When my class would sing America, the Beautiful I would always burst out in tears when I had to sing the part "land where my father dies" I thought it was ONE father and that it was MY father...not our forefathers

JewLea

In the song Winter WonderLand I thought the part about building a snowman said "And he'll say are you married? We'll say 'no man, but you can do the job when you're in town'." I thought the woman singing the song really wanted to marry a snowman

JewLea

In the song "Whip it" by Divo, I used to think they were saying 'whip it, in the shade' instead of 'into shape.' My friend and her mom laughed at me and had to tell me the real words. I got a few others wrong but I can't remember them.

Katie

check this who farted? instead of "Lets get it started"

Kate

50 cent's In da Club instead of "go shawty its ya birthday"
i thought it was, and sang in public, "go charlotte its your birthday"

Anon

The real lyrics to the Creed song:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet is so far down"

What I heard:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I kick ass. Maybe six feet is so far down"

Maddy

You the song, 'This is how you remind me', by, 'Nickleback'?

My friend thought he was, 'Tired of living like a black man'. XD

Anon

Around the age of eleven or twelve, I thought the Bananarama song Venus sang "I'm your penis" [I'm your Venus]. I was scandalized every time I heard it.

Cuz

"Hush, hush, keep it down now, this is scary"
instead of
"Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry."

Madi

"Everybody ther'es a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's hot dog stand" instead of
"Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's 4-post bed"
Every Morning by Sugar Ray

Boy was I wrong

Madi

Come on, let's play Monopoly, cash fun and renting property... That is really cash fun and RITZY property!

Monopoly

You know that remake of "our lips are sealed" Hillary and Hailey duff did? My mom was completely conviced it was saying "I love Lucile" and since in the video these two girls are crawling all over eachother, my mom was very disturbed and thought they were like together or something :P

Anon

In Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic", I thought the first line said "An old man turned and yanked", which I figured made sense if he won the lottery. Maybe he turned and yanked on a slot machine or something?...

Mel

The song, "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore", I used to think was
"When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie, it's a meringue"

Miranda

I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman".

Anon