I used to think the song Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith said "Do the f***kin' lady" intead of "Dude looks like a lady"

The Embarassed One

When I was little, I used to think that a line in Wilson Phillips' "Reckless" went "I want to be a horse's breakfast" as opposed to "impulsive, reckless." I couldn't figure out why anyone would want to be a horse's breakfast. Suicide perhaps?

Garth Brooks' "Shameless".... I thought it was "Shavin'".

Don't know who sings it, but my friend thought the funk song "Doin' the Butt" was actually "Do it in the Butt." HUGE difference!

Absent Reasonable Logic

"On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 french hens,
2 turtle dogs,
and a partridge in a pear tree!"

The moment that the rest of my family figured out I had the words wrong was captured with my Fisher-Price tape recorder. I still have the cassette.

ashamed

The Madonna song 'Life is a mystery' always sounded like 'life is a mysery' to me.

Del

I thought the line in "America the Beautiful" that went "Four purple mountains, majesty among the fruited plain" was "Four purple mountains, najesties, above the fruited plate."

It made sense to me. A plate with fruits.

Shirley B.

When Eminem first came out my mom listened to his song Ï think ym dads gone crazy" or w/e the name is.. And she thought it said "I love my hair", dont know how she got that, but she did.. And whenever she sings it we laugh at her and she's like "What?"

MellisaButtButt(Soap)

i use to beleive that the song"My baby loves me cadallic style" Was " my baby loves me blackalack stlye. I would run around for hours singing that song and would not let anyone correct me!

Carolyn

CANT BELIEVE THAT I'M A FOOL AGAIN I THOUGHT THIS LOVE WOULD NEVER END HOW WAS I TO KNOW YOU NEVER TOLD ME.
BABY YOU SURE LOOK GORMY
SHOULD BE: BABY YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME

JOHN MARSHALL

in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"

Steped

i used to believe that in the song "a whole new world" from aladdin the words went like this: unbelievable skies. indescribable feeling. soaring tumbling relieving thru a necklace diamond sky!! im 16 and i JUST found out i had been singing it wrong for year just a few months ago!

skipper

I used to live in the Southern states and there was a soda named 'Mello Yello', when I heard Donovan's song "Mellow Yellow," I thought he was singing "They call me Mello Yello" and I stopped drinking Mello Yello forever.

Anon

The song "Mayberry" by Rascall Flatts. I always thought it was "i've been sleepin..." instead of "I miss Mayberry..." How dumb can ya get?!

obvious blonde southern girl!

I used to think the song "Englishmen In New York " which goes,
"I'm an alien,
I'm a legal alien;
I'm an Englishman in New York." was "I'm an idiot, im a leagal idiot, jumping in your yard"

someone from somewehre

In the Roxy Music record, Lets stick together", I thought the words "consider our child" were consider "Rothschild". I couldn't understand why they were signing about wine

BJ

When my sister and I where young, we used to sing in the 'Imagination' song 'Just an Illusion': 'pudding in je bek', what is Dutch for 'pudding in your mouth' instead of 'could it be that'.

Evelyn

You know that oldies song that goes
"Come on peope now smile at your brother everybody get together try to love one another"
well when i was little i always thought it went
"Come people now smile your booger everybody get together try to love one another".
It was so funny hearing me sing it when I was little lol.

brenda

In Dave Matthew's "Sattelite," the original line is "Winter's cold spring erases" but somehow, even though I was in college at the time, I convinced myself it was "Winter's Come, survey says..." No more Family Feud for me...

Liz

On the song "The Candle" by King Diamond at the beginning there's this 'chant' and i thought it said "Seven years of love And the candle mark can be left undone,the candle must burn again and planes must follow the holy fame so burn, burn, burn, and free the spirit from its Jane" but it really said "7 Years Have Gone, It Can No Longer Be Left Undone, the candle must burn again and pain must follow the unholy flame so burn, burn, burn, and free the spirit from its chain."

Cissy

Bohemian Rhapsody again Beelzeebub, has the devil put a sack on me? on me, on me

Anon

in outkast's song that goes "im sorry ms jackson oooo i am fo real.. never meant to make ya daughter cry i apolagize a trillion times.."
i thought it said" i apologize the truth to tie

karmcole