My friend Jenn just admitted that she thought the Cher song "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" was Gypsies, Chimpanzees.

still laughing

The Elvis song Viva Las Vegas I used to think it said "people love bagels" and i used to think that song secret agent man was secret Asian man. I pictured a Chinese guy hiding under a bed somewhere. Also that one song 60s song that goes "you were my first love" still sounds like "you are my fish line"

michelle

i used to think that the lyrics to 'the final countdown' went: 'we're heading to be nice' instead of 'we're heading to venus' if u listen they do say 'venus' a bit weirdly!!! i thought it was such a nice song haha!

ally

A country song I heard on the radio, I forget the name of(I think it was "you picked a good time to leave me _____"),When the guy said with 4 hungry kids,I thought he said 400 kids,and my eyes pooped out of my head a the thought of 400 kids.

silver

in the greenday song ' watsername' the song goes "thought i ran into u down on the street/then it turned out to only be a dream" i was convinced it said "then it turned out to only be a freak!"
i still think my version sounds better.

sonia

I used to believe that in the Christmas song "Winter Wonderland" that the words were "later on, we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire" instead of "later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire." I would get some chuckles by family members when we would sing this song. Even though know the real words now, I still prefer to sing it my way.

AnnO

No word of a lie and boy do I feel stupid now = I always thought that the song that says " Doo Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do" said "Do what daddy did to mommy to make me"

Jacqui

I thought for years that the line "four calling birds" in The Twelve Days of Christmas was really "four collie birds." I used to picture a bunch of little winged collie dogs flying around.

Mandi

When I was little my mom had a Lion King soundtrack tape that we used to play in the car. I loved that tape and sung it at the top of my lungs! In the song HAKUNA MATATA it says "It's our problem-free philosophy!" and I would belt at the top of my lungs "It's our problem-free: with lotsa peas!". My mom always got a kick outta it.

K8E

Up until I was about 12 or 13 I thought this was strange. Jimi Hendrix didn't seem to be gay to me but I thought well musicians could say anything they wanted. I just thought it was weird that he would say 'scuse me--while I kiss this guy' ??

judd

I used to the think the song ' damn, I wish I was your lover' by Sophie B Hawkins went: "Damn, I wanna shovel your love up"

loser

I used to think that the words to a country song, instead of being the correct version of "Boot, scoot, and boogey." was "boot scoot and booger."
I grossed my mom out and couldn't figure out why:)

Kristen

In a song by Michael jackson he sings "your burdens I will bear" I thought he sung "your burgers are the best". I couldn't understand why he was talking about burgers!

sarah

One week before christmas I asked my mom, where we could get a "Partriginipear" Tree since there was a song about it I thought it was a must have kind of tree, for the season to get started. Mom and I argued for what seemed to be about 20 minutes, where she clearly explained about a partridge bird , in a pear tree.

erika24

I think we all thought this when we were little: I use to sing: (Madonna, Material Girl)

Living in a m'cheerio world
And I am a m'cheerio girl
You know that we are living in a m'cheerio world
And I am a m'cheerio girl

M'cheerio Girl

As a teen in the 90s, I loved to listen to 70s rock - and one of my favorite songs to sing was "Big Old Fat Carolina" (Steve Miller Band's, "Big Ol' Jet Airliner"). A year later when I found out the actual lyrics, it wasn't so fun to sing anymore... heh.

Apologies to Ms. Carolina

I thought the lyrics to 'You gotta be' would say 'You've got a budweiser' instead of 'you gotta be wiser' Hee hee.

Shay

I used to think Ashlee Simpson's song L.O.V.E. went 'ello, 'ello, 'ello can you hear me. I had know clue y she was singing about phones...

Amanda

Whe my friend's daughter was 3 or 4 she used to think the Eminem song "Without Me" that starts "Two trailerpark girls go round the outside" actually went "Two trailerpark girls get brownie outside, brownie outside"...living in a trailer park, this was very exciting for her! haha!

jen

I thought that in Paul McCartney & Wings 'Live and Let Die' it went 'What does it matter to ya/ When you got a job to do, you gotta do it well/.. You gotta give the other fella HEAD'... I remember wondering what Linda had to say about this, and why a star in McCartney's position (pun intended) should have to do that anyway...

Spooky