I thought the song "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man"

Anon

When I was a kid and I heard the song, "What becomes of the broken hearted?" I used to think that the second line was "paid a dime but only farted." I still think of that line when the song comes on.

Anon

my brother used to think paul youngs
everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you...
instead of me...
perhaps with a butcher he was in love

indigenous affairs

Another Beach Boys Kokomo mix-up. I heard the line "That monserrat mystique" as "That monster out to sea" Still can't get it right in my head.

Roller Skater Girl

I thought the lyrics to the Bee Gees song 'how deep is your love' that went...
and you come to me on a summer's breeze
was....
and you come to me on a submarine!
Well it is about how deep is your love!!!

Steve Gash

When I was little, I used to think the words to one of the songs in Cinderella were "Sink weed nightengale" when they are actually "Sing sweet nightengale"

Sarah

One of our neighbor kids was learning songs in first grade. I over heard her singing "Land where the pigeons flied ..... from every mountain slide, let freedom ring." Somehow, her version makes more sense today.

the sitter

was at my friend's house one night getting ready for cheerleading or something, and she had a Brand New cd in... i had never heard them..and this song comes on that starts out as..." i am heaven sent.....don't you dare forget..." but i heard "i am havin sex....don't you dare forget..." when my friend got into the room i was like.."sarah! what the crap is this?" she giggled.

katie jean

I thought the line "turning saints into the sea" in the Killers' Mr. Brightside wans actually "dirty sex into the sea."

Serenity

My ex yused to think "Poetry in Motion" was "Oh a tree in motion"

Anon

When I heard the Beatles song "Michelle," I thought the Beatles were singing Michelle, my bell. Then I found out it was ma bell. Of course I didn't know French!

Anon

For the "Family Guy" theme song there's several mistakes i made until i looked it up online-

where it says "lucky there's a family guy" i thought it said "puffy is a family guy"

and where it says "all the things that make us laugh and cry" i thought it was "all the things that make us effin' cry"

Gina

I used to think that Green Day's "Time of Your Life" went
Another yearning goat, a cork stuck in a toad,
Time grabs you by the wrist and erects you and your nose.
o.O Don't ask...

Jazmine

In the Lion King, I used to think that Simba was saying "We don't eat some rice or little corn filled core of star" instead of "We don't need advice from little hornbills for a start", and I always thought that stars had corn inside them until I looked up the lyrics

Ninde

When I was young I had a friend who was sining the Sting tune "King of Pain", except he kept saying "King of SPAIN"

JJflamingo

In the song "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", I thought that instead of being destined to "go down in history", he would "go down and hit the reith"

paul

I listened to Led Zeplin singing

"I want to be your back door man"

for many years before I realized he was singing about anal sex. I thought he meant sneaking in the back door of the house, like they were having an affair or something. Thanks Tim for clearing that one up for me.

M

i used to believe that the lyrics to"change(in the house of flys) was" "al is in chains, who knew a fly", not, "i watched you changed into a fly" and also thought that Alice in Chains sang that beca"use of how close "al is in chains" sounds to "Alice in chains" when you say it fast.

Joey

In Orinoco Flow, Enya clearly sings "Save the Whale, Save the Whale, Save the Whale" despite the official lyrics claiming it's "Sail Away...".

Kevin May

'Run Run Away' by slade. a song i had a bit of a mix up with.

If you've got a crush, don't beat about the bush.
I thought it said
I'f you've got a crush don't be an octopus

Octopus