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wen my brother was little he used to always watch the movie grease. his favourite part was wen they sang the song grease lightening. the lyrics originaully go "go grease lightening im burning up a quart of mile. he thot it went go grese lightening a bunny in the court, oh my!!

katie
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I used to believe that the song jesse's girl said "I cannot find a women like that." Instead of " Where can i find a woman like that."

Jesse Tomchak
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I firmly used to believe that in the song "Voices carry", they were actually sining 'Mrs. Carrey', and I always wondered why Mrs Carrey got a song.
Later I thought that they said 'This is Gary', so I thought the song was about some person introducing her friend Gary.

cool cat
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One of my friends STILL thinks, to this day, that the lyrics to the Eiffel 65 song "Blue" are, instead of "Im blue da ba dee da ba di etc..." are "I'm Blue if I was green I would die etc..." She still doesn't believe that she's wrong

Quite Concerned
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Oh, this one is probably very common, but the song that goes, "Don't it make your brown eyes blue" Well, I heard, "Donuts make your brown eyes blue" Well, maybe if i ate more donuts, i'd have blue eyes!

Sara
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in "another saturday night" by cat stevens. i heard "i got some money cause i just got paid" as "i got some money cause i just got laid"

bobbybobby
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When my twin brother, my sister and I heard "Whoomp There It Is", we used to think it said "POOP, THERE IT IS!!!" so we'd go around everywhere, and start singing that at the top of our lungs when we heard it, cuz we thought it was the funniest thing in the world

"Whoomp there It Is"
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The song Push It by Salt n' Peppa, what I heard was "Bushy, Bushy"

jasonchic
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I thought the song "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man"

Anon
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When I was a kid and I heard the song, "What becomes of the broken hearted?" I used to think that the second line was "paid a dime but only farted." I still think of that line when the song comes on.

Anon
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Another Beach Boys Kokomo mix-up. I heard the line "That monserrat mystique" as "That monster out to sea" Still can't get it right in my head.

Roller Skater Girl
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I thought the lyrics to the Bee Gees song 'how deep is your love' that went...
and you come to me on a summer's breeze
was....
and you come to me on a submarine!
Well it is about how deep is your love!!!

Steve Gash
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When I was little, I used to think the words to one of the songs in Cinderella were "Sink weed nightengale" when they are actually "Sing sweet nightengale"

Sarah
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One of our neighbor kids was learning songs in first grade. I over heard her singing "Land where the pigeons flied ..... from every mountain slide, let freedom ring." Somehow, her version makes more sense today.

the sitter
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was at my friend's house one night getting ready for cheerleading or something, and she had a Brand New cd in... i had never heard them..and this song comes on that starts out as..." i am heaven sent.....don't you dare forget..." but i heard "i am havin sex....don't you dare forget..." when my friend got into the room i was like.."sarah! what the crap is this?" she giggled.

katie jean
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I thought the line "turning saints into the sea" in the Killers' Mr. Brightside wans actually "dirty sex into the sea."

Serenity
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My ex yused to think "Poetry in Motion" was "Oh a tree in motion"

Anon
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When I heard the Beatles song "Michelle," I thought the Beatles were singing Michelle, my bell. Then I found out it was ma bell. Of course I didn't know French!

Anon
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For the "Family Guy" theme song there's several mistakes i made until i looked it up online-

where it says "lucky there's a family guy" i thought it said "puffy is a family guy"

and where it says "all the things that make us laugh and cry" i thought it was "all the things that make us effin' cry"

Gina
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I used to think that Green Day's "Time of Your Life" went
Another yearning goat, a cork stuck in a toad,
Time grabs you by the wrist and erects you and your nose.
o.O Don't ask...

Jazmine
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