there is a song..i don't know by whom. but the chorus is like..." it's a violent pornography. choking chicks and sodomy" my stupid boyfriend thought it was.." it's a violent pornography. drunken chicks inside of me" he is so cute.

katie

One time me and my mom were driving in the car and i was listening to "pawn shop" by sublime, i think. And she flipped out and turned it off because she thought it had said "down here at the porn shop" instead of "down here at the pawn shop"

haha porn shop

The song "American Pie" by Don McLean has the lyrics:

"While Lenin read a book of Marx..."

I thought it was:

"While Lennon read a book of marks..."
Something about John Lennon and a tally sheet or something.

I also thought the next line, instead of "...dirges in the dark" was "Sturgis in the dark", because my dad was a Harley enthusiast.

It also took me awhile to realize that the song was about Buddy Holly (man, alot of people post about him on here).

Amy

one of my favorite aunts thought the lyrics to the song VOLARE was..."..oh lordy, oh oh.."

jim

My friend used to think where it says, "making spirits bright," in jingle bells was:
"making pirates rise."

and about three seconds ago, she thought it was, "making spirts rise," and i thought it was, "making spirits high,"
very much to our surprise, we were BOTH wrong!! hahaha

J master and 'J' lexie

when i first heard kelly clarksons miss independant i thought the chorus went

what happened to my cinnamin bun

but it really went
what happened to miss independant

KeLsIe n AsH RoX 06

when i was a kid, my grandma used to wash my hair for me and she used to sing "Today" to me. it so happened that the shampoo i was using then was "wella blassom", so for a long time, I thought my grandma was praising the shampoo since i mistook "Today, while the blossoms" as "today, wella blassom"

Erin

My sister and I have always loved to sing in the car - and in the early 80's when we used to sing along to the song "True" by Spandau Ballet (from 16 candles soundtrack), we thought it said

I no dis machis choo (in the chorus)
when it really says "I know this much is True"

tb

In the early 90's my aunt Chris thought that the song by EMF entitled "Unbeleivable" really said -
You're ugly boy
where it says "You're unbelievable, OH!"
hahahaha

tb

In the movie "The Little Mermaid," when Ariel sings the song "I Want to be Where the People Are," there is a line that actually goes "bright young women, sick of swimming, ready to run."

I used to think they were saying, "Pregnant women sick of swimming ready to run."

Kelly Dowlin

In the song "Summer Nights" from Grease, when they said "Tell me more, tell me more.", I thought they really said "Tell me boy, tell me boy."

I thought it was strange that the female voices sang "Tell me boy, tell me boy, like, does he have a car?"...

Amanda

My name is Martin. When me and my brother heard Year 3000 by Busted, one of the members, James had sang "went out to the back yard to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys". My brother heard it as "went out to the back yard to find out if it was one of those Martin boys" and thought i was being referred to.

Martin

RHCP- scar tissue

"with birds I share this lonely view"

I always thought it said with birds and shed it's alone with you

me

My parents used to listen to country music all of the time so I knew most songs that came onto the radio. I was convinced that the lyrics to David Lee Murphy's "Dust on the Bottle" said "don't let it fool ya, my wife's inside" instead of "don't let it fool ya, about what's inside"

Anon

There was a song in the charts about 10 years ago... I think it was by Fatboy Slim... The one that went 'everybody needs a bosom as a pillow, everybody needs a bosom' + then there's another bit that repeats several times... Well, I heard it as 'It's the real Sanjeev Bhaskar + he's 45'. Which I knew couldn't be right because I thought Sanjeev Bhaskar was younger than that. So I asked a friend of mine, she said it was 'my dad's a flasher + he's 45.

I still dont' know what it actually was.

Nin

Good Charlotte's song "Young and Hopeless"... I got made fun of MAJORLY for this one. I'm a die hard fan, and know every word of every song... but for some reason, for years now, I've always thought he was singing "Hot days make me hot, nights shade me". Makes sense, right? lol, the actual lyric is "Hard days made me, Hard nights shaped me", and when my friend told me THIS, I was even more confused... why would Joel sing about being "hard"? =( lmao. I didn't understand where the comma was supposed to go, so I thought it was "Hard days made me hard". Hmm.

Mel

I used to think that in The Monkees' "Last Train to Clarksville" they actually sang, "Last train to cocksville". Ew...

Citizen of cocksville

i was probably 6 when i heard that song by rolling stones, taking care of buisness, i used to think they were saying taking care of bisquits. everytime my parents hear it now, theyre reminded of that.

jackie

"I'm blue, I'm a bee on a slide..."

Can anyone guess what song that is? Personally I think it makes more sense that the real lyrics!

Also..."I'm a burger and I'm sitting on a piece of cod..." (A Beggar On A Beach Of Gold)

IT MAKES SENSE!!!

VengeanceGirl333

In Celene Dions song, i think it was called 'think twice' i thought instead of
"it won't stop that sun & rain"
My little probably 8 or 9 year old brain heard
" it won't stop that sodding rain!"

It's sodding snowing here