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Thunder is the sound of God bowling

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i used to believe that thunder was god bowling.

michelle
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i used to belive that when it would thunder god would be bowling and when it lightninged he made a strike.

abby
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when i was 7 my mommy told me that thunder was God bowling. and that lightning was the flashy lights when you get a strike! 10 years later.. the other day, my boyfriend told my that thunder is god taking a picture of you, and the lightning is the lash. yeah, we're not 7 anymore!

Stephie.
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When I was younger, I was deathly afraid of thunder. Well, my mom always told me that it was my Aunt that had recently died and all the angels in Heaven bowling.

Angie
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When I was really little my mom told me that when it thindered god was rolling a bowling ball in the sky and when it flashed lightning, the ball hit the pins and when it rained that god was sad because he didn't hit the pins or he got a bad score.

Ariel
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I used to believe when it was thundering and raining that God was bowling. And evry time it thundered the ball was rolling down the lane. And when the lightning occured, he jjust made a strike.

Alucard
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i had a fear of thunder storms at the age of three my mother always told me tje flasked lightning is the angel start the bowling the ball then u hear the thunder is the strike and now i love to hear the thunderstorm. no matter how disasterous they may be more the fun

Signbrat
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whenever it was lightning out, my dad would tell me that God was bowling up in heaven.

Anon
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When I was about four I thought that when it would rain God was taking a shower, or when I heard thunder I always thought God was bowling!

Anon
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When I was a kid I thought that when it thundered it was God going bowling and getting a strike.

Allie
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I was led to believe that the thunder was the angels playing 10 pin bowling and that the lightening was caused when they knocked all the pins down

G Watkins
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I used to believe that when it stormed God was bowling. When he rolled the ball was when it thundered, and when he got a strike was when lightning struck

Airon
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I used to believe that when it thundered it was the angels bowling....when there was lightening, it meant someone got a strike!

Danielle
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I used to believe thunderstorms were bowling in heaven

Anon
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When I was little I used ot be really scared of rain and thunder until one day my mom told me that the thunder was the angels in heaven bowling an that the reain was tears od joy when they won! I swore by that!

Kris
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I used to believe thunder was God bowling. Every Wednesday was my parents' bowling day, and it often stormed. I told my Mom, "Hey, mommy, I think God has the same bowling day as us!"

Casey
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Thunder was the people who were already in heaven bowling.

Julia Henderson
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i used to think that when it thundered, it was god bowling with his friends.

Anon
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When I was about 5 I was told that when there was thunder that God was bowling with Saint Peter. So every time it thundered(and it rains a lot it New Jersey), I would happily announce God was bowling again.

Wombat Queen
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When I was a kid I thought thunder was God bowling, and the lightning was celebrating his getting a strike. God must have been a good bowler!

Pablo
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