" instead of meaning that the Wombles were from Wimbledon Common!

Lins

In Van Halen's song "Jump", the line is "I ain't the worst that you've seen." I thought it was, "I eat the words that you sing."

amy j