Although the lyrics to B*witched's C'e Lai Ve (or whatever it is) are "Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do anything, C'e Lai Ve!" I still am obsessed with the words being "Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do anyhting, celery!". Well, mine are better :) lol

Anon

When I first heard the song "Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky, when the singer got to the line "Ahye of the Tigah!" (That's what it sounds like to me) I thought they were saying "Oh-Oh-Oh Tyla!".

Have you ever eaten a shoe?

I used to think that the Yardbirds song "For you love" he was saying "Toyota" similar to a comercial that was out at the time.

Anon

Ok I'm 24 years old right now and I just realized 2 weeks ago that in Huey Lewis's song he sings, "It's hip to be square". All these years I thought it was, "Let's hit the B-Square."

I just happened to think of the song the other day and I told myself it doesn't make any sense, then it dawned on me that it's HIP TO BE SQUARE.

An idiot

Before i stopped listening to her music, i thought Avril Lavigne's Moble where it said "I'm a Mobile!" I thought it said "I'm a moron!" I asked my cousin (who at the time was anti-avril) why she thought she was a moron, and she said that it was mobile, not moron, even though she WAS a moron.

Moron

Everyone know the Macy Grey song that was a hit long time ago ["I try"], well I thought it said
"SI try to say goodbye to Machoke"
Pokémon being really popular at the time too, made me think that she was saying goodbye to Machoke.

Maryse

yeah...Rockafeller Skank...well, in my head it went a little sumthing like this...

come fuck my rubbers...check it out now

apparently, i was mistaken...

the funk, soul brother, check it out now

- I like my version a bit better...sorry Fatboy Slim..

allly6

when i was younger, (i cant remember who sings the song) "Everytime You Go Away"... i used to the the chorus was "everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you".. i could never understand why she always took meat with her!

deathcab_leah

My friend and I went to see the play "South Pacific" and there's a song talking about racism and how it's not natural, that people are "carefully taught" to be so.

Well, my friend thought they were singing "You must be careful, E. Tawt" as if it was a warning to a certain Mr. E. Tawt.

After clarifying what the song was really saying, I asked her who she thought E. Tawt was... she answered..."I didn't know! That's why I was sooo confused!"

Lars

In the song "Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging" by Fall Out Boy, I thought the lyrics went:
"Is this more than you want to forget?"
when they really go:
"Is this more than you bargained for yet?"
I didn't know until I had looked up the lyrics one day!

Another one..I was listening to the song "Niki FM" by Hawthorne Heights and I thought they said:
"Solitude, black and white"
when they were saying:
"The silence in black and white" Until I was singing the song and my friend pointed it out. Then she laughed at me, but told me that she thought the same thing at first!

Last one..In the HIM song "Join Me" I thought that he was saying:
"So won't you join me in there"
when the lyrics really went:
"So won't you join me in death"
It was kind of funny. I realised my mistake when I found out the full song title was Join Me
(In Death) and was pondering the lyrics. hehe.

Remember dinosaurs and pink penguins knock your socks off. Rawr. :]

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In the song "All Downhill From Here" by New Found Glory they say:
"Reoccuring episodes with each and every kiss"
and I really thought they had said:
"Reacurring apathy with each and every kiss"

I kind of like my version better. :B

Deposit Apathy Here

a part of a song goes "everybody n the club get tipsy" i thought it was "nerbbody in the club intensive"

christen s

i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"

stephen s

A few years ago I used to think that the Backstreet Boys song went "God needs to spend a little more time on you" instead of "God must have spent a little more time on you" and that it was a song about a dude breaking up with someone.

Anon

I used to believe that the lyrics to Sugar, We're Going Down, was.... Were goin' downtown in a merry-go-round! I was singing it at the top of my lungs at a school dance! I got home and looked up the lyrics online and I was soooooo embarrassed!!

Let's go to the Fair!

in the song "what a wonderful world" sung by Louise Armstrong, a line goes, the brightness of day and the dark sacred night, as a child i believed the line was the brightness of day and the dogs say goodnight!

john

In Daniel Powter's song Bad day I could've sworn he said "Sit your butt down ". but really he said 'take a walk down " or something like that. But I thought Daniel Powter was rude for someone who had a bad day to "sit their butt down "

Anon

I used to believe that the song "Believe" by Brooks and Dunn went like: I raise my hands by my head. When it really goes like: I raise by hands BOW my head.

Nadia