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The first time I heard someone in a rap song go "Drop it like it's hot," I thought he said "Drop it like a sock!"
Cute Is What We Aim For song Curse Of Curves.
"we all have defects from vitamin D "
and when they sing it later in the song
"we all have defects from vitamin E "
The real words are " We all have teeth that can bite underneath " Listen to it. It sounds exactly like my version lol.
I'm 21, and my whole life, I always thought George Michael was singing "Wake me up before you go go". Last week my best friend enlightened me to the fact that he's saying "go, girl". Now, every time I leave, or hang up the phone, she says in a retarded voice, "Wait! Don't go go!" lmao.
Good Charlotte's song "Young and Hopeless"... I got made fun of MAJORLY for this one. I'm a die hard fan, and know every word of every song... but for some reason, for years now, I've always thought he was singing "Hot days make me hot, nights shade me". Makes sense, right? lol, the actual lyric is "Hard days made me, Hard nights shaped me", and when my friend told me THIS, I was even more confused... why would Joel sing about being "hard"? =( lmao. I didn't understand where the comma was supposed to go, so I thought it was "Hard days made me hard". Hmm.
I totally love The All-American Rejects, which is why I was a little heartbroken when I heard their song "Straightjacket feeling" for the first time, because instead of hearing their line of "Beg me time and time again" I heard "Bang me time and time again". I defy anyone to listen to that song and not hear "Bang". lol
When I was little, I used to think that Aerosmith song "Dude Looks Like a Lady" was actually saying "Do the Lucky Lady"... only, I was pretty young, so instead of even thinking anything sexual, I just pictured a dance called the Lucky Lady, and whenever people heard this song they were supposed to bust out with the "Lucky Lady"... lmao
In the 80's or late 90's their was a song sung by a pop/techno group that had a phrase that said "we're having big fun" my husband use to think it said "we're having meatballs"
I rember Eiffel 65 blue, me and mates used to think it went "i'm blue i believe i can die"
I remember a scholl disco with dance moves of pretending to slit our throats and then collapsing on the floor. So embarressing.
When Mariah Carey's "Be Mine Again" came out, I was quite the confused one...
The real lyrics go...
"It's irrelavent to dewel on the past... yeah, yeah babay... I'm accountable for what went bad... and I mean that..."
I heard something quite different that went like this...
..."It's irrelavent to dewel on the past... yeah, yeah babay... I'm a cannible for what went bad... (She said I'm accountable very fast.)
My cousin (7) heard what I heard and asked me if she was a cannible, and for some reason, she thinks the songtress is scary... don't know where THAT came from... after hearing that misheard bit, she must've had nightmares of her chaising her around with a chainsaw.
AC/DCs song "dirty deeds done dirt cheep" i used to think it said "dirty deeks tongo jeep"... my mom says i used to shout it at the top of my lungs every time the song came on.
in the song "Saw What You Want" by Texas, the line reads "I took the tables away from you." but i always always thought that the words were "i took my tampons, away from youuu"
When I first heard Beastie boys 'Intergalactic', I thought the part with vocoder that says 'another dimension' said
' I have an erection'. I can still hear it now even though I know what it says!
When I was young my Mom thought she would be cool and listen to some of my music. She used to beleive (and sing) that the Eurythmics song, "You Dropped a Bomb on Me"...was "You Dropped a Farm on Me".
When I was little I used to sneak out of bed to watch the Headbangers Ball with my older brothers. (That was back when MTV played music) And I remember seeing the music video for the song "Seasons in the Abyss" from Slayer. The video didn't scare me at all. It was what I heard. I thought he said "Yeah I'm dead, I'm lyin' in bed, with incisions in my head" I could just imagine Tom Araya lying down, dead bleeding from his scalp. Not until a few weeks ago did I know the lyrics were "Razors edge, outlines the dead, incisions in my head"... I was close.
The image still freaks me out.
when i was 5 i thought the lyrics to i want it my way from nsync was "aint nothing but a hard egg aint nothing but middle age and now i know i want it my way!!!LOL then my sister told me it was wrong!!!
From Abba's song "Under Attack", I heard the lyric "under attack, I'm being taken, about to crack, defences breaking" as:
"under attack, I'm being taken, a butt crack, defences breaking"
From John Lennon's "Just like starting over", I heard "Don't let another day go by, my love" as "Don't let another Dago buy my love"
From the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with diamonds", I used to think "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" came out sounding like:
"The girl with colitis goes by"
When i first heard the song from marry pooppins that goes "We're clearly soldiers in petticoats
Dauntless crusaders for women's votes" i thought the were saying "woman of oats" so i thoght they were a bunch of ladies advertising oat meal.
In the song "Time To Dance" by Panic! At The Disco, there's a part that goes
"But they believe it from the tears
and the teeth
Right down to the blood at her feet.
Boys will be boys, hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams."
What I heard was:
"And they believe it from the tears
and the teeths
Right down to the bond energy
Boys will be boys, hiding their ass in aubergine jeans."
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