"Wella taco body, taco body, taco body, taco body...Taco-bot, taco-bot, taco-bot moovin"

OR

"Well-a talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it...Talk about, talk about, talk about moovin"

-Funkytown by Lips, Inc.

the original Taco-bot

When I was about 5, I thought the song by Tina Turner..'What's love got to do with it,' was 'What's love Dr. Doolittle,' I thought it was so cool that she would sing a song about a guy that talked to animals.

elle

My friend's little brother, Drew, thought the song "You're the One that I Want" from Grease was "You're the one in the boat".

Patty

I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.

Bilz

In Music by Madonna I used to sing Music makes the bourgouise live forever rather than music makes the bourgouise and the rebel.
I never did understand why it would only affect the rich!

Liz

I used to believe that in The Killers "Mr. Brightside" that instead of "Open up my eager eyes" he said "Open up my ears and eyes", until one day my sister started cracking up lauging at me and told me what it really was.

Erin

My across the street neighbor (who was about 7 at the time) swore up and down that the words to Travis Tritt's song "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" went "I spilled tea all over you and me"... you couldn't convince her otherwise.

She also thought that song "Mi Vida Loca" by Pam Tillis went "...I take corners onto hills" instead of "I take corners on two wheels" (a little geographically challenged I think) and "it's a never ending circus ride, we know farts need not apply"... instead of "faint of heart need not apply". I suggested she just turn off the radio and never listen again.

Amy

i used to think that the song 'cotton eyed joe' was called ' grandpa joe'!
after singing it i front of every1 at my auntys wedding, my sister kindly pointed out the real words. people still laugh at me whenever they hear that song!

rachel

I used to believe that In Pink Floyd's The Wall the lyrics were, "The Dukes of Hazard in the classroom." The actual lyrics are "The doctors have us in the classroom."
Ok, can you tell I was born in '74?!

nicolette

Beatles - Ticket To Ride

"She's got a chicken to ride
She's got a chicken to ri-hi-hide
She's got a chicken to ride
And she don't care
My baby donkey..."

Santa Puncher

We used to think Kirsty Mc Call's Theirs a Guy Works Down the Fishshop swears he's Elvis, He's a liar and I'm not sure about You.- was-There's a guy works down the fish shop wears his helmet, he's alive but I'm not sure about you.

sarah

The song by Alanis Morissette, I don't remember the name, but the real line is "It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me you, you, you oughta know"
But I always thought she said "It's not fair to deny my of the 'cross-eyed' bear the you gave to me" So I pictured a cross-eyed teddy bear.

Kristen

My friend Cindy's mom thought the Beatles song Lucy in the Sky with diamonds said "the girl with colitis goes by " rather than "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

jjflamingo

Somebody to love by queen actually says the line
'I spend all my years in believing you'
it is NOT
'i spit on my ears and believe in you'
like i used to think.
oops.

CharleyMac

I used to be a digimon freak when I was a kid... and in one of the songs they sing, "gonna make your plans and fly"

...

amazingly I heard, "I think my plant just died"

Anon

In the Fall Out Boy song "Of all the Gin Joints in The World" I could have sworn the line
"And, oh, the way your make up stains my pillowcase"
was actually
"And, oh, the way you make me seize my pillowcase"
I have no idea why though. Maybe Patrick Stump is in to smothering people?

May F

In the song "Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging" by Fall Out Boy, I thought the lyrics went:
"Is this more than you want to forget?"
when they really go:
"Is this more than you bargained for yet?"
I didn't know until I had looked up the lyrics one day!

Another one..I was listening to the song "Niki FM" by Hawthorne Heights and I thought they said:
"Solitude, black and white"
when they were saying:
"The silence in black and white" Until I was singing the song and my friend pointed it out. Then she laughed at me, but told me that she thought the same thing at first!

Last one..In the HIM song "Join Me" I thought that he was saying:
"So won't you join me in there"
when the lyrics really went:
"So won't you join me in death"
It was kind of funny. I realised my mistake when I found out the full song title was Join Me
(In Death) and was pondering the lyrics. hehe.

Remember dinosaurs and pink penguins knock your socks off. Rawr. :]

Deposit Apathy Here

as it is nearly the world cup i will use a world cup song that i misheard lyrics to
with the song "3 Lions" by the lightning seeds i used to think that they were singing "3 lines on a shirt" and not the more obvious choice of lyrics "3 LIONS on a shirt"

Andy

I'm not even sure of the name of the song but I know that I used to sing:

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hundred children and not a crop in the field"

But the actual lyrics were:

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field"

Believe me, my parents used to have me sing that for people all of the time!

Oh yeah, and I used to mess up Jingle Bells too, I'd sing it "horpin snorpin sleigh"

Brittany

when I was little I overheard my father call my mother sexy, so I asked my mum what sexy meant she looked embarassed and told me that it was a naughty word and I should nt use it. The following day I asked my mum what Maging meant, she gave me a funny face and told me she did nt know, I thought it must be another naughty word. Infact I thought that it was a dirty word for years to come. I had heard the Gary Glitter song:
Do you wanna be a maging maging maging
Do you wanna be a maging oh ya

Teresa