I thought in the opening of gone in 60 seconds the movie the song was bring sally up bring sally down when it was really "Green sally up Green sally down" Ive been singing it wrong until i found it on a lyrics page.

Robbie Starr

I grew up on rock and roll, so imagine my surprise when, at 23, I found out that the ACDC song was dirty deeds done dirt cheap and not thirty thieves and the thunder chief

Kate

on the radio, instead of "I've got chills. they're multiplying," from GREASE, some guy sang "I;ve got shoes, they're made of plywood." well, i guess its no wonder that he's "losing control" :-)

d

My Aunt used to believe that the lyrics that the Bee Gess were singing in "More than a Woman" were, "Bald Headed Woman"

Domo

I used to believe that the lyrics to that song from grease, your the one that i want (you know the one)were
"your the wizard of oz, oh oh ah ah"
instead of
"your the one that i want ooh ooh ooh yeah"

teneille eats socks

I read on here that someone misheard the lyrics to Paul McCartney's Mull of Kintyre... I always thought he was singing about a "Mullicking Tyre" I never thought to ask what "Mullicking" was, I guessed that they obviously made tyres, kinda like Michelin?

Rosey

I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"

Malcolm Lover

My boyfriend always thought the song in the film Greece said "I got shoes, thet're multiplying" He imagined a wardrobe with hundreds of shoes spilling out!

Viv

i dont know what song this was, but there was sometihng like "precious and few are the moments we two can share" and i heard "precious and few are the moments, sweet toucan Cher" i thought of some guy singing it to some female toucan named cher...

Toucan Cher

For ages I think I and many others thought that Kenny Rogers sung "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with 300 children and a croc in the field".

Actually "3 hungry children and a crop in the field" I believe it was.

Gif

my husband thought that the Simon and Garfunkel song Mrs Robinson was
"its a little secret mrs robinsons' a bear" instead of the
"its a little secret just the robinsons' affair."...
and used to joke around with people named robinson about their wives being bears!! they were like-- HUH??!!

Anon

I used to think Bruce Springsteins song, "I'm the Nothin man", was "I'm the muffin man"....who knew?

Toothfairy

I used to believe that the real lyrics in Cristina Aguilara's "Genie in a bottle" was:
I'm a piggy in a bible, baby

Unusual being

When my daughter was about 6 or 7, Ronnie Milsap had a song that said, "You tear my plans apart" she heard and sang it as, "You tear my pants apart."

Oh, my daughter is now 31 (almost) and found your site first. She knows I'm telling this on her.

Gerry Hollingshead

I thought the lyrics in Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" said:

"Your cat flap needs a new pen pal" instead of "You can't plant me in your penthouse"

Anon

I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"

Anon

Song: Betty Davis Eyes

I used to think that instead of the lyrics "she's got Betty Davis eyes" it said "she's got better taste in guys".

Anon

I used to think that Robert Palmer was singing "you might as well face it, you're a dickhead in love." instead of the real lyrics which are "...you might as well face it, you're addicted to love."

Milly

In Grease's Summer Nights, I thought Danny and Sandy had stayed out 'tilting a clock', as opposed to 'till 10 o'clock.'

i thought it was just what kids used to do for kicks...

Anon

In the song 'all star' the one line that is "she was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead" i thought it was "in the shape of an elk on her forehead" and for 4 years every time i head that song i thought to myself, how do you make an elk using two fingers? finally i asked my dad how, and he laughed at me.

Abby