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I used to belief that thunder was the clouds bashing against each other. It was when i was 18 i realised this weren't the case.

Anon
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I used to belive thunder was the angels bowling. Whenever there was a big clap of thunder an angel had made a strike. I always celebrated for the angel. I would envision the angel doing the disco to flashes of lightning.

Go Angels!
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one day, during a storm i told my younger sister that thunder and lightning was the Giant chasing Jack across the cloud tops and shooting at him for steeling his stuff. sometimes it took a long time for Jack to reach his beanstalk and get to safety.

sorry sadist
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i used to believe (because my mum told me!) that when it thundered that god was angry and the thunder was him shouting at all the bad people.

karyn
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When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.

Anon
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I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.

kipperfeet
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When I was young I used to beleive that when it thunders, it means that there's a fight and their were asking me to go and fight with thunders and lightening. So would take my plastic sword that were part of my carnival costume and stay in our yard fighting with thunder. Silly me

Shawn Abela
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i used to believe that whenever there as a loud thunder in the sky,it was only the sound of an empty tank that God was rolling over the clouds.

omar farouk
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When I was little, my parents told me that if I walked around barefoot during a storm I would get struck by lightning. I still make sure I always have somthing on my feet when there's a storm, just in case.

Lizzie
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My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.

Dale
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My mother told me that thunder was the sound of the giants bowling. If you listen, you can see why I fell for that one.

Tracy Lee
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When I was little, I used to believe that thunder was actually the sound made when God moved furniture around in heaven.

Pony
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When I was little I used to think that thunder and lightning was God having a party in heaven with Jesus because they got bored up there. I thought that the thunder was the loud music or someone passing out on the floor, and the lightning was the strobe lights. Boy was I taught to believe wierd things! I suppose it's because my mum thought I was too young to understand science when I was 3 :D

Susan
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My husband's mother used to tell him that when it was thundering that was just God moving furniture around his house.

Janelle
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It was obvious, thunder was the sound of God having the coal delivered direct into the coal cellar, and the lightning was sparks being struck off the coalhole cover if the coalman kicked it accidentally.

Sue
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i believed that thunder and lightning came out of the alley across the street from my house.

Anon
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I used to think that lightening would folow you up the stairs and zap you, and that if you had a cat on your lap during a thunderstorm , the lightening would find you.

Mart
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To keep me from being afraid of thunder, when I was little my Mom would tell me that it was the sound of God moving furniture around in Heaven.

Dave
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My parents told me that thunder happened because giants were bowling up in the sky and when it thundered it was a strike. When lightning struck, it was their opponents the fairies getting a strike. For years I was worried about giant bowling balls falling out of the sky.

Tina
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I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.

Debra Mcewan
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