"My Sharona' was 'Mice Aroma'
"Where you from, you sexy thing" was "Wave a bra, you sexy thing"
"I've got chills, they're multiplying" was "I've got shoes, they're made of plywood"
and last but not least, "Who loves who the most" was "Hula, hula mo"

Miranda, New Zealand

Sting's song "Message in a Bottle" somehow got garbled into "Message in a Bottomless Pit". I guess I never really actually listened to it--it sounded far more intriguing that way anyway.

Natalya

When I was little there was an oldies song that contained the Lyrics "I'm a girl watcher." I would sing it as "I'm a Whale watcher."

Daniel

I always thought the line which goes "Its been three years since I wrote my note" In "Message in a bottle" - The Police, was "Its been three years since I broke my nose". I think it sounds better like that any way.

Styg o' the Dump

A woman I knew many years ago thought that the name of the song "Vaya Con Dios" was "Bye Bye Cornelius."

C.C.

My wife, despite being told a number of times sings 'Heaven is a half PINT' to the lyrics of OPM's 'Heaven is a half PIPE'

...oh and to ABBA's 'Super Trouper', 9 times out of 10 you will hear from here 'Super-douper'

Matthew

Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays. I thought the line DSillicone chips inside her head was: silly old chips and cider head!

Anon

I remember asking my mother why Madonna was singing about being like a line down the side of a page... Virginity was not the easiest concept for my mum to explain to a 5 year old.

Even so, it still didn't rival my favourite song 'Get that hornet'.

Jody

i used to belive in a song by M2M where it goes "...grass is greener on the other side.." i thought it was wrap his wiener on the other side...:D

Anon

"every time you go... away,
you take a piece of MEAT with you"

xvaleriex

Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap...
wasn't it really Dirty deeds and a bumblebee?

kiwis can fly

When I first heard Perpetual Widow by Tori Amos- I thought " It's gotta be big" was really "Saggy tits" and "scabby pig"

flic

Reading through the misheard lyrics page, I just found out the correct lyrics for something I've misheard for years!

Every time I heard the Pearl Jam song "Glorified Version of a Pellet Gun," I swear I heard "Hot, Fly Virgins and a Belly Gun."

It drove me nuts when that song came on because I could not understand what the hell Eddie was talking about! I was sure it was Pelicans or Femme-bots

embarrased

I used to think that Metallica's "exit night, enter light" was "Amstel Light, Amstel Light, walk in never never land" I thought it was a song about getting tanked and having good times!

Anon

i used to think that the lyrics for lady marmalade were: coochy coochy ya ya, moca cocca ya ya. free your lady mama now. moolan voodo say what at my house.
i dint realize i had it wrong till on the bus i was singing with my headphones on and my friend BUSTED out laughing

imh

Similarly to another post here, I thought the lyrics to Madonna's 'Erotic' were 'hey Ronnie, hey Ronnie, put your hands all over my body'. I didn't realise until a couple of years ago what they actually were (I'm 17 now).

Holl

There was a song in the 90's. I don't remember the band but in the chorus, it said "I'm standing by you". I was pretty young then and I loved to watch ice-skating. I used to think the singer said, "Oksana Baiul". I always wondered why he was singing about a skater.

Ram420

my brother used to think that Manfred man sung "ha ha Santa Claus" instead of "ha ha said the clown"
quite rude to laugh at Santa, I thought he would find nothing in his stocking ...

Rixxx

I always thought Celine Dion, in"It's All Coming Back to Me Now," sang..."It was more than all your lousy love." Now I realize she sings, "It was more than all your laws allow." I thought she was just rude !!!

Madeleine

when i heard "livin lavida loca" i thought that it was "living to be thy loco" I found out that that wasn't what it was when i was in the car and my sister asked if i wanted to "live to be her loca" i said no

Anon