I thought that in the song "Jumpin' Jumpin'" by Destiny's Child, the lyrics were "The club is for the ballers and their cock is full grown" when it really was "they pocket's full grown" It sounded so much like it, just listen to the song!

Mamo

Remember the song "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base?
I remember when it was really popular (I was in 2nd grade at the time.) I used to think that the title was "I SMELL the Sign". I even have a clip on VHS of me singing it that way!
I am still made fun of about this....
I also thought the name of the band was Ace-a Base and it was the main singer's name. Ha!

StehBofert

I thought the lyrics to Seal's "Kiss from a Rose" was "to me you're like a roman dictionary and I..." when I think now it's actually, "to me you're like a grown addiction that I can't deny."

Anon

My father sometimes likes to ask my brother what the name of a certain song is.

Two of the funniest answers that he's SERIOUSLY given have been "Gecko" for the Rolling Stones "Get No(satisfaction)" and "Slow Moving Waters" for Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Waters"

Glowworm

You know that dance song sung my the One Hit Wonders Eiffel 65 called "I'm blue"? Well at the Chourus they say "I'm blue-da bu de da bu die" For many Years I thought they were saying "I'm in need of a guy."

Sadly I didn't learn the truth till I was 12.

Anon

You know the The Who song "Magic Bus?" after every line of the verses, the song goes, "Too much, Magic Bus!" Well, I used to think they were saying "Tubas! Magic Bus!"

It's already kind of a weird song. It never bothered me.

Freezair

I used to think the lyrics to "Too Legit To Quit" were "Do the flip, do the tootsie flip"

cassie

I Used To Belive That In The Song "Magic", By Olivia-Newton John, That The Chorus Started This Way: "Captian Belive We Are Magic". I Guess I Needed A Hearing Aid!!!.

Tim M.

I used tobelieve the words to the Kenny Rogers song "Lucille" was..."500 hundred children and a crop in the field." It was "5 hungry children."... Was Probably a "FINE TIME TO LEAVE...if you had 500 kids!!

Anon

I used to think that in the song BOSSY by KELIS that the background voice was saying
"Masterbate Yo!"
but it was really saying
"Watch the beat go"

LlEeAaHh

I thought that Neil Young's song "Let's Impeach the President" said the words "Let's impeach the president for smiling" instead of "Let's impeach the president for spying".

Anon

that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*

oi

i used to think that the somg man i feel like a woman said get in the action feel the contraction insteed of get in the action feel the atraction

Anon

the full house theme song:
what ever happen to the little billetite
milkman, paper boy, even tv
mister old vermillion friends
waiting just around the bend
everywhere u look
its so hard its so hard
i hear your hong kong too
lightness waiting to carry you home

Anon

i was reading a belief on this site about a choir song that goes "by the muddy muddy banks of the low road". up until i read it, i thought the song went "by the bonnie bonnie banks of lock lomond". no idea what the "bonnie banks" or "lock lomond" are...

Anon

i was driving with my sister (she was 17, i was 14) while listening to a christmas music station on the radio, and the song "little saint nick" came on. i started singing to the first verse, and so did she, but we sang different words. she was convinced that she was right, but i knew i was, as i had sung the song in choir. we looked up the lyrics online, and i had a good laugh as she told me what she thought everything was.

"there's a tale about christmas that you've all been told" in her mind was "there's a half a dozen reindeer living out in the cold." i explained to her that half a dozen reindeer was six, and santa had eight reindeer, plus rudoplh.

"christmas comes this time each year" was thought to be "christmas comes this tiny cheer." isn't christmas supposed to be a BIG cheer?

and finally, "run run reindeer" was "one red reindeer". i asked her which reindeer was red, and she said they were talking about rudoplh, with his red nose.

can you believe she was 17 at the time?

Leanne

When I was about 8yrs. old, everytime I heard the Steve Miller band song "Big Ole Jet Airliner", I thought they were saying "Didn't go to jail at a line up".
I found out what the right words were one day when I heard the DJ say the name of the song.

fading_dawn

When she was young, my aunt used to think that the Beatles song 'The girl with kaleidoscope eyes' went 'The girl with kaleidos goes by'. She must've thought that 'kaleidos' was some sort of ailment.

Maddy

Until I was about 8 I thought the Christmas song that says "Gloria in excelsius day-o" [or however the crap you spell it xP] said "Oreo".

Didn't make sense to me at the time why in Christmas songs they'd be singing about Oreos, but I just assumed...

Caitie

Well ya know that song by Brittany Spears, Oops I did it again?
Well the song goes like this:Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

I thought it said: Oops you think im a dove
gonna sing from my heart
my names not vincent

Too embaressed to tell