I used to think the song "Forever in Blue Jeans" was actually about a guy named "Revend Blue Jeans!" Even though it didn't make much sense as a name, I couldn't imagine as a 2-3 yeard-old what the singer was really saying!

Karissa

Instead of Money Money- the huge eighties hit, I to this day only hear "like a pony" and I have never known any of the other words.

Anon

I used to believe that the the Beach Boys Song went "fun fun fun til daddy took the TV away" instead of T-Bird away.

I used to believe that Aerosmith's song Dude Looks Like A Lady was called Do It Like a Lady. I always thought of "doing it" as intercourse so I was ashamed when I found out the lyrics to the song.

I as well thought that Ace of Base's "I Saw The Sign' was I Saw The Sun

Valerie

I thought the lyrics to the Barbie Girl Song by Aqua were "I'm a Barbie girl in a potty world..." Imagine my embarrassment when I saw the actual lyrics.

Sick Freak

my mum used to think that when the song blue (da ba dee) was im goin die in aberdeen im going to die which wasnt very pleasant for her because my brother had just gone to aberdeen uni

georgina

my brother would sing "Because I'm Shaving!!!!!" when the song was "Because I'm Shameless!"

Anon

Okay, this is going to sound weird, but I used to believe that Queen's song "Bohemian Rhapsody" went: "Spare him his life in this monastary" not "Spare him his life from these monstrosities." I only found this out yesterday when I sang my lyrics at the top of my lungs, and I'm 22!

Arcane Jill got Laughed At

I used to think the Lyrics to Tub Thumping were " kissing the night away, kissing the night today" until a minute ago when I read someone elses belief about the song, and how they though along the smae lines...theline is "pissing the night away!

Emelia

Someone wrote...
"in the song SWAY (song 2 in 'sticky fingers' album) by the Rolling Stones, i used to think the chorus went: "It's just that needle I forgot you in its sway", when he (mick jagger) really sings: "It's just that demon life that's got me in its sway"....

Actually my dad, who is a huge Rolling Stones fan, swears that it is "It's just that needle I forgot you're in it's sway." Or at least thats what he heard back in the day...

Anon

In Christina Aguilara's song dirty, I thought that when they said in the beginning "too dirty to clean my act up" that they were saying "too dirty to clean my bathtub"

Anon

When my foreign cousin came to visit from sweden, he used to sing the transformer song, but being a foreigner, he wasn't exactly singing the correct lyrics.
"Transformers...more than meets the eyes" was mutated into "Transformers, owneh weensy eyes...otherwise" Now why he stuck the "otherwise" part in always blew me and my brother away...I guess he figured that since he thought he knew the words, he can add his own twist at the end????????

Anon

In the song "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen, I misheard the line 'And the stiffness in your bones' for 'I've got stiffness in the balls' and I always though it was a very dity song..talking about some guy being hard and all..

Amanda

In the Green Day song Extrordinary Girl there is a line where they sing, 'the regrets are useless in my mind' and i thought it was 'the raindrops are useless in my mind'

Jesi

my dad still says "pour some sugar on my leg" instead of "pour some sugar on me" when we listen to Def Leppard

J.D.

i thought the neil diamond song was "kentucky walnut"...and still kind of do....

waasabi

when my little brother was about 8 he used to sing that song 'put another dime in the jutebox baby' except his verson was more like 'put another diamond in the juice box baby' actually i think he still says that....

kimmy--_>philly

I believed the words to the nursery rhyme were:

It's raining, It's puring
the old man is snoring
He went to bed
with a bucket on his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.

Max

My mum used to the think the song 'Horny' by Mousse T went 'I'm forty, forty forty forty'.

H

I used to think that the song polly wollly doodle all the day went "oh i went down south to see myself" rather than "oh i went down south to see my sal"

Anon

jennifer lopez she sings 'my love don't cost a thing' although i heard....'my love don't come for free' i guess i completely missed the point of that song ey!

mary b