when i was little if a stayed in the paddling pool 2 long my toes would rinkle and i thought i was a prune tree

Anon

anytime i would go swimming, lake, pool or anywhere, i thot there were sharks and crocodiles
and thats silly cuz in lakes and especially pools (in ontario) there wouldnt possibly be sharks or any deadly animals
but i would always watch where i was going, and my brother used to always scare me and pretend to be a shark or crocodile in our pool, and i actually cried for fear that he was one!

pringlez-CAT

this happened when i was in the 5th grade in school.i happnened to be at the club with a friend and saw the notice "today is a dry day".i actually asked my friend,"why is the swimming pool closed today?".i thought they must have 'dried' out the pool due to maintenence reasons.

R-Square

I used to think then when you walked into the Y.M.C.A
You opened the door of the building and stepped right into the Pool

Anon

iused to believe that when i farted in a pool it would suck up water and cum out my ears!wat a muppet

fat man don don don don fatman