when i was little i used to think that the song by the nolan sisters, 'I'm in the mood for dancing' was really 'i'm in the nude for dancing'

and cliff richards song 'we dont talk anymore was 'Disco dolly,howie dont talk anymore' must get my ears sorted out. lol

Phil McCoy, Ireland

A while ago I was listening to the song by Lulu, 'I'm a tiger' but I honestly thought it sounded as if she was singing 'I'm a tiny girl, I'm a tiny girl'

Phil, Ireland

i was somehow under the (mistaken) impression that the chorus of EMF's "Unbelievable" was saying "your ugly balls"

spamala

In that "Jumping, Jumping" song from "Destiny's Child" I thought the chorus was "The club is for the ballers and the c**k is full grown" I'm like... did I hear that right? WTF?

Aeris

My cousin thought, when she first heard "Part of Your World" in The Little Mermaid, that instead of 'bright young women, sick of swimmin'...' it was 'pregnant women, sick of swimmin'...' We make fun of her for it to this day. ;D

Crimson Butterfly of the Snow

'All night long' by Lionel Ritchie-my friend thought that the line 'Siesta forever' was 'Sylvester forever' !!!!!

Anon

That song Rock the Kazbar, I always thought they were saying "rock the cash bar" then I thought I was wrong and thought it was "rock the dance floor"

Anon

My friend Connie thought that the Will Smith song "Gettin Jiggie With It" said "Kick a Chicken With It".

Chelsey

I used to think the lyrics for the song "You Sexy Thing" "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I believe in milk cows"

Peter C

"Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who was misheard as "won't get food again". Imagine the embarrasment of singing this song out loud to friends who are big The Who fans.

Deaf, Messed-up Child

OK, So in the song by Aaliyah called "Try again" the chorus goes "(and) If at first you dont succeed, Pick yourself up and try again..."
And I heard " Freshy dawn Sa See, pick yourself up and try again..." And I didnt know how freshy dawn sa see, which made absolutely no sense, had anything to do with picking yourself up and trying again. But, hey, I was young at the time...

Ally

the carpenters sing sing a song my words were always sink sink a sonk so i certainly put them in there place still love to listen to it though

jeanie

Well Actually this is my little niece's belief... when she was 3 and heard Anastasia's Iv'e payed my dues...she sang... I payed my juice!!!

Fairy

When my cousin was younger, she was convinced that that song from Hot Chocolate, instead of "I believe in miracles" was "I believe in Malcolm! (where you from, you sexy thing)

My mum still often sings along to those words when the song comes on !

sally

When I was about 7 or 8 I strongly believed that in Michael Jackson's “Beat It” when he says "Showin' how funky strong is your fight" that he was saying "fuck-y". I knew it was a bad word and was shocked that he would say such a thing. Well in second grade we had an assembly with a dance set to that song. I vehemently insisted to my friends that he was saying “fuck-y”. They promptly turned me into the teacher for swearing. Fearing repercussion from the teacher or my parents, I ran out of the room crying and was so embarrassed that I couldn't look anyone in the eye for the rest of the day.

I.B.

In the song "Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold, I used to think the lyrics were "caught here in a foreign place" instead of "caught here in a fiery blaze"

Anon

Aaah it was so adorable, when my sister was little she used to sing Baa Baa black sheep (or even rainbow sheep f*ck u P.C)
Anyway she used to sing 'and one for the little boy who lives down the Draaaaaayn!'

Little Girl who lives down the draaaaaaaaaayn

I used to believe in the pink floyd song another brick in the wall, instead of them saying "all in all your just another brick in the wall" they were saying "all in all you just a fellow breakin the law"

aoyyfmntudhrmve

Good day mates, I'm referring to the Aussie band Crowded House's biggest single; "Don't Dream Its Over". Their chorus goes like this:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

But as I child, I thought the chorus read like this:
Paper, paper
I'm three years old, heh
Paper, paper
When the word comes in
Acorn, acorn
It's a world between us
You'll know they won't win

Downunder Boy

I used to think that in the ashlee simpson song Boyfriend, they were saying " i dance to your boyfriend" when actually she was saying " i didn't steal your boyfriend" i wondered for ages.. why she would dance TO someones boyfriend

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