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Thunder is the sound of God bowling

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I always thought thunder was the angels in heaven playing bowling and lightning was the lights going crazy because an angel got a strike.

Kate
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I always thought that when there was thunder during a storm, it meant that either God was really mad or he was bowling. I thought that when it was raining that angels were crying.

Dana
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When I was six or seven, thunder was obviously angels bowling on our roof. I thought it was very disrespectful of them, especially when they bowled at night when I was trying to sleep.

Kiwi
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When I was little i was told that The thunder and lighting was god bowling
i was always scared that the bowling ball was going to fall on me
To this day i'm still scared of storms

Heather
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whenever it was lightning out, my dad would tell me that God was bowling up in heaven.

Anon
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when i was 5 i said that when it rained it was god taking a shower when it thundered he was bowling, and when there was lightning he was playin with a flashlight.

unknown
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I used to believe that God was bowling with the angels when there was thunder and lightning meant he got a strike.
Also that when you see a ray of sunlight peeking through the clouds at a distance that He was taking souls to be soldiers in Heaven...still sounds good to me.

Anon
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i had a fear of thunder storms at the age of three my mother always told me tje flasked lightning is the angel start the bowling the ball then u hear the thunder is the strike and now i love to hear the thunderstorm. no matter how disasterous they may be more the fun

Signbrat
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I used to believe that when it rained, god was either watering flowers or taking a shower, when there was thunder god was bowling and when it snowed god was rubbing dandruff off of his hair!(I was about six when I learned what really causes weather)

lobs
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I used to believe thunderstorms were bowling in heaven

Anon
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when i was 7 my mommy told me that thunder was God bowling. and that lightning was the flashy lights when you get a strike! 10 years later.. the other day, my boyfriend told my that thunder is god taking a picture of you, and the lightning is the lash. yeah, we're not 7 anymore!

Stephie.
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My dad used to tell me thunder was when god was bowling and got a strike.I also thought lightening was when god turned on a lamp.

Anon
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I use to believe that thunder was God and the angels bowling. When I got a little bit older, I thought it was when clouds ran into each other.

Jessica
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When I was little I was terrified of thunder, so my cousin told me it was Jesus and God bowling...only we made it more elaborate than that. They were on a team against the Roman Gods (I had an obsession with mythology) and when Jesus won, the last bolt of lightening looked like a "J".

Val
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i used to think that when it thundered, it was god bowling with his friends.

Anon
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I used to believe that the sound of thunder was the angels and god in heaven bowling.

-Stinky Toria
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i used to belive that when it would thunder god would be bowling and when it lightninged he made a strike.

abby
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I used to believe thunder was God bowling. Every Wednesday was my parents' bowling day, and it often stormed. I told my Mom, "Hey, mommy, I think God has the same bowling day as us!"

Casey
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Thunder was the people who were already in heaven bowling.

Julia Henderson
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When I was really young my mom told me that thunder was the sound of God bowling, and that when sun rays shone through clouds it was souls ascending from a graveyard.

I figured out the truth when I was a little older, and at that point swore that if I ever had kids I would look up the real answers to their questions rather than confuse them with nonsense.

Anon
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