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I use to believe in green days song, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams I thought "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me" was autally "My shadow's the only one that talks about me."
Funny.. I'd be sad if my shadow talked about me.

Zoe
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My best friends used to believe that the word's from the band AQUA's song tunr back time went 'i would order steak for tonight' when they really sang 'i would stay for tonight.' She woundered for quiet a while why when they were turning back time why they would want to eat steak until one day when we were singing it to the radio and she heard me say the real words.

Al
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I used to think that he said, "Fart on me," it that song. I don't know which song it is, but he's really saying, "Falls on me."

Anon
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You know that song by Whodini?
That infamous chorus, "The freaks come out at night?"

Being little when it came out, I didn't really understand anything BUT that line. Except I heard "The freaks come out at nine", AKA 9:00 on the dot.

I got freaky visions of hundreds upon hundreds of Hellraiser-like creatures coming out of the misty fog down my Dead-End street, lurking around my house at 9:00 (sharp) in hopes of peeling my flesh off.
And God forbid, I'd play my radio at 9:00 with THAT song playing (Which that station played quite often when it first came out.)

So when my mum said I had to be in bed at 9:00, I didn't complain... she was just trying to protect me. She's the reason I'm still here! I wuv my mommy...

Come to find out, I'm not the only person to mishear this lyric, so now I don't feel that stupid.

Yo' girl's a freak;)
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I used to think that the London Bridge song went "London's britches falling down" I always felt really bad for people named London who happened to be shopping or something whenever people sang that song.

Kara
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My friend and I were listening to her iPod the other day and Savage Garden's "The Animal Song" came on. We got into the conversation about what we used to think the lyrics were. The actual lyrics are "I want to live, like animals". My friend used to think that it was "I want to live, like cannibals" and I used to think it was "I want to live, like cannonballs".

Aly
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Some misheard lyrics by me:
The Hush Sound, A Dark Congregation: "Like a hundred sloths escaping" (Like a hundred souls escaping)
"I'm smaller bada gilto this" (I'm swallowed by the guilt of this)
"We are surrounded by all of the choir sleepers" (We are surrounded by all of the quiet sleepers"
The Hush SOund, Lions Roar:
"Don't look a damn" (Delicate dame)
"Into a know" (Into unknown)
THe Hush Sound- We Intertwined
"I was locked up never preached" (I was locked up never free)

Yea... :-S

Jesi
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I used to believe that The Beatle's song I Wanna Hold Your Hand actually said,

"I wanna hold your band!"

Dumb...

Marcel-dizzle
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I'm a die hard Radiohead fan, and for YEARS I thought that the song "Go to Sleep" went like this:

Something for the rag and bone man
Over my dead body
Something WEIRD is gonna happen
Over my dead body

Someone SAW someone's daughter
Over my dead body
This is how I end up getting sucked in
Over my dead body

I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash all over me

We don't wanna monster taking over
Tiptoe round tie him down
We don't want the loonies taking over
Tiptoe round tie them down

I'm gonna go to sleep
And let this wash all over me
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me


REAL LYRICS:
Something for the rag and bone man
Over my dead body
Something big is gonna happen
Over my dead body

Someone's son or someone's daughter
Over my dead body
This is how I end up getting sucked in
Over my dead body

I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash all over me

We don't wanna wake monster taking over
Tiptoe round tie him down
We don't want the loonies taking over
Tiptoe round tie them down

May pretty horses
Come to you
As you sleep
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me

Oops...:-X

Dummy
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Up until recently I thought the words to the Slade song that goes ' We'll go wild wild wild' were ' we'll go waah waah waah.

Heather
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Until recently, I was pretty firmly convinced that The Police were singing "...I'll send an S.O.S. to a squirrel". My husband recently informed me otherwise, after I belted out the song at the top of my lungs while in the car with our friends.

Dylana
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When I was a child, we used to sing "Row, Row, Row your boat" all the time. I used to think the last line was "Life is butter beans" instead of "Life is but a dream".

theresa
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I swear to this day the the Hot Hot Heat song, Running Out Of Time, has potty lyrics.
He really says "I'm galloping off to meet my bride to be." I SWEAR he says "I can't open up to me my butt to pee". LISTEN TO IT!!!!

Open your butt
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There's this song by Avril Lavigne and i think it's called suddenly or how does it feel or something. The chorus was "How does it feel to be different from me, are we the same?" but i thought it went "How does it feel to be different from me, we weigh the same.

Sam B.
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I used to think that in The Monkees' "Last Train to Clarksville" they actually sang, "Last train to cocksville". Ew...

Citizen of cocksville
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Ok - please understand that i was young and this is in no way supposed to be hurtful. When i was younger and Anastasia's song "paid my dues" came out - i thought that it was called paid my Jews". I even had a huge arguement woth my dad about it.

Anon
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I used to always think as a kid that the song "Blue Bayou" was really "Blue By You" and when that song came on the radio I would always try to find something blue near me.

Anon
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A friend of mine misheard the Band Aid song "Do they know it's Christmas?" Real lyrics......."The greatest gift they'll get this year is LIFE". She heard it has, "the greatest gift they'll get this year is RICE!!"

Anon
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Thanks in part to that Simpsons episode, I used to believe that the lyrics to the B*rry M*nilow song went: "Oh Mandy, you came and you gave me cold turkey".

Mmmm... cold turkey
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When I was growing up my Dad was a huge fan of The Beach Boys, and their song Fun Fun Fun, I thought the chorus was "she'll have fun fun fun when the Daddy took the TEABAG away" it was only until a few years ago I found out that it was actually teabird, he took away. It took 20 years or so for me to realise that! Embarassing lol!

Linka
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