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You know that song from the 80's, I can't remember what is was called, but the chorus sang "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you". Well I swore, being 7 years old, that he was singing, "Everyttime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you". I just didn't understand what it had to do with meat!
Hot Chocolate you sexy thing
I thought they said
" I believe in Malcom "
I used to believe that the Diana Ross(?) song 'my simple heart' was bicycle hop. I thought it must be a sort of dance.
I grew up in Whitestone, New York. When Glenn Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy" would come on the radio, I would sing "I'm a Whitestone cowboooooy....!" much to the chagrin of my mother.
I always thought that, in that song in Flashdance that goes "Take your passion and make it happen, the lryics went "Take your pants down and make it happen." I got this from my uncle, who used to sing it jokingly, though I didn't know that at the time, when I was very little. I thought this until I was around 13.
I used to think that a line in a song by Depeche Mode was "Jesus took a pee in the grass." In actually says "Someone to be opressed."
When I was very young my brother and I used to believe the song by Linda Ronstadt "It's so easy to fall in love" went: "It's so wee-wee to fall in love". We called it the "wee-wee" song and loved singing along with it as loudly as possible whenever it was on the radio. I think Mum and Dad must've thought it was pretty funny because they never corrected us.
When our daughters were little and were singing Jingle Bells when they got to the part of the "one horse open sleigh. one had put in with "a horse with a broken leg" and the other had" a horse with soap on his leg."
My nephew 'piggy' thought he knew all the words to Meatloafs 'Bat out of Hell', when it came to the words "then like a sinner, before the gates of heaven" came out as "like a swimmer, before the gates of devon" .bless.
"My Sharona' was 'Mice Aroma'
"Where you from, you sexy thing" was "Wave a bra, you sexy thing"
"I've got chills, they're multiplying" was "I've got shoes, they're made of plywood"
and last but not least, "Who loves who the most" was "Hula, hula mo"
Sting's song "Message in a Bottle" somehow got garbled into "Message in a Bottomless Pit". I guess I never really actually listened to it--it sounded far more intriguing that way anyway.
When I was little there was an oldies song that contained the Lyrics "I'm a girl watcher." I would sing it as "I'm a Whale watcher."
I always thought the line which goes "Its been three years since I wrote my note" In "Message in a bottle" - The Police, was "Its been three years since I broke my nose". I think it sounds better like that any way.
A woman I knew many years ago thought that the name of the song "Vaya Con Dios" was "Bye Bye Cornelius."
My wife, despite being told a number of times sings 'Heaven is a half PINT' to the lyrics of OPM's 'Heaven is a half PIPE'
...oh and to ABBA's 'Super Trouper', 9 times out of 10 you will hear from here 'Super-douper'
Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays. I thought the line DSillicone chips inside her head was: silly old chips and cider head!
I remember asking my mother why Madonna was singing about being like a line down the side of a page... Virginity was not the easiest concept for my mum to explain to a 5 year old.
Even so, it still didn't rival my favourite song 'Get that hornet'.
i used to belive in a song by M2M where it goes "...grass is greener on the other side.." i thought it was wrap his wiener on the other side...:D
"every time you go... away,
you take a piece of MEAT with you"
Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap...
wasn't it really Dirty deeds and a bumblebee?
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