This is not my belief, but my 11 yr. old daughters. She has a neighborhood friend who takes guitar lessons and since I play as well , she ask me if I could play "slow cousin Walter"! Without hesitation I said yes , then I realized what she had asked me , I tried to correct her but my laughing kept me from doing so! I'll never hear Smoke on the Water the same again!

Scott

i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!

Anon

I must have been about eight, and in the song that goes "Do the Hustle!" I thought it said "Junior Hot Dog!" and was singing it very loudly one day when my sisters heard me and burst out laughing.

Anon

When I was little, and my mom listened to the oldies stations a lot, I used to think the song 'Signs' said 'And the sign said long-eared hippie people eating all the pie.'

Anon

I used to believe the line of the song "Wish I had an Angel" by Nightwish that went "Drunken disguise changes all the rules..." was "Drunk candy skies changes all the rules..." I thought the singer, the person who wrote it or the person it was about was on drugs.

I also thought the line of "Holiday" by Greenday that was "Just 'cause because we're outlaws yeah..." went "Just cause because we're out of gas..." I always laughed at that since it didn't make sense to me why they would pulverize the Eiffel towers because of that.

Julia

Somebody else submitted something about what their mother thought the lyrics to "I Predict A Riot" (Kaiser Chiefs) were.

Well, my mum thought they were "I've got Tourette's".

Beth

I ued to believe, in the song 'whiskey in a jar' that in the chorus, it was actuallly 'Whiskey and Angina!'
I wondered what the point of the qwhole song was about.

Bells scottish

I thought the first line to the Starspangled Banner was "Oh say can you see
By the donzer lee light?"

I figured a donzer was a lamp or something.

Sin D

Once I was listening to theradio in the 80's and I heard a kid call and request Rock me in my Desk (Rock me Amadeus)

jjflamingo

In the song "All Downhill From Here" by New Found Glory they say:
"Reoccuring episodes with each and every kiss"
and I really thought they had said:
"Reacurring apathy with each and every kiss"

I kind of like my version better. :B

Deposit Apathy Here

I used to believe that Donna Summers wasn't singing "She works hard for the money," but rather "she was hot for the money." Yeah. I used to think that the song was about a gold digger.....

Anon

I used to think:

Prince's song "Little Red Corvette" was actually "Ring me collect"

The song Karma Chameleon says "with golden dreams" I thought it was "Red corn and Beans"

In Glycerine by Bush there is a line that says "my old friend fear and you and me", I thought it was "my old friend Phil and you and me"

Kristina

Well ya know that song by Brittany Spears, Oops I did it again?
Well the song goes like this:Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

I thought it said: Oops you think im a dove
gonna sing from my heart
my names not vincent

Too embaressed to tell

When she was young, my aunt used to think that the Beatles song 'The girl with kaleidoscope eyes' went 'The girl with kaleidos goes by'. She must've thought that 'kaleidos' was some sort of ailment.

Maddy

When I was younger I overheard my two brothers arguing over the lyrics of a song. One was sure it was "Werewolves of Thunder" and the other was certain it was "Where was London". I had to correct them both, once I stopped laughing. The song, of course, Werewolves of London.

Well, they were both HALF right.

Anon

when i was younger i thought the words to "paint me a birmingham" by tracy lawrance
was paint me a bruning ham. and i did not understand why he wanted it or wanted to plan that ethier...

dakota-dosen't like burnt ham.

I thought the REM song Stand said "Stan's in the place where you live" I guess I thought it was about a stalker

Brittany

As children, my brother and I loved the song, "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. The line, "with two cats in the yard" was misinterpreted by us...we loudly sang, "with two cats in the ARMY!" every time the song was played. It never made sense to me why two cats would enlist in the army, or why the family the belonged to would ship them off to war.

Liz

My teen-aged daughter would sing the lyrics of Shirley Murdocks "As we lay" song...the part goes ...as we slept the night away...She thought she was saying "as we swept the night away" which makes sense only if you are having an affair with a janitor.

laura

The song, "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore", I used to think was
"When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie, it's a meringue"

Miranda