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Eifel 65 - Blue

I'm Blue (if I was green I would die...)

[I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.]

Matt
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When I was about 12/13 and just getting into real music, I had a clock radio with poor reception, through which I had to strain to make out the proper lyrics of The Eurythmics first smash hit. For YEARS (I swear to God) I sang "Sweet Jesus, maiden of the East" (and not "Sweet dreams are made of these")

- brad (canuck in Oz)
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I used to think the lyrics for the song "You Sexy Thing" "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I believe in milk cows"

Peter C
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in the queen song "bohemian rhapsody" when they sing "Scheramouch Scheramouch (yes, i spelled that wrong. it is really hard to type, yet easy to say)will you do the vanago?" i thought they were singing "Scare a moose, scare a moose then do the vampire pogo." yea, i was a messed up little kid, but on the other hand my brother was obsessed with, and stil is, vampires.

who wants to know?
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In the Peter Gabriel song, "Don't give up" I thought that he sang "Donkey Butt" instead of "don't give up" in the song and I never really understood why...

Anon
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When I heard No Doubt's "Spiderwebs" I thought the verse saying "Leave a message and I'll call you back" was "I think I want to shoot Bob Eubanks."

(Bob Eubanks is an old-school TV game show host)

Tracy
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I used to think Guerilla Radio by Rage Against the Machine said "Lights up, we're on the radio", so when i heard it on the radio at night when i was trying to go to sleep, i would always get up and turn on the light. It got me in trouble because sometimes it kept me up and i fell asleep in class. Also, I told my dad that he was going to get arrested if he didnt turn on the headlights on when it played, the cops would come and arrest him... I was a dumb kid.

Lunchbox
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When i was little that song called"I believe in Miracles" where you from that sexy thing you.
well I thought they were singing..
"I believe in Milking um"....LOL
We still laugh at that!

Lisa
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When I was younger, I loved the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc. The problem is that when I went searching for the cassette tape at the music store, I was searching for "Turtle Oak" as the artist. I guess teenagers really do have selective hearing.

Kerry
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i used to think T.N.T oih oih was

P.I.G OINK OINK

Morgan
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I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.

Bilz
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My friend Connie thought that the Will Smith song "Gettin Jiggie With It" said "Kick a Chicken With It".

Chelsey
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I used to think that Supertramp's song "Dreamer" was about me. I was convinced they were singing about "Dreama".

Dreama
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My Daughter, who is now 6, just reminded me how she used to think and sing the opening song to the show "Seventh Heaven", as "Seven Kevin", since her uncle's name is Kevin.

Dawn
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When my foreign cousin came to visit from sweden, he used to sing the transformer song, but being a foreigner, he wasn't exactly singing the correct lyrics.
"Transformers...more than meets the eyes" was mutated into "Transformers, owneh weensy eyes...otherwise" Now why he stuck the "otherwise" part in always blew me and my brother away...I guess he figured that since he thought he knew the words, he can add his own twist at the end????????

Anon
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theres a song that goes "who....are you? who? who? who? who?" i used to think it was "blue....oning, blue blue blue blue"

savannah
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My sister thought that the lyrics to 'Sunshine' were:
"God only knows what's up my nose on day without sunshine"

Marshmello Da Strawberry Cow
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I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"

Wayne Huffman
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Okay, so.. there's this Physechadelic Furs song where the lead singer (who is very Britishy I might add) says "Back in the Government" and I, of course, am listening to this on a cassate tape in a 25 year old car. I can't decipher the lyrics. So I just ask aloud "Okay, am I crazy or is he saying 'Bark I'm a Doberman'. If you sound it out, they're quite similar, I promise.

The shameful part is that I was sixteen at the time. I hear the 'correct' lyrics when I listen to it now.

Boom
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I used to think and swore that Fleetwood Mac was singing "Lee-Anne Lee-Anne" when it was actually "Rhiannon Rhiannon" to the point where I looked for years for a Fleetwood Mac album with a song called "Lee-Anne"

little jen
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