In Celene Dions song, i think it was called 'think twice' i thought instead of
"it won't stop that sun & rain"
My little probably 8 or 9 year old brain heard
" it won't stop that sodding rain!"

It's sodding snowing here

I used to think the song from the 90's, 'Move It', was about vaccuming. To me, it sounds like 'I like to vroom it vroom it', because I thought that vroom sounded like a vaccuming. This is really embarrasing, since I liked that song, and probably sang it out loud a lot.

White & Nerdy

In 'Winter Wonderland', I thought it was 'later on, we'll PERSPIRE...', instead of the real version. Mine still makes sense, because the fire was propably really hot.

White & Nerdy

Up until yesterday I used to believe that the line in the song 'Seasons of love' from the broadway production 'Rent' went "In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee, In MINGES, in miles
in laughter in strife". Minges meaning a slang word for vaginas. I figured that because Maureen and Joanne were lesbians in the play, they would measure their year in how many people they have one night stands with.

Yep, Stupid I know! But when I listen to the version I own it really does sound like it!

Bear!

In the song 'Blue', I thought the 'da ba de da ba di' was 'if I was green I would die'. It made sense to me.

Not green

Seriously a friend of mine thought that in the song 'funky town' it said something like Abitsu Witsu, a funky town.....she thought it was a great place in Japan.

Anon

Until a few minutes ago I heard Foghat's slow ride..take it easy as It's all right... take it easy.

I like my version better

It's all right take it easy!

My youngest brother was known for being musical as a kid and we'd always catch him singing and dancing. The best part of his little act though were his miscontrued lyrics. The one we will never let him live down is O-Town's liquid dreams, where instead of " She's a dominatrix, supermodel, beauty queen," he'd sing "She's a dumb and naked supermodel beauty queen" (though I'm pretty sure the image of that is enough to give most guys liquid dreams...)

rocknrollkitten

i was probably 6 when i heard that song by rolling stones, taking care of buisness, i used to think they were saying taking care of bisquits. everytime my parents hear it now, theyre reminded of that.

jackie

when I was eight, i used to think the song "Venus", by Bananarama, said:

"Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summer of pity and love
Her penis was so lame...
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your penis, I'm your fire at your desire"

I was like WTF??, I thought It was a song about a girl with a penis!! you know, since it says "she's got it, yeah baby, she's got it"
LOL

lil perv

"I'm blue, I'm a bee on a slide..."

Can anyone guess what song that is? Personally I think it makes more sense that the real lyrics!

Also..."I'm a burger and I'm sitting on a piece of cod..." (A Beggar On A Beach Of Gold)

IT MAKES SENSE!!!

VengeanceGirl333

sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your mother

Anon

In that 80's song "Don't You Want Me", it goes in the chorus, "Don't...don't you want me? I know I don't believe you when you say that you won't see me". But I thought they were saying "When you say that you DON'T see me" so I thought it was about this girl who tried to tell her boyfriend she was blind, but he didn't believe him.
I wondered how she could be a waitress at a cocktail bar then.

Katie

I used to believe that Watergate was in Alabama because Lynyrd Skynrd mentioned it in their son "Home Sweet Home Alabama."

stain man

My take on The Who's 'Who Are You?'

Real:I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

My version:I remember throwin' munchies around
And reachin' for my chair

I imagined the singer throwing cheese puffs at the other band members, and crawling around trying to reach his precious recliner before anyone else could sit there.

The Anonamoose

I just read the belief about someone thinking that the song I'm 'Blue' went 'I'm blue I'm in need of a guy'. I used to think that it was 'I'm blue I believe I will die'.

Heather

My friend and I loved going to hockey games, They played Cotton Eye Joe a lot, and we loved that song so much. One time at a party we went up to sing it on kareoke and we were really shocked that it was "If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe" and not "Vaydodden veence a Cotton Eye Joe".

Katie

When I was younger I overheard my two brothers arguing over the lyrics of a song. One was sure it was "Werewolves of Thunder" and the other was certain it was "Where was London". I had to correct them both, once I stopped laughing. The song, of course, Werewolves of London.

Well, they were both HALF right.

Anon