my friend alex thought that the song bottons by the pussycat dolls said "losen up my butt muscle" like they wanted to have anal sex but in acctuality it says losen up my bottons i dont know what goes through his mind somtimes .

what i have a name ?

My husband used to believe that Macy Grey was singing "I blow bubbles when you are not here."

Anon

When I was eight years old I thought the Billy Joel song "scenes From An Italian Restaurant" said "well they got an apartment with deep pile carpets and a couple of painted brazzieres. The real lyrics are "a couple of paintings from Sears"
My sister heard me (unfortunately) singing it wrong and I still hear about it to this day! :-(

Lisa Kyle

I totally love The All-American Rejects, which is why I was a little heartbroken when I heard their song "Straightjacket feeling" for the first time, because instead of hearing their line of "Beg me time and time again" I heard "Bang me time and time again". I defy anyone to listen to that song and not hear "Bang". lol

Mel

Cute Is What We Aim For song Curse Of Curves.

"we all have defects from vitamin D "
and when they sing it later in the song
"we all have defects from vitamin E "

The real words are " We all have teeth that can bite underneath " Listen to it. It sounds exactly like my version lol.

kelly

One of my friends in (a trade school here in Detroit, MI) Specs Howard School of Broadcast Arts thought the lyrics to the George Harrison song "I Got My Mind Set On You" were "Look out! I might Sit on YOU!" ahahaha....I actually used that on the air once.

BOBQ

I thought the lyrics to Seal's "Kiss from a Rose" was "to me you're like a roman dictionary and I..." when I think now it's actually, "to me you're like a grown addiction that I can't deny."

Anon

Ok, I was in the car the other day and had UB40 on the stereo, when the song Ivory Madonna came on, my boyfriend started singing "I'm a pre-madonna!" for all these years he has thought that those were the words! LOL

Pam

I used to believe, for an embarrassingly long time, that Eric Clapton was singing about a girl who didn't like Washington state. After all, in his own words:

"She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Spokane!"

Now of course, I now know he's actually singing about drugs, but I think my version is far funnier. ;)

Freezair

Growing up, we used to go to the local waterpark on the weekends. They used to play a lot of the songs from the Beach Boys. My fathers name is Bob Brown, and I used to thing their song "Barbra Ann" was actually being sung "Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob Brown" and that the Beach Boys had written the song about my dad and dedicated it to him. My father knew I thought this and did not tell me until i figured it out when I was 10. He had been laughing at me about it for about 6 years.

Anon

The real lyrics to the Creed song:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet is so far down"

What I heard:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I kick ass. Maybe six feet is so far down"

Maddy

I used to think that the Hawk Nelson song Things We Go Through when it says "He's got no sense of direction" it said "He's got a nuisance erection."

Anon

I used to be the BIGGEST Rick Springfield fan ever...and used to play his music over and over and over! One day, a little 5-year old who lived next door to me was singing outside while he was playing...the song sounded a lot like something I knew so I stopped to listen...Sure enough it was a Rick Springfield song "What Kind of Fool Am I?"...but my little guy? He was singing along quite lustily, but the words HE was singing was "What Kind of Food You Like?" I laughed for quite awhile after that...and it still makes me smile even to this day whenever I hear that song! : )

Anon

Until About 6 months ago, I thought the AC/DC song was " thirty thieves and the thunder chief" not "dirty deeds done dirt cheap." I thought it was about a group of peole who do things for you for money...get drunk and sing that at the top of your lungs in a bar and watch what happens.....

Jincey

not knowing the words to" volare" i would sing: volare! ohno!
come sob day no go! hey you! you tear'a my suit! hey look'a you spill'a my soup!

funonthrun

My sister and I can't be serious about song lyrics and our latest..."Slip me the beef boys and free my soul, come on and get lost in my little whole and drift away"

I've heard it that way so many time I can't hear it right anymore. Demented....umm...I'd say its a possiblity

Sherry

This is really dumb, but you know the AC/DC song 'Dirty deeds done dirt cheap' or whatever it was? Well I thought for about 5 years that it was 'Dirty deeds and the done for cheese' I was messed up. ;)

Optional

when i was little, i liked elton john a lot. but up until age 11 i always thought he was singing "hold me close now, tony danza." instead of "hold me closer, tiny dancer."

amy

There's this commercial for the Drug-Free America campaign, where this cowboy is in the middle of the street playing a guitar and singing, but he's had a tracheotomy so he was using that little box that gives you a robot voice. Anyway, he's singing stuff like "you don't always die from tobacco, sometmes you just lose a lung" and then at the end he says "yippie yi yo ki-yay". I always thought he was actually saying, "Happy Holidays!"
I never really thought about the fact that it was April, and no holidays were taking place...

Kat

In the song "all star" by smashmouth, theres a line which says "she was looking kinda dumb wth her finger and her thumb" till today i thought it was "she was looking kinda dumb with her finger IN her thumb"
that made no sense atall :D

Sharpay