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in the song "Saw What You Want" by Texas, the line reads "I took the tables away from you." but i always always thought that the words were "i took my tampons, away from youuu"
In 'Winter Wonderland', I thought it was 'later on, we'll PERSPIRE...', instead of the real version. Mine still makes sense, because the fire was propably really hot.
I used to think the song from the 90's, 'Move It', was about vaccuming. To me, it sounds like 'I like to vroom it vroom it', because I thought that vroom sounded like a vaccuming. This is really embarrasing, since I liked that song, and probably sang it out loud a lot.
My cousin used to think that the lyrics "papa dont preach" that they were really saying "popadom ting"
In the song "My Love" after Justin says "my love..." TI says "So thug, everyday" in the background. I thought he said "Sofa giveaway".
In 1967, the Bobby Hebb song "Sunny" was on the radio all the time. ("Sunny, thank you for the smile upon your face....") My twin sister and I were 8, and she was convinced that the song was about Jesus Christ (Sonny, not Sunny). She insisted that "Sonny One so true, I love you" was a prayer and asked the nuns if she could sing it in church.
I thought that, in Kelly Clarkson's "Behind These Hazel Eyes" where she goes, "You won't get to see the tears I cry" that she was saying "Dude, why can't you see the tears I cry?"
Now keep in mind that I also thought that in "Dip It Low" by Christina Milian, that when she said "I'mma show you how to make your man say...OH!" That she said, "I'mma show you how to make it medicine...OH!"
I needed my ears cleaned. x]
I thought that AC/DC's song was, "Dirty feet in the jungle jeep." Not, "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap."
Odd child...
Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Spirit
My friend thought that instead of
"here we are now, entertain us"
that it was, "here we are now, eat potatoes"!
i guess it is pretty hard to understand Curt. Wierd Al makes fun of the song and not being able to understand what hes saying, so watch it if you haven't already.
In the title theme from "Dukes Of Hazzard" the line goes "Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. "
I always heard "been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born."
Oh man, girls cause trouble
i used to think the words to footloose (as i didnt actually know the title of the song and was about 8 years old) were nuttergutter cut loose for luce, kick up a sunday shoes, please, louise cut me up on my knees, jack,get back,come on before we crack, luce, for luce, everybody clap for luce..
the song "more than a woman" still sounds like he's saying "bald headed woman", even though i know what is really being said! lol
In the song "Whip it" by Divo, I used to think they were saying 'whip it, in the shade' instead of 'into shape.' My friend and her mom laughed at me and had to tell me the real words. I got a few others wrong but I can't remember them.
I used to believe that the lyrics to "My eyes adored you" were really "Liza Georgia, though I never laid a hand on you Liza Georgia" and that the song "Forever in Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond was really "Reverend Blue Jeans" and wanted to go to his church!
In the song, "Puff the Magic Dragon," I always thought that Jackie Paper brought Puff ceiling wax.
I used to sing the lyrics to Robbie Williams's Angels 'Through it all, she offers me me protection, a lot of love and erection'... it kind of makes sense but the real lyrics are a lot nicer
You know the song "Papa Was A Rollin Stone'" by the Temptations? The verse where it says "And when he died all he left us was alone." I always thought he left them an loan (like a loan from the bank) Could never understand why they were so upset in that song.
For ages I thought the lyrics to "I shot the sherif was: "Hey, chocolate cherry" I never could understand what the deputy had to do it...
My husband and I listen to tons of CDs on road-trips, one of which is by Pearl Jam. Took us a few trips to figure out what the song really was about when we thought they were singing either "Low-Flying Version of a Pelican" or "You're a Fine Version of a Pelican" (it's "Glorified Version of a Pellet Gun"), but we still like it our way.
Often subjected to Kenny Rogers' 'You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille', I thought the line was:
with four hundred children and a crop in the field (instead of 'with four hungry children' etc)! I thought Lucille was pretty mean too!
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