In smells like teen spirit by nirvana it says:
load up our guns
bring your friends
its fun to lose
and to pretend.
MY VERSION
gang up the tons
bring the dens
grab to a moose
and chew the ends.
RETARDED

Sophia

Just recently, my school's high school dance team danced to Madonna, Material Girl. The original lyrics are,
some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're ok.
My version was,
some boys kiss me, some boys hump me, I think they're so gay.

Anon

when i was little i used to believe that Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" was "Biggie G she's not my lover..." and noone could convince me otherwise!!!! :)

Anon

When I was Younger((ok, not that long ago! I'm 13)), In the song "Dude looks like a Lady" i thought instead of "Dude looks like a Lady" It was "Doin' it like a lady." Last year I found out from my friend how stupid I was!

Sammi

my mom used to belive that the lyrics to 'i belive in miricles" was i belive in milk calls. maybe thats why she didnt like the song!

Anon

Not my belief, but my sisters.
In the Bon Jovi song, when he sings, "Shot by the heart and you're to blame, you gave love a bad name."
She thought he sang, "Shot by the heart, and you're too lame, you gave love a bad name."
What a dummy!

CL

In alien ant farms cover of smooth criminal, i use to think it went like "you could see she... was a nebo, then you ran into the bathroom, you were flushed down, your toilet."

instead of:
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

PS whats a nebo?

snazzy baby knee pads

The song Blue (Da Be Dee) song by Eiffel 65 they actually sing "I'm blue da ba dee da ba dai" or something... I actually first thought they sang, "I'm blue I'm a deed, I'm a diet"

Anon

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
-ACDC

Curly Beans, God Loves Jim
-My best friend as a child

Anon

I always thought that in Billy Joel's "River of Dreams" ( In the middle of the night(middle of the night)
I go walking in my sleep(i go walking in my sleep)
From the mountains of faith(moutains of faith)
To the river so deep)(river so deep)
That the line "to the river so deep" was actually "to the dinosaur feet"

Glowworm

When I was around six, I thought that the opening lyrics to the song Will You Be There by Michael Jackson, which are "hold me like the river Jordon", were "hold me like a pickalick joe-me". I dont' have any idea how I got that, but I remember singing it too all of my parent's friends and wondering why they were laughing.

Allie

A few years back I was totally into Nirvana and used to think the song "I think I'm Dumb" was "African Dome!!!" I still it sing that now!

Anon

When I was little I thought the song I Want Candy by Aaron Carter meant that he wanted candy, to eat. And since i couldn't understand what he was rapping i thought he was singing about different kind of candies.

Helen

I used to think that U2's "Take me to the clouds above" was "take me to the closet love"

Tiana

My brother used to like singing Britney Spear's song 'Hit Me Baby', and he was once singing it and said Hit my baby one more time because thats how he thought the lyrics went! I cracked up laughing after that!

Jess

when I was eight, i used to think the song "Venus", by Bananarama, said:

"Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summer of pity and love
Her penis was so lame...
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your penis, I'm your fire at your desire"

I was like WTF??, I thought It was a song about a girl with a penis!! you know, since it says "she's got it, yeah baby, she's got it"
LOL

lil perv

In the song "I miss you" by Cascada, the first part was: "Remember the time in 1989, when I grew up to see the sign" the first time I heard It, I thought it was "Remember the time when I was 89, when I grew up to suicide" I was like o.o"

then the second time I heard it, I thought it was "Remember the time summer 69, When I grew up to see the light"

It wasn't until later when I saw the lyrics that changed my mind from "cascada died...:("

lol...

Jessie

When I was little I thought Bob Dylan's song "Lay Lady Lay" was called "Lady Elaine" and that he was singing about "Lady Elaine Fairchilde", one of the puppets from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

JS

I thought the Pixies song Gigantic was about the Abominable Snowman. I thought she sang "He piled and piled and piled lips and funk" instead of Hey Paul, lets have a ball.....but I still think of that monster whenever I hear that song.

sjh

I thought that in the Destiny's child song girl went; "In your face, I can see the pain dont try to convince us that your NAPPING" I later found out it was "HAPPY"

m