I know I am not the only one who used to sing John Mayer's 'your body is a wonderland' as ' alice in wonderland'

Miss Heard

I believed that the homecoming queen in 'Daydream Believer' was a queen, and she was coming home.

Teman

Once while I was going somewhere with a friend and my sister the song "Blurry" by "Puddle Of Mud" started playing on the radio so me,my sister and my friend started to sing it. (We liked the song obviously.) But while me and my singer were singing the song correctly:
(It said :"Everything's so blurry and everyone's so fake and everybody's empty and everything is so messed up...")
my friend was singing the complete opposite of the song:
(She said:"Everything so perfect,everything so right..." And god knows what else...)And man did we make fun of her for it!!! Ha ha.

Christina

You the song, 'This is how you remind me', by, 'Nickleback'?

My friend thought he was, 'Tired of living like a black man'. XD

Anon

My Brother thought that thelyrics to the Who song, Who are you, were "Blue Walrus: needless to say, I can no longer listen to the song without thinking of him singing the song!

Jessika

My boyfriend is always making up his own silly versions of songs, but the best one I've heard so far was his rendition of 'Wannabe' by the spice girls because instead of the real lyrics, which are.

If you wanna be me lover
ya gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever
Friendship never ends

He sang....(wait for it)

If you wanna be my plumber
Ya gotta have a monkey wrench
Fixin pipes forever
Flooding never ends

This he followed up with....

Send your buddies down and buy us all a round.

And the Zig a Zig ah bit he sang as...

I wanna, I wanna really, really.........big fat cigar!

Pauline Stone (Bolton)

The song 'Sway' by Bic Runga, goes like this

"Indeed, its time I tell you why, I say it's infinitely True..."

For years I was singing,

"Indeed, its time I tell your why, I say its in from the kitchen."

Sam

in Rhianna's song umbrella it says "you can stand under my umbrella ella ella aye aye" an di thought it said "You can be mine forever ever ever aye aye aye"
lol
Silly me!

Ummi

There is a song by Eminem called Mockingbird. The lyrics to part of it go "stiffen that upper lip up little lady...." Well I thought Eminem just made up a beat to throw in the song and I heard "stiffa nada bump neck little lady" It was only after my younger sister informed me that I knew otherwise

JewLea

when i was little i thought that in bryan adams song 'summer of 69',
he actually said 'smells like sex tonight'
i got very embarrassed when it came on the radio

Vitor rodrigues

Come on, let's play Monopoly, cash fun and renting property... That is really cash fun and RITZY property!

Monopoly

I heard "bend me, shake me" when it was really "bend me, shape me"

Anon

when i was a child i always thought the the first line of the song 'run to me' by The Bee Gees was ''if ever you have got brain in your heart''! i used to think it's a song by count dracula (god knows why) who asks everybody to run to him whenever somebody has 'brain in their heart'!

nowhere

When I recently first heard Incubus's "A Kiss to Send us off" I was convinced they were telling the listener to "Kiss an Elephant!"

joana

instead of "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" we thought it was "dirty deeds dunder cheese."

instead of "pour some sugar on me" we thought it was "hot town juvenille love"

instead of "tainted love" we thought it was "chains in love"

instead of "maybe im the one" we thought it was "baby on the wall"

instead of "shut the door baby" we thought it was "sugar plum fairy"

instead of "tainted love" we thought it was "chains in love"

Anon

Gwen Stefani's What You Waiting For?

Lyric: Take a chance you stupid hoe

What I hear: Take a chance when you get home

Anon

In the Green Day song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" there's a line that goes:
"My shadow's the only one who walks beside me"
I thought it was:
"No child's the only one who walks beside me"
I could not quite figure this one out. I thought it might mean that the only one who walked beside him was an adult...or maybe not...i was very confused until i found out the correct lyrics.

Hannah P.

"Sunglasses at Night" - real lyrics:

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no

I just looked up the lyrics when I realized that my idea was probably wrong. I heard:

Don't masturbate with the guy in shades
oh no

joana

I used to believe that the lyrics to The Christmas Song were "... and so, I'm offering this simple phrase to kids FROM ROOM 292..." the number of the room in which my elementary school music class took place.

Rebecca

When I was about 5 I used to think that the song "Another one bites the dust" by Queen was about dust bunnies that needed to be swept up in the corner.

viola