when i waz 4 i thaught thunder and lightning was god crying because people were having sex

teneille

My mother always told me that thunder came from clouds colliding with each other.

Martijn

i used 2 belive that when it was fireworks had been set off in volcanoes under the earth crust and that lightning was someone kept turning on the light on and off

gikko

My mum used to tell me that someone was delivering bricks at the top of our road when it thundered!

Deb

When i was younger i was terrified of thunder storms n cudn't undastand wot it was n wot all the noise was, so wen eva it wud thunder my mum n dad wud tell me it was all the people in heaven above the clouds movin their furniture around in their homes! n i actualy used 2 believe them!!

Emma

When I was little and was riding in the car with my Aunt and Uncle it was raining and there was thunder. I asked my Aunt if the thunder was God moving furniture around. I guess I truely thought
God was moving his furniture in his livingroom.
My Aunt and Uncle just laughed and laughed.

ShannaJ

I used to believe that when lightening struck at night, it was turning the world into day for a few seconds.

Kristine

I used to belief that thunder was the clouds bashing against each other. It was when i was 18 i realised this weren't the case.

Anon

To keep me from being afraid of thunder, when I was little my Mom would tell me that it was the sound of God moving furniture around in Heaven.

Dave

one day, during a storm i told my younger sister that thunder and lightning was the Giant chasing Jack across the cloud tops and shooting at him for steeling his stuff. sometimes it took a long time for Jack to reach his beanstalk and get to safety.

sorry sadist

i used to believe (because my mum told me!) that when it thundered that god was angry and the thunder was him shouting at all the bad people.

karyn

When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.

Anon

I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.

kipperfeet

When I was young I used to beleive that when it thunders, it means that there's a fight and their were asking me to go and fight with thunders and lightening. So would take my plastic sword that were part of my carnival costume and stay in our yard fighting with thunder. Silly me

Shawn Abela

i used to believe that whenever there as a loud thunder in the sky,it was only the sound of an empty tank that God was rolling over the clouds.

omar farouk

When I was little, my parents told me that if I walked around barefoot during a storm I would get struck by lightning. I still make sure I always have somthing on my feet when there's a storm, just in case.

Lizzie

My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.

Dale

My mother told me that thunder was the sound of the giants bowling. If you listen, you can see why I fell for that one.

Tracy Lee

When I was little, I used to believe that thunder was actually the sound made when God moved furniture around in heaven.

Pony

When I was little I used to think that thunder and lightning was God having a party in heaven with Jesus because they got bored up there. I thought that the thunder was the loud music or someone passing out on the floor, and the lightning was the strobe lights. Boy was I taught to believe wierd things! I suppose it's because my mum thought I was too young to understand science when I was 3 :D

Susan