"Wooooman...take me in your arms...F**k me baby"
Er....apparently it's 'Rock me Baby'!!!!

Justine,Stirling,Scotland

There's a Joan Armatrading song called "The dealer". It contains the line, "I'm the dealer, and they want me for all, all I can give". I thought confused the words "I'm the dealer" with "Armadillo", and believed it to be a song about the illegal Armadillo trade.

Will

In "Do- A Deer", I misheard "Tea- a drink with jam and bread" as "Tea- a drink with German bread". But since German is the language spoken in Austria, it made perfect sense and thus I did not pay it a second thought.

Scandia

I used to think in the songs Call n Return by Hellogoodbye in the chorus when it says "say that you're into me" it was saying "satan is your enemy" I was like "Well, DUH!!!"

Anon

I used to think in Coming Undone by KoRn when it said "My brain is ticking like a bomb" it said his brain is "sticking like a bum." I was wondering... bums aren't very adhesive and even if they were, what was the one in this song sticking to?

Kara

I used to think that the Hawk Nelson song Things We Go Through when it says "He's got no sense of direction" it said "He's got a nuisance erection."

Anon

I thought that in the Destiny's child song girl went; "In your face, I can see the pain dont try to convince us that your NAPPING" I later found out it was "HAPPY"

m

I used to think the Dexys Midnight Runners song "Come on Eileen" was "Mohamed Ali" and I always wondered why they sang about it but I couldn't find out because I didn't know the title or who the band was...
So I just added it on my itunes as "Mohamed Ali" by "Watchamacallit" until I saw the show "100 greatest 1 hit wonders", I was so happy to finally find out what they were saying.

Nicole

The song 'Sway' by Bic Runga, goes like this

"Indeed, its time I tell you why, I say it's infinitely True..."

For years I was singing,

"Indeed, its time I tell your why, I say its in from the kitchen."

Sam

AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirty Cheap)" -- I always thought it was "Dirty Ds and the Thunder Chief".

Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind" -- for some reason I thought Bob was singing, "The ants, my friend, the ants are blowing in the wind". Hmm..

JP

I used to watch a kids game show called Fun House when I was little, I though the theme went; "If you want it and you know it and you wanna play the game."
The words actually were; "Use your body and your brain if you wanna play the game."

M

In Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back We in work sing "Take it to the fridge" instead of "Take it to the bridge"

Sounds better we thought!

Diane

I once heard some lyrics from The Human League's best known song "Don't You Want Me" as "Swish your legs to find" instead of "It's much too late to find". Listening to that song today I still have trouble hearing the proper lyrics at that spot.

I also heard the first line to their later song "Soundtrack to a Generation" as "First melody can only be be that way" when it's "The smell of trees".

Anon

i never used to kno the lyrics 2 american pie

so i sung, i drove my shebydebydeby and i hope u die

argh y did i think that

shinkles

"She's got the Jack" by ACDC was "She's got the Clap".

Cybela

I was just reminded of my version of the Bohemian Rhapsody passage that goes:

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

here´s my one:

Beelzebub, as the devil, bought a cycle for me

Slim Tom

My dad told me he was in a contest to see who got the lyrics right for 'Blue' by Eiffel 65. My dad told me that his friends said stuff like 'if I were green I would die' and 'i'm so very high' and other stuff! =D LOL!!!!

Anon

for the song cotton eyed joe i thought the lyrics were
" bed im for knee cotton eyed jo ive been mary a long time agowhere did u come gum where do you mow"
the real lyrics are
"If it had't been for Cotton Eye Joe
2x + 2x I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe "

cotton eyed joe

When I first heard Shania Twain's song, "Whose bed have your boots been under", I sang it like this... "Ooh babe, baby boo bay bunger"!

I had no idea.....

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