u no the song from thirsty merc, imancipate my self. well instead of singing theres no spirit to find me or no wishing well but im gone with i dont imancipate my self. i sang theres no spirit to find me and no wishing well but im gone if i dont masturbate myself.

muffy

My granparents used to play this Burl Ives tape of children's songs. One of my favorites was "The Donut Song" (watch the donut, not the hole...) I thought Burl was saying "knot" instead of "not". I imagined this little doughnut-person tying knots in a string to cover a hole in the sidewalk.

Will

In the song, "Deal," by Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead), there's a line that goes, "Since you poured the wine for me, I've tightened up my shoes..." I used to think he said, "Since you told the wife on me..." Actually, I like think what I heard makes more sense...oh well...

Shelley

When i heard the song Heart Of Glass(Blondie) i heard this

Yeah, Riding High, My Mother said you were sh*te

i found out the words were

Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light

Omega-Deaf-Fox

When I was about 6 or 7, I had an aunt who would sing Paul McCartny's song Band on the Run, but she would sing Man on the Gun, so I would copy her when I was with my friends and got teased so bad for being so dumb

Patty

in fat man scoop's song where he sings "fat man scoop. crooklyn clan" until only a few months ago i thought it was "fat man scoop. walk the plank"

Anon

There's a song by Wir Sind Helden called Denkmal. It was on radio three years ago a lot. There's a line which I believed to be "Hol den Fahrschein raus" (Take out your ticket for showing it to the ticket inspectors) .. since the song seemed to be about youth culture, graffiti and someone else having conducted illegal or at least public nuisance, it made sense to me perfectly. Until I re-heared the song in full. The line actually is "Hol den Vorschlaghammer (Fedge the sledge).

Rk

I think in the Maroon 5/She will be loved
I know where you hide
I know that you died...
gihigihi

Jonatan Rosenbloom

Bon Jovi's song 'Living on a prayer':
'Oh, we're halfway there, oh oh, living on a prayer'

I thought it was: 'Oh, we're halfway there, oh oh, living on bread' !!

Annie21

I used to think the song "Forever in Blue Jeans" was actually about a guy named "Revend Blue Jeans!" Even though it didn't make much sense as a name, I couldn't imagine as a 2-3 yeard-old what the singer was really saying!

Karissa

Instead of Money Money- the huge eighties hit, I to this day only hear "like a pony" and I have never known any of the other words.

Anon

I used to believe that the the Beach Boys Song went "fun fun fun til daddy took the TV away" instead of T-Bird away.

I used to believe that Aerosmith's song Dude Looks Like A Lady was called Do It Like a Lady. I always thought of "doing it" as intercourse so I was ashamed when I found out the lyrics to the song.

I as well thought that Ace of Base's "I Saw The Sign' was I Saw The Sun

Valerie

I thought the lyrics to the Barbie Girl Song by Aqua were "I'm a Barbie girl in a potty world..." Imagine my embarrassment when I saw the actual lyrics.

Sick Freak

my mum used to think that when the song blue (da ba dee) was im goin die in aberdeen im going to die which wasnt very pleasant for her because my brother had just gone to aberdeen uni

georgina

my brother would sing "Because I'm Shaving!!!!!" when the song was "Because I'm Shameless!"

Anon

Okay, this is going to sound weird, but I used to believe that Queen's song "Bohemian Rhapsody" went: "Spare him his life in this monastary" not "Spare him his life from these monstrosities." I only found this out yesterday when I sang my lyrics at the top of my lungs, and I'm 22!

Arcane Jill got Laughed At

I used to think the Lyrics to Tub Thumping were " kissing the night away, kissing the night today" until a minute ago when I read someone elses belief about the song, and how they though along the smae lines...theline is "pissing the night away!

Emelia

Someone wrote...
"in the song SWAY (song 2 in 'sticky fingers' album) by the Rolling Stones, i used to think the chorus went: "It's just that needle I forgot you in its sway", when he (mick jagger) really sings: "It's just that demon life that's got me in its sway"....

Actually my dad, who is a huge Rolling Stones fan, swears that it is "It's just that needle I forgot you're in it's sway." Or at least thats what he heard back in the day...

Anon

In Christina Aguilara's song dirty, I thought that when they said in the beginning "too dirty to clean my act up" that they were saying "too dirty to clean my bathtub"

Anon

When my foreign cousin came to visit from sweden, he used to sing the transformer song, but being a foreigner, he wasn't exactly singing the correct lyrics.
"Transformers...more than meets the eyes" was mutated into "Transformers, owneh weensy eyes...otherwise" Now why he stuck the "otherwise" part in always blew me and my brother away...I guess he figured that since he thought he knew the words, he can add his own twist at the end????????

Anon