When I first heard Bananarama's song Venus, I thought they were singing "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, Your desire."

And on the beauty commercials too, I thought the females were singing about a male body part.

Anon

When the song Hey Ya by Outkast came out and I first heard the verse that says, 'shake it like a polaroid picture' I thought they were saying 'shake it like a porn star' Oops:)

Elle

I used to think that in the song "Shameless" by Garth Brooks, he was singing "I'm SHAVIN'" instead of "I'm shameless"...

Manda

Kiss' song "I wanna rock and roll all night" - I thought it was "...and part of every day" (instead of "and party every day").

Also, Bruce Cockburn's song "If I had a rocket launcher" - I thought it was "if I had a rockin' lawn chair" (the next lyric is "some son of a b**ch would die" - odd!)

liz

When I was little and at Skateland (a place to rollerskate where they had music, and sometimes you could suggest songs) I heard this song called "poop that ass" so i really liked the beat so I suggested it. the Dj laughed at me, and clueless, i left to skate. In 6th grade I now know its Whoop there it is.

LIZZIE

I used to believe that the Offspring song "No Brakes" went "Tell Ballaws there is something singed always waiting for and waiting for the morning" instead of "Down below, there's a pile of sin, always waiting for and waiting for a warning."

Ballaws

When i was about 9, i used to love the song "Pure and Simple" and i was always dancing around the house singing it. And one day my brother goes to me "what are you saying?" and i go "Coz your my Sample! I'll be there for you, Your my Sample gona be there!"

Nix

Maybe i should have categorized this as a "rude bit", but its a misheard lyric after all.
I remember hearing Lenny Kravitz' "Dig In" for the first time. The chorus goes like this:

Once you dig in
You'll find it coming out the other side
And once you dig in
You'll find you'll have yourself a good time

Im no pervert but i thought he sang "want your d*ck in" (you know the word, but not allowed to write it)... That makes the chorus go like this:

Want your d*ck in
You'll find it coming out the other side
Want your d*ck in
You'll find you'll have yourself a good time

I thought to my self: Lenny Kravitz isn't gay, is he?

Morten Vestergaard

In the Labryrith(dunno spelling) David Bowie song 'Dance Magic',I thought the lines "Slap that baby,make it breathe!" were "Slap that baby,make it pee!".Oh what a laugh me and my friends have now.

Sarah

Stephen Stills wrote a popular song called "Love the One You're With". I still burst our laughing when I think of my little sister singing "bon ja won ja wit" at the top of her lungs.

Anon

When I was a kid I was completely convinced that Sade's "Smooth operator" was "Ooh of the red eye".

Brookstar78

My husband still has a hard time hearing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" without singing the perceived alternate lyrics - "what in the world can they eh-stun".

I laugh and laugh at him.

Anon

My best friend only recently found out that the Barry Manilow song "looks like We Made it" was not "Looks like tomatos" She is thirty-three!

phlorada

In Otherside by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I could've sworn they sang "the ostrich is full and its spilling my guts."

The real line is "the ashtray is full and I'm spilling my guts". Oops.

JK

A former girlfriend used to believe the lyrics to "Big Old Jet Airliner" were "Figaro gave me a lighter" and my younger sister believed the lyrics to Eric Clapton's song "Alibis" were "I love flies."

Bob

Up until they were at least five years old, my twin brothers used to sing the song "Down by the Bay" like this:

"Down B'idi bay, wereda watasgrowwww, bata home wilgo, mama do mama saaaay!"

Anon

In the Song "In Your Eyes" I always used to believe that when Peter Gabriel sand "In your eyes, the lige the heat your eyes, I am complete" I thought that he said "in your eyes the light the heat your eyes, your smelly feet" and I was corrected about this 2 days ago...my 17th birthday

Sylvia

the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...

sally

The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?

music lover

My sister, at age 7, used to think the lyrics to the song "Born Free" went like this: Born free, as free as a Win-dow.

packer