Actually-my friend Nicole's belief-we started working together and that Billy Idol song "Eyes Without A Face" came on the radio at work and she sang along- how's about a date? instead.-I snickered and she asked me what was so funny-and if those were the wrong words. I told her I was laughing because they were the wrong words and also because I quite often do the same thing. We have been best friends now for over 10 years!!

Candace

at primary school me and some friends thought ace of bace's song wnet "i shot the sun" instead of "i saw the sign"

mr chips

The real chorus to Smooth Criminal is "Annie you ok, your ok, your ok Annie"

What I heard: "Annie rogaine, rogaine, rogaine Annie."

I was thinking he was tactfully trying to tell the girl that she had a bald spot. Age was a smooth criminal and had stolen her hair.

Texas Rocky

When my sister and I were in the car the song, "How Bizzare" came on. We thought it was saying, "Help is on." It wasn't until a couple weeks later I called her and let her know I found out the real words.

Suzie

I used to believe that the lyrics to
"jenny ive got your number, i've got to make you mine, Jenny dont change your number 867-5309" said
"daddy ive got your number, im gonna take you on, daddy dont change your number ....867-5309"

Whitney

I thought in Elton John's Levon, the song said "Count the head-locks on the highway" instead of head-lights.

Mark W.

My dad is a huge AC/DC fan, so I grew up listening to them...a lot. Now, Dirty Deeds is one his all time favorite songs, and I used to think that they said, "Dirty jeans and a thunder jeep," instead of, "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap." And I can still listen to that song and hear my version of it. Try it sometime. It's funny.

skiba

I really and truly thought that Prince was singing "Leroy come on back" instead of "Little Red Corvette" and tried to figure out what sort of friendship Prince had with Leroy and what he did to make him leave

Jujube

In Hermans Hermits "Silhouettes" I used to believe he was singing "let me in or else I'll WEE down your door" when in fact the real words are "let me in or else I'll BEAT down your door"

Celtic

My boyfriend when he was little used to like queen and there was one song they did that went something like "be already,be already" (thats what i thought it was when i was little)or something like that but he used sing "Pee on eric,Pee on eric" He still sings it now!

Samantha

remember that song "tubthumper" by chumbawamba? well, i used to think that they were saying "i get no doubt, but i can over-get it". turns out that they were actually saying "i get knocked down, but i get up again". i felt like a complete idiot when i found the correct lyrics online a few years ago! how i came up with "over-get", i'll never know :D

Anon

When I was in about 5th grade,I always thought that TLC's "Scrub" went "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine,also known as a bustop. Always thinking 'bout what he wants, since I'm his broke ass."it really went"A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass"

Glowworm

i used to think that the song that goes, "my baby's got a secret." went, "my baby's got a seatbelt."

oops

in that song "macho man" I always thought they said "nacho man!" hahah
I always was like.. why would you want to be a nacho man?? O.o
hey .. hey .. hey hey hey nacho nacho man I want to be a nacho man

anoymous

first, i used to think that in elton john's "tiny dancer" when it says "hold me closer, tiny dancer" he was saying "hold me closer tony danza"
also, jimmy eat world's "everything, everything will be alright" i thought was "elephant, elephant will be alright"

wi

I used to think ((Like, one week ago,)) that the words to the Green Day song 'American Idiot', went like this:

'Information, nation, hysteria ...'

When it actually went,

'Information age of hyesteria.'

And I still can't tell if they sing 'Calling out to idiot America!'
or 'Going out to idiot America!'.

Heh. I'm stupid. Yep.

Mallory Maloney

I used to believe that the lyrics to an old song my mum sang were "take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite" !! :)

Megan, Lymington

When I was little the song "Material Girl" by Madonna was on the radio a lot. My hearing must not have been too keen, because for more years than I care to admit I thought the song was called "Cheerio Girl." I kept wondering what, exactly, made one a Cheerio girl : P

FuzzyBlueElf

My friend used to sing a song she loved when she was young. It really goes "I am strong, I am invincible, I am woman...". But she used to sing "I am strong! I am invisible! I am woman!" She thought that being invisible was one of the woman's powers... :)

Anon

When I was little I used to think the TLC song "Waterfalls" actually said 'Go, go, Jason waterfalls.'

And I thought that in the song 'Guys do it all the time" by Mindy McCready the line that said "Get over it, honey" actually said, 'Get over Wayne Gretzsky'

Colette