I used to jump in my mothers lap when it used to rain with thunder & lightning.Because i used to believe that god is searching for me with his gun and firing as he is not getting me,and he is becoming more and more angry.
The reason behind this belief is my mother used to tell me that i am a grown up boy (i was 3 years old then) and i should not ask for my mothers milk.

Rongon

My Mum & Dad always told me when it was thundering & lighting that it was God having his coal delivered & he was turning the light on in the coal cellar. Well i went along with this till one day when i was about 6 we was all out in the car in a storm & it got hit by lighting to which i turned to my Dad and said" Dad tell God we dont wont no f--king coal" the next thing i can remember is this pain in the back of my head as my Dads very large hand connected to my head. . (that was the first & last time i used the F word till i left home) LOL

Bun-Kup

My mum told me that flashes was created when two clouds crash into each other. When I found it out the true explanation many years later I was not very happy and felt cheated.

Anon

when I was younger and it was storming at night, I thought that I did something terribly wrong during daytime and made GOD or Mother Nature real angry at me. I would lie in bed covering up/hiding from the lightning and thunder and pull all my stuffed animals around me so they could ''protect'' me! Sometimes I even hid under my bed and would sleep there! I even apologized to GOD and Mother Nature and begged for forgiveness repeatedly until either the storm stopped or I fell asleep first! OH BOY! was I ever an idiot!

STACIE B.

I used to believe that when it thundered it was God getting angry and throwing stuff about... I also thought that sheet lightning was actually called sheep lightning lol

Hannah

I used to believe that albino people came from lightning storms (from the movie Powder), so if a pregnant women got hit by lightning she would give birth to an albino baby

Kim A.

I was told that lightning was God taking a picture and thunder was him clapping his hands

Anon

When I was 6 or 7 I used to belive that when it was sunny God was happy, when it was rainy that God was cring, when there was lightning God was mad and when there was thunder God was bowling.

Anon

my aunties anne and carole newton used to believe (my mum and other auntie convinced them)that whenever they heard thunder it was god coming down to get them !

woza and aunties

when i was young i thoutht thunder was elves bowling and lightnig was the bowling aley lights

Jessie

my mum and dad used to tell me that when it was thunder and lightning God was moving his furniture or using the toilet.
I was very gullible.

madetobelieve

When i was little my daycare teacher told me that thunder was clouds bumping into each other. I believed that for a long time.

Ashley

i used to believe that when it started to thunder it was santa moving his toys around

klee

I USED TO BELIEVE RAIN AND LIGHTNING WAS MADE EVERTIME GOD CRIED OR TOOK A PEE OR TOOK A SHOWER

G-MAN

When I was young,during a thunderstorm I used to think that God was going to work with his briefcase and that is why I thought that thunder sounded like that

omgee

Lightening means Allah takes photes of me.

Anon

I used to beleive that thunder come from a rock.

irais

When I was younger,
my mum always used to tell me when there was a storm,
God was angry and he was hitting drums which was the thunder...

Christine

I used to believe, due to my mums home spun wisdom, that thunder was God moving his furniture.

Carolina Perez

When I was little, I was afraid of thunder and lightning, cause I used to believe that during a thunderstorm, God and the devil were in a fight; God being the lightning, the devil being the thunder. I would picture God zapping the devil with the lightning and the devil getting real mad and throw a temper tantrum and that would cause the thunder.

Monica