I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"

Anon

The song "Living Off the Wall": where he sings "just enjoy yourself", I used to think it was "just control yourself".

Laurie

I used to think that "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" went: "Wake Me Up Before It's Over"

Anon

My friend used to think the song criticize said 'Don't criticize my eye brows'
She was really embarrassed when her mum told me this, I actually think her lyrics is better than the real song!!

Hannah

Again my mum thought the song "Blue Velvet" by Bobby Vinton, was "She wore blue, Melvin." instead of the correct lyrics "She wore Blue Velvet " lol

Anon

My 3 year-old nephew was singing Bob the Builder, but instead of the real words that are....

Scoop, Muck, and Dizzy
Roly too, ....

He sang....

Too f***ing busy,
Rolly too...

He was walking around the house one day, and his mother and I both looked at each other and said "WHAT did he just say?!?"

Ally

Singing at the top of my lungs (off key & voice cracking) into my boyfriend's ear.to a fave song by Queen: I sang

'Beelzebub has a cupboard put aside for me'

When he recovered from his attack of hysteria, he told me the real words. which are:

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...

Thing is tho, I still sing this version.

Anon

hot chocolate's I believe in miracals, my hubby sings, " I can see my genitals, i wear no pants, i let them swing"!! Although he knows its wrong, it always has us in fits!!

Anon

I was working in an overnight child care center while majoring in music, and was preparing to conduct the Vivaldi Gloria and Kyrie, and I'd been listening to the recording while the children (I thought) slept, and practicing conducting One section of the Gloria is "Et in Terra Pax Hominibus" (And on Earth, Peace to All Men),.

One of my 4 yr olds asked me if we could sing the "Bus song"-when I asked him what he meant, he sang "It's a terrible piece, oh Minibus!"





One of my 4 yr

Anon

My boyfriend told me when he was younger, he was listening to "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" with another child. The line that says "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes" played, and my boyfriend sang it right but his playmate said "The girl with colitis goes by." I laughed for an hour or so.

Kaylee

I used to think that the line, "She takes just like a woman" in Bob Dylan's 'Just Like A Woman' was, "She tastes just like a woman."

Needless to say I was appalled at the fact that one of my favorite singers had a taste for human flesh.

Anna

In the song 'Ironic'...the line "An old man turned ninety-eight"...my boyfriend thought it was "Milkman turned ninety-eight"...and also "Free ride when you've already paid"...he thought was "Creamy white on your roll everyday"...what's ironic about that? HA!

Mike-n Joe

I thought when i was like nine in the song allstar by smashmuth went like this.
Hey no your a rockstar,get the show on get laid.
So when i sung that in front of my family and friends they made me wash my mouth with soap.
Not my fault lol

Austin yah

I used to believe in a My Chemical Romance song, that there was a hidden, racist message.

The actual lyric:
"I wear this on my sleeve."

I stupidly heard:
"I work you like my slave."

Yoko (Village Idiot)

When I use to listen to the song 'Wings of Love', I used to think the line 'Only the two of us together flying high' was 'Only the two of us to give a flying eye'.

I love music lots

Ya'know the song Lonely by Akon, well I just realized a few days ago that the lyrics are "I've got nobody, and I'm all on my own." I always thought they were "I've got no body", as in a head without a body.....

Anon

The Macy Gray song, 'I try' has a line that says...My world crumbles when you are not here' but for years I was convinced it was 'I wear googles when you are not here'

Tracy

You sexy thing-Hot Chocolate
What the real lyrics are: "I believe in miracles"
What I heard: "I believe in marigolds"
Silly me!

Mary Marigold

I used to believe that the Neil Diamond song "Forever in Blue Jeans" was about a guy named "Reverend BlueJeans." I only found out my mistake recently when I was watching a comedian on TV, who was joking that he used to think the same thing. I sat there perplexed for a few moments trying to figure out his joke.

Ted

My wife thought these were the lyrics: "I want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day"
Hey, even rock stars need to take a break now and then.

Mark D