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There is a DevilDriver song that I really love called "swinging the dead". The first lines are`:
Pick it up get it up
the chillin, thrillin sounds
of the rock and roll huanting
Now when I heard this song I was convinced it was:
Pick it up, get it up,
thats the swinging sound
of the rock and roll honkey
I later looked up the lyrics to check this and laughed myself silly at the mistake.
The Eiffel 65 song Blue (about a blue colored alien, as far as I can tell?!)has lyrics that say "I'm blue; da bah dee, dah ba di" but I heard
"I'm blue; I was green, I was dyed..."
No matter which way, the song lyrics are odd...
Hue knows?
I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"
when i first heard "i'm a slave" by britney spears i thought she was saying "i'm a snail forever"
jessica
When I was little I thought the song I Want Candy by Aaron Carter meant that he wanted candy, to eat. And since i couldn't understand what he was rapping i thought he was singing about different kind of candies.
Helen
I thought, for a very long time, that in the song (I think it is by Joni Mitchell...) in which the line is 'Pave paradise, put up a parking lot' the line was really 'Gay pair of guys, put up a fucking lie'. I was corrected by a friend when we heard it in a large store and I commented on how I wouldn't have thought they could play a song with the f word in a mall.
Maria Isabel
In "Will you be there" by Michael Jackson, I misheard the first line as:
"Hold me, like a pair of Air Jordans".
I just found out the right lyrics now reading this website.
Scandia
I used to believe that the Beegees song 'staying alive' was actually called 'stabalise', as in the stabalisers you get for bikes, so i thought they all couldn't ride bikes yet...
Pheeb
Alanis Morrisette hit it big in the U.S. when I was about 13. My favorite song on her album was the one that went:
"You live, you nerd.
You breathe, you nerd..."
The song seemed to be about how, no matter what you do, someone is always going to make fun of you for it. I thought this was a very cool, and very true, idea for a song.
I remarked to my older sister, "Don't you love that song, 'You Nerd'?" She laughed and set me straight: it was actually "You Learn".
I never liked the song quite as much after that.
Katherine
I put submitted this to another website under a fake name, but I don't think they ever used it...When I was listening to a mxpx cd (crappy cd, by the way) my mom mishead a line that goes 'I'm so tired of masquerading' as 'I'm so tired of masturbating' She told me she wouldn't allow her daughter to listen to such filth! I had to show her lyrics to get her to believe me.
I still am not telling my name
when I was little I overheard my father call my mother sexy, so I asked my mum what sexy meant she looked embarassed and told me that it was a naughty word and I should nt use it. The following day I asked my mum what Maging meant, she gave me a funny face and told me she did nt know, I thought it must be another naughty word. Infact I thought that it was a dirty word for years to come. I had heard the Gary Glitter song:
Do you wanna be a maging maging maging
Do you wanna be a maging oh ya
Teresa
A few years back I was totally into Nirvana and used to think the song "I think I'm Dumb" was "African Dome!!!" I still it sing that now!
Anon
That the line in Desitny's Child 's Bootylischous, " I don't think you're ready for this jelly" was infact
" I don't think you're ready for FISH jelly"
As far as I was concerned no one was ready for that. EEEWWW
Teresia
My boyfriend mis-heard the lyrics in the classic cold chisel song Cheap Wine, instead of " I've got my cheap wine and a three day growth" He would belt out " I've got my cheap wine and a female goat"
Teresa
I thought that the lyrics to the Avril Lavgine song "Complicated" were "Never gonna find your bacon!" Instead of what it actually is, "never gonna find you fake it!"
I used to think that in the ashlee simpson song Boyfriend, they were saying " i dance to your boyfriend" when actually she was saying " i didn't steal your boyfriend" i wondered for ages.. why she would dance TO someones boyfriend
x-core.
When I was around six, I thought that the opening lyrics to the song Will You Be There by Michael Jackson, which are "hold me like the river Jordon", were "hold me like a pickalick joe-me". I dont' have any idea how I got that, but I remember singing it too all of my parent's friends and wondering why they were laughing.
Allie
In the Supremes song, Love Child, I thought that the words "hold on just a little bit" instead said "Wait (why don't you put on a condom?) Seemed logical enough.
I used to believe the song "Hey Jude" by The Beatles was "Hate Jews" I thought they might be rascist for a few days. Then I read the title of the song.
A Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits!
I still hear Soundgarden's Outshined as "show me the Power Shower" instead of "show me the power, child"
I wondered why Cornell was asking for a Power Shower, he must of been really dirty!
Abiggoat
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