In the song "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen, I misheard the line 'And the stiffness in your bones' for 'I've got stiffness in the balls' and I always though it was a very dity song..talking about some guy being hard and all..

Amanda

In the Green Day song Extrordinary Girl there is a line where they sing, 'the regrets are useless in my mind' and i thought it was 'the raindrops are useless in my mind'

Jesi

my dad still says "pour some sugar on my leg" instead of "pour some sugar on me" when we listen to Def Leppard

J.D.

i thought the neil diamond song was "kentucky walnut"...and still kind of do....

waasabi

when my little brother was about 8 he used to sing that song 'put another dime in the jutebox baby' except his verson was more like 'put another diamond in the juice box baby' actually i think he still says that....

kimmy--_>philly

I believed the words to the nursery rhyme were:

It's raining, It's puring
the old man is snoring
He went to bed
with a bucket on his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.

Max

My mum used to the think the song 'Horny' by Mousse T went 'I'm forty, forty forty forty'.

H

I used to think that the song polly wollly doodle all the day went "oh i went down south to see myself" rather than "oh i went down south to see my sal"

Anon

jennifer lopez she sings 'my love don't cost a thing' although i heard....'my love don't come for free' i guess i completely missed the point of that song ey!

mary b

There's a song that goes "for the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were only freshmen." I was so confused by this when I was little because I thought they were saying "I cannot believe we'd ever die, forty cents, we were only freshmen."

Anon

In the song "All These Things That Ive Done" by The Killers i thought the line was "my erection, well it comes and goes.."

its actually "my affection, well it comes and goes" (!)

anon

when i was younger like junior high school i was really into music and i would make lyric books for my fave songs, I would hand write the lyrics in a notebook...etc. well in the song achy breaky heart by billy ray cyrus in the verse that say myself already knows im not okay (i could not make out this line at all) so i asked my moms help....we came to the conclusion it say "a seperated nose is not ok" LMAO!

gwen

Until a couple of months ago i used to think the song "girls on film" was "girls on wheels" why? i dunno!

catcatcatcattttttt

In the Take that song (originally by the Beegees) 'How Deep Is Your Love' ..there the line "And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love and then softly leave
And it’s me you need to show
How deep is your love"

i thought "and its me you need to show" was " and you really need to shutup!!!"

Brain damaged ex child

I used to think the part in Madonna's "music" that goes, "music makes the bourgeiouse and the rebel..." actually went "Music makes the bushwa plebes have the rhythm..yea" I didn't know what "plebo" meant back then but now i do, so that makes it alot more funny now..
lol.

Julio (jk it's Juliette...again)

I used to think the words of Musical Youth's song "Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side" were "Arzy dodgy on the left-hand side".

Alan, Sheffield

In r.e.s.p.e.c.t by aretha franklin i thoguth instead of 'take care, TBC' i thought she was singing about TCP! you know the anticeptic stuff, i don';t know why i thought she was singing about it but i don't know what TBC is anyways.

war against TCP

When I was 3 I heard a song (I forget what it's called but I still hear it all the time) and I thought it said "I don't wanna weigh too much for the weigher."

sam

I was about 15 when the song Video Killed the Radio Star was hot. I could not understand what this song was all about. Of course, I knew what a radio star was, because i had astronomy as a hobby. And a video was a device to record tv shows.
The English lyrics were truely incomprehensible to me, although at the time i accepted the fact that it's ok for lyrics not to make much sence.

Willem

I used to think that "Dancing queen" by the BeeGees went like this:
Dancing Bean, fell the touch of my tangerine!

oops.

Zanny