This is about my friend. He's a bit odd, so we thought he was just being goofy, till someone who didn't know him told him its different.

The song is 'shake it like a salt shaker' by the ying yang twins. The chorus of the song is also 'shake it like a salt shaker'.

Kevin thought the song was called 'shake it like a sausage'. He even made up a dance for it (you can imagine what that was..lol)

He honestly thought that 'shake it like a sausage' is how the song went until like 5 diff. girls at the club told him he was wrong.

We still tease him about it every time we hear that song. Try to get him to do his dance too. He still thinks that the songs better his way! :)

Kevins friend...

I used to believe that a song that said "Bye Bye My Baby, Bye Bye" was saying "bye bye my baby ba-ba" My family called bottles ba-bas and when my little sister gave hers away we played that song.

Anon

I don't remember this, but according to my parents, one Christmas my sister and I went around giving out "Herald Angel Rings," because we thought those were the words to "Hark! The Herald Angel sings!"

Jennifer

In the song 'Every BreathYou Take', I thought the line "oh, how my poor heart aches..." was "oh, how my pool hall aches...". I figured that someone was destorying their favorite pool hall.

The Acme Wrecking Co.

My mom's boyfriend thinks the song Call me when you sober, by Evenesance is Happy when your sober, by verision. We thought it was so funny!!

Haley : )

In Celene Dions song, i think it was called 'think twice' i thought instead of
"it won't stop that sun & rain"
My little probably 8 or 9 year old brain heard
" it won't stop that sodding rain!"

It's sodding snowing here

I used to think the song from the 90's, 'Move It', was about vaccuming. To me, it sounds like 'I like to vroom it vroom it', because I thought that vroom sounded like a vaccuming. This is really embarrasing, since I liked that song, and probably sang it out loud a lot.

White & Nerdy

In 'Winter Wonderland', I thought it was 'later on, we'll PERSPIRE...', instead of the real version. Mine still makes sense, because the fire was propably really hot.

White & Nerdy

Up until yesterday I used to believe that the line in the song 'Seasons of love' from the broadway production 'Rent' went "In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee, In MINGES, in miles
in laughter in strife". Minges meaning a slang word for vaginas. I figured that because Maureen and Joanne were lesbians in the play, they would measure their year in how many people they have one night stands with.

Yep, Stupid I know! But when I listen to the version I own it really does sound like it!

Bear!

In the song 'Blue', I thought the 'da ba de da ba di' was 'if I was green I would die'. It made sense to me.

Not green

Seriously a friend of mine thought that in the song 'funky town' it said something like Abitsu Witsu, a funky town.....she thought it was a great place in Japan.

Anon

Until a few minutes ago I heard Foghat's slow ride..take it easy as It's all right... take it easy.

I like my version better

It's all right take it easy!

My youngest brother was known for being musical as a kid and we'd always catch him singing and dancing. The best part of his little act though were his miscontrued lyrics. The one we will never let him live down is O-Town's liquid dreams, where instead of " She's a dominatrix, supermodel, beauty queen," he'd sing "She's a dumb and naked supermodel beauty queen" (though I'm pretty sure the image of that is enough to give most guys liquid dreams...)

rocknrollkitten

i was probably 6 when i heard that song by rolling stones, taking care of buisness, i used to think they were saying taking care of bisquits. everytime my parents hear it now, theyre reminded of that.

jackie

when I was eight, i used to think the song "Venus", by Bananarama, said:

"Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summer of pity and love
Her penis was so lame...
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your penis, I'm your fire at your desire"

I was like WTF??, I thought It was a song about a girl with a penis!! you know, since it says "she's got it, yeah baby, she's got it"
LOL

lil perv

"I'm blue, I'm a bee on a slide..."

Can anyone guess what song that is? Personally I think it makes more sense that the real lyrics!

Also..."I'm a burger and I'm sitting on a piece of cod..." (A Beggar On A Beach Of Gold)

IT MAKES SENSE!!!

VengeanceGirl333

sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your mother

Anon

In that 80's song "Don't You Want Me", it goes in the chorus, "Don't...don't you want me? I know I don't believe you when you say that you won't see me". But I thought they were saying "When you say that you DON'T see me" so I thought it was about this girl who tried to tell her boyfriend she was blind, but he didn't believe him.
I wondered how she could be a waitress at a cocktail bar then.

Katie

I used to believe that Watergate was in Alabama because Lynyrd Skynrd mentioned it in their son "Home Sweet Home Alabama."

stain man